This is going to sound made up but...

[PanterA]

About a month or so you might have read my thread about how I slipped on a banana peel and how my "knee is fuckin hurts and my ass smells like banana all day."

Yeah well today I was working on Main Street and I get out of my truck with a big package in my hand and I had to tilt my head to the right of the package in order to see in front of me. so I'm walking past a fruit store....and you guessed it! WHOOSH!! the package went flying, people gasped as they saw it rise at least 6 feet in the air, but this time I was able to brace myself so that i didnt hit the ground to hard. I wasnt hurt, the package wasnt damaged but the box was abit dented.

So I look down to see what I slipped on...and there it was. My worst enemy staring back at me....almost smiling. It was a small pile of FUCKING ONION SLICES!!! I swear it was revenge for all the nasty hatefull things I ever said about onions.

Well mr.onion this isnt over! I hate you more then ever!! I will spend every dying day I have on Earth to end your armpit smelling ways! You may have won this battle but you havent won the war! DIE YOU EVIL ONION! DIE!!!!!!!!

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This message was edited by PanterA on 1-9-04 @ 5:16 PM

[billyio]

This onion tale of yours is making me cry. A-ge ge ge.

You should really stay away from florae.

See Ya!

This message was edited by billyio on 1-9-04 @ 5:15 PM

[East Side Dave]

I'll fucking kill Onion, Pantera! Just give me the greenlight! I'll kill Onion and [i]You lock that damn thread over there!

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[SuperClerk]

I get out of my truck with a big package in my hand


Who the hell were you riding with?

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[PanterA]

damn you!!!!

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[SuperClerk]

You might as well just change your own mod quote now before someone else does.

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[Freakshow]

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Hey SuperClerk
When is Czerkawski going to start scoring again? My fantasy team is hurting. I picked him off the waiver wire when he was tearing up. Now, not so much.
[swoosh]

Back to the onion topic...


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This message was edited by Freakshow on 1-9-04 @ 5:34 PM

[SuperClerk]

I was pretty positive that his scoring surge wouldn't last.

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[Freakshow]

I don't have the heart to bench him yet. (not that i've got anyone better on the bench) He still got me several goals (I think I picked him up with 8).
I've got Lang, Hossa, and Rick Nash, but i'm still second to last.

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[stump12]

Damn man where do you work again? I havent had any problems with fruits or vegetables yet. I have no problem on ice but mud always gets me when im not looking. stinking pile of fitlh.

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[Lisa Croft]

This reminds me of the time you ordered a Big Mac with no onions and took a bite to find out they left the onions in. Then you threw up all over the floor. Onions want you dead.

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[SatCam]

THAT'S the excuse you're giving us for your BO?

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[ChickenHawk]

If I were you, I'd stop parking my truck near produce.

New rule: If it grows from the earth, it is your enemy.

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[TheMojoPin]

This reminds me of the time you ordered a Big Mac with no onions and took a bite to find out they left the onions in. Then you threw up all over the floor.

OK, me when I was three.

Yeesh.

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[JohnnyCash]

... with a big package in my hand and I had to tilt my head to the right of the package ...

Stop with all the sexy talk.

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[FUNKMAN]

okay, you've hit two food groups...

which ones next...

watch out for the pork chop or some fresh mozz....



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[monsterone]

wow, i could ave read your post and everyone's that followed, but your mod quote is so gay, i had to respond to it. everyone prior to could have this same post, but i was forced to see a squirill with huge nuts. nsfw definitely.

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[sr71blackbird]

Once I was looking out my window during a rain storm and see the mailman walking across from the neighbors lawn, and its a hill between the houses and hes coming down the wet grassy hill with his bag and his rain coat on and his foot starts to slip in the mud and he couldnt get his footing and ended up doing a split with one leg in front and the other straight behind him, balls to the mud, all the way down the hill. I was laffin'

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[cheezeemee]

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ha ha ha
the onion fairy strikes again

You don't want to know what I think

[high fly]

This reminds me of the time I was out in the woods and stepped in a snare designed to catch bears.
There I was, hanging upside down for hours, yelling for help, a rope around one ankle...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[zoom2457]

Fruits and vegetables don't mess around.

Better watch your step Pantera, they'll get ya...

I say apologize now and hope they accept.

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[JustJon]

so now your ass smells of onion and banana?

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[keithy_19]

Just wnated to say I love your mod quote.

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[ChickenHawk]

Steels wants to fuck PanterA's mod quote.


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[TheMojoPin]

so now your ass smells of onion and banana?

AND his hair is turning white.

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