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french bread pizza
01-09-2004, 09:22 AM
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i weighed in at 166 lbs today
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Snoogans
01-09-2004, 09:24 AM
wow that thing or possibly things is/are coming soon
and now you got me by 6 pounds
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StupidGirlllll
01-09-2004, 09:25 AM
Wow, FBP you look really cute...You are lucky no stretch marks..Good luck.
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East Side Dave
01-09-2004, 09:27 AM
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That thing looks fake! Your baby is gonna be a female Shaquille O'Neil! Make her practice her free throws! Congrats, Frenchy!
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french bread pizza
01-09-2004, 09:28 AM
thank you stupidgrrl..but i have to tell you i have crazy stretch marks on my thighs, ass, and my back like right above my butt almost on my side..
and i'm sure the belly stretch marks will show up after i have the baby and start losing the weight..i can't imagine my skin going back to normal though
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Furtherman
01-09-2004, 09:31 AM
Hmmm... what did I do with those "Ready To Drop" videos?
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01-09-2004, 09:32 AM
Now I really am starving.
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TheMojoPin
01-09-2004, 09:34 AM
Alright, this "baby" gimmick has gone on for too long.
FRENCHY. PUT. DOWN. THE. BEER.
NOW.
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StupidGirlllll
01-09-2004, 09:34 AM
I had 2 children & my stomach felt the raft.. My friend had the worse stretch marks on her belly, they looked like worms..bright red & everything..
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IrishAlkey
01-09-2004, 09:34 AM
I always wondered where pizza came from.
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JustJon
01-09-2004, 09:39 AM
I'll have a slice with anchovies.
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silera
01-09-2004, 09:41 AM
I weighed 190lbs the day before I gave birth and 135 lbs when I got out of the hospital.
Just make sure you buy lots of cocoa butter and chant "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it never shrinks again" as you apply.
P.S. You look great.
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IrishAlkey
01-09-2004, 09:42 AM
We'll get you pregnant next.
It'll be like a round robin tournament with brackets and everything.
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monsterone
01-09-2004, 09:49 AM
great, way to provide wadd with batch pics.
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TheMojoPin
01-09-2004, 09:49 AM
My money's on Alkey impregnanting reeshy by mistake.
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IrishAlkey
01-09-2004, 09:52 AM
He's way too old to get knocked up.
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FUNKMAN
01-09-2004, 10:00 AM
pregnancy looks good on you...gonna have a new 'best friend' soon, good luck with the delivery!
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monsterone
01-09-2004, 10:06 AM
funkman, are you say she was impregnated by a dog???
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CrazyClare
01-09-2004, 10:08 AM
look what i did to you!!!
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Tall_James
01-09-2004, 10:29 AM
Not to be rude, but have your nipples grown to the size of salad plates? Perfectly normal you know.
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IrishAlkey
01-09-2004, 10:33 AM
Why would Clare's nipples be growing?
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monsterone
01-09-2004, 10:35 AM
look what i did to you!!!
again!!! ahhhhhhgeeehhhhhhhh....
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samnyc
01-09-2004, 10:37 AM
Congratulations.
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Snoogans
01-09-2004, 10:38 AM
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Thanks Fluff
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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This message was edited by Snoogans on 1-11-04 @ 1:39 AM
Why would Clare's nipples be growing?
Because it's cold outside.
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IrishAlkey
01-09-2004, 10:43 AM
I can accept that.
Why is my penis growing? I have the heat on.
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Snoogans
01-09-2004, 10:44 AM
i coulda sworn it was cause duke just showed up alkey
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Thanks Fluff
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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IrishAlkey
01-09-2004, 10:51 AM
He's still broadcasting to some trucker in Phoenix who thinks he's found a new girlfriend.
10-4 good buddy!
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Snoogans
01-09-2004, 10:53 AM
the trucker just wants to cornhole rob the dog
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Thanks Fluff
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
monsterone
01-09-2004, 10:54 AM
"i find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
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Tenbatsuzen
01-09-2004, 10:55 AM
Wadd is strangely silent. Is Erica Herskowitz on the FAN today?
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Yerdaddy
01-09-2004, 10:56 AM
You look like a well-fed snake Frenchy. In other words - hot! I'd ask you out but I couldn't afford the dinner tap.
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Tenbatsuzen
01-09-2004, 11:01 AM
FMJeff, you owe me a favor - I'm begging for a captionizer.
and you also owe me 10 bucks.
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Iamnotatool
01-09-2004, 11:02 AM
my stomach felt the raft
What raft? You were swimming?
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IrishAlkey
01-09-2004, 11:04 AM
She's Cuban.
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StupidGirlllll
01-09-2004, 11:04 AM
What raft? You were swimming?
I must of spelled it wrong, thanks for correcting me..
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SuperClerk
01-09-2004, 11:12 AM
I was expecting the last pictue to have Kuato breaking out of there.
Best of luck to you Frenchy!!!!! :)
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monsterone
01-09-2004, 11:15 AM
Wadd is strangely silent. Is Erica Herskowitz on the FAN today?
and my batch material theory is proven.
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SuperClerk
01-09-2004, 11:20 AM
Maybe he's batching to the Schmoozer.
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Tenbatsuzen
01-09-2004, 11:47 AM
Maybe he's batching to the Schmoozer.
My money's on Jody McDonald.
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FMJeff
01-09-2004, 11:57 AM
christ, cut back on the beer...
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Heavy
01-09-2004, 12:10 PM
Hot.
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SuperClerk
01-09-2004, 12:12 PM
I've batched to Sweeny.
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Tenbatsuzen
01-09-2004, 12:29 PM
I gotta give him a lot of credit... he's a hottie.
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SuperClerk
01-09-2004, 12:35 PM
Another thread gone terribly wrong.
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Potvin doesn't suck.
billyio
01-09-2004, 01:13 PM
Wow. I was curious where French Bread Pizza went. You're almost there! My co-worker's wife was two weeks overdue and finally gave birth on New Year's Eve. The baby was huge!
I wish ya the best of luck!
See Ya!
Bill From Yorktown
01-09-2004, 01:16 PM
2 comments
1 - take the meds when they offer - they may not offer again
2 - the head isnt a problem - the shoulders are the muther f-ers that hurt (according to my wife)
good luck - we expect pics
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Bill From Yorktown
01-09-2004, 01:27 PM
hmm see the tittie farie has paid a visit
sorry that was crude. Ready for the big day?
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01-09-2004, 01:46 PM
I'd still hit it.
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french bread pizza
01-09-2004, 02:15 PM
well i already had huge nipples but yes they've gotten even bigger...and they leak colostrum all over the place (that's pre-milk)
and yes i will take the drugs..and plenty of them..anyone that's close knows i decided from the beginning to not go natural if at all possible.
but i have been completely sober for the duration of the pregnancy..besides maybe one or two tylenol when it got too bad to deal.
i forget what else i was going to say..but my belly hurts right now i think she's trying to get out..only she's just kicking and pushing directly outward instead of coming through the hole
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scorpion
01-09-2004, 02:58 PM
Does anyone find FBP even hotter now!!!!! Or is me?
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Now I'm starvin
MattyBronx
01-09-2004, 03:10 PM
FBP,
This is a great time for you. Good luck, kid!
I threw up quick web pages when each of my daughters were born (check the links below). You don't know my wife & I so the pictures won't mean anything to you, but you might enjoy the narratives. Enjoy!
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PanterA
01-10-2004, 12:42 AM
http://hometown.aol.com/amayafish/images/campic45.jpgThis looks like me after Thanksgiving dinner.
http://hometown.aol.com/amayafish/images/campic43.jpgthis one looks like youre about to pop a huge pimple.
Geez Frenchy!
You look great! You're gonna be one hot momma. :)
good luck!! btw, I charge $10 an hour to babysit
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kc7586
01-10-2004, 05:41 AM
congrats! u look great for how far along you are. good luck with everything and im sure your skin will indeed shrink back.
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high fly
01-10-2004, 06:29 AM
Looking goooood!
Just remember, when the time comes, your body is designed to do this...
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Katylina
01-10-2004, 06:47 AM
You are one of those lucky women who look absolutely beautiful during their pregnancy. :-)
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Butters
01-10-2004, 07:35 AM
yeah i looked like an apricot during mine
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zoom2457
01-10-2004, 08:00 AM
Boy, French Bread Pizza sure got fat, huh???
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FUNKMAN
01-10-2004, 12:31 PM
rub it and say 'wish i had a watermelon, wish i had a watermelon'...
i made my wife laugh during a contraction and she got pissed
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keithy_19
01-10-2004, 12:55 PM
I read the title of this thread and thought it was going to be a plaestinian person getting on a bus.
Formerly...
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sr71blackbird
01-10-2004, 03:49 PM
I adore the look of a pregnant women. You have a nice belly! Some women have bad stretch marks. I hope you have a swift painless labor
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Heavy
01-10-2004, 04:24 PM
Enough with the strech mark shit. She already said she had none on her gut and the ass/legs ones fade away pretty nicely.
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sr71blackbird
01-10-2004, 04:51 PM
I didnt say she did, I said some women do
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IrishAlkey
01-11-2004, 01:11 AM
Wadd will be your hero, baby.
He will cause you tons of pain.
Wadd will be your hero, baby.
He will never... go away.
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SamoanWoman
01-19-2004, 04:46 PM
Frenchy,
you look absolutely beautiful. When are you due? Now????
sr71blackbird
01-19-2004, 04:55 PM
I love preggy
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Friday
01-21-2004, 07:31 PM
DUDE
You look Great!
I can not believe you are going to pop this little tike out soon.
Best of Luck Woman!
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