i think i'm going to explode

[french bread pizza]

either from heart burn or from the baby getting too damn big for my itty bitty tummy

i still have almost a month to go (due date 2/4/04) as of friday i wasn't dilated at all so i can't see myself going early.

i've gained 40 lbs so far which is fine with me..however the doc guessed the baby's weight to be a little over 6lbs right now.

i'm having fun being pregnant but i'm very uncomfortable most of the time

we just got a brand new computer at home (i'm at work now) so i may be able to be back to my addicted self when i go on maternity leave. which i'm not sure when i'm going to do that yet probably in 2 weeks or so.

i miss ron and fez.

i miss everyone.

XOXOX

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm wearing six bags of sugar tucked into my belt to feel your pain.

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[East Side Dave]

Babies rule, Frenchy! Two of my friends are pregnant and one whose in her 8th month says it feels like "the turkey is ready to pop" so I don't know why she go so mad at me when I put on oven mitts and started pouring gravy on her. Sheesh!

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[Jennitalia]

hang in there!
There's a woman at work who went for a dr's visit on Monday (she's 7 months pregnant) and they were going to give her bedrest....turns out she ended up going into labor...4 lbs....mom and baby are doing fine.

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[JustJon]

frenchie, careful. They just started allowing stem cell research in NJ.

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[East Side Dave]

.....the stems of a Venus Flytrap!! Ahhhh! Run! Run, everybody! And tell Rick Moranis!

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[Heavy]

9th month? mmm

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[monsterone]

i'm going through it with you; i have satcam in a backpack that i'm wearing in the from, and when you drop, i'm unzipping him out. there, there little guy... i think i felt him kick!


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[The_Fat_Mole]

testing 1,2,3 testing...

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[Tall_James]

so i may be able to be back to my addicted self when i go on maternity leave.

don't count on it. you'll have much more important and rewarding things to do than posting on an internet messageboard.

i wish you a speedy and easy delivery. and a healthy baby to boot!


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[Tenbatsuzen]

Anybody want to take bets on Frenchy or Erica Herskowitz popping first?

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[SatCam]

Damn, I was thinking of posting "how's frenchy doing" last night and I just KNEW someone'd beat me to it!!

Hang in there! Just one more month!

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[Hosp]

Good to see you Frenchie. Since I'm the only one in the Baby pool, I think I'm going to win by default. So I'll pay myself the 10 bucks.

And if I see you on the board a lot in the next 2 months I'm going to call social services on you. We are no where near as important as your bagle bite, and we understand

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[mdr55]

Nice to get an update. Your almost at the finish line of one race, but your about to start another race pretty soon. Best wishes.

Do you know the sex of the baby yet (I'm not sure if you mentioned it earlier) or you just want to be surprised. (just imagine if you have twins- that would be so cool)

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[high fly]

either from heart burn or from the baby getting too damn big for my itty bitty tummy



Whew! I thought she was gonna say she had a bomb up in there, so I was getting all ready to call Tom Ridge...







Feed that baby right, FB.




" and they ask me why I drink"

[silera]

Load up the Rocky soundtrack in your portable cd player and find some stairs.

You'll pop that sucker out faster than puss from a pimple!


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[The_Fat_Mole]

Who is the father?

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[ADF]

You should try to hold out for two more months so the birthday will be 4/4/4. That would rock!

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[Friday]

Yay!
I am so excited for you, woman.
Not envious of the discomfort... and that's a tiny little body to carry a brand new human being.... but i am certain you are doing fine.

Best of luck and miss you much!

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[JohnnyCash]

Best of luck Frenchy!

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[mikeyboy]

Almost there!

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[Stalker Patti]

What name have you chosen for the little one...we should have a name the baby thread! Congrats to you Frenchy; maybe you may have a Valentines Day child!

[IrishAlkey]

Name it Godiva.

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[MizzleTizzle]

Sheeesh all these wanna-be doctors.

The God damned belly button thing Pops out when it's done! Just like on the turkey! sheeeesh...

And my Bro just had a baby girl, well his wife did physically. Anyway; we are talking future WNBA or Ilsa; She-Wolf of the SS; 22 inches; 9lbs. 14 oz. God help my bro...

God help the women I impregnate...

God bless the women who volunteer for practice...

[TooCute]

You should try to hold out for two more months so the birthday will be 4/4/4. That would rock!

Or one month for 2/3/4

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[PanterA]

ok I think it's time to start the baby pool.

only I have no idea how to do it, so someone who does start a new thread. Winner will win an RF.Net tshirt.

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[MHasegawa]

What would this be determined on?
-When the baby will born
-Weight
-Name
-Gender

Clarify and philosiphy, bruddah!

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[Heavy]

Done.

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[The_Fat_Mole]

Can you hold it in for about 2 and a half years so the baby will be born on 6/6/6? That way you can raise the anti-Christ to be good and thus save the world.

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[french bread pizza]

well i meant i'd be on the message board BEFORE i have the baby..in that 2 weeks i have of maternity leave before the baby comes

we have decided on the name..it's Amaya Renee (renee is my middle name, we just like amaya) and obviously it's a girl (well that's what the doc tells me)

yes arelis that's what everyone keeps telling me, and i know you have mucho experience..however i'm too tired to do anything other than eat and bitch.

the belly button is saying it's done...but it's not coming!!!!

if i have to wait till april..or 2006 i'll kill myself first..but then again i'd probably make alot of money and put into a lab to be poked and proded

oh yeah and i'm vomiting randomly now..like coughing and up comes a cup of vomit..i feel fine just vomit vomit vomit..cool huh

but the best is just laying here and holding my belly and feeling her moving and pushing her leg around and stuff...

gotta go..boss is lurking

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[Hosp]

How's Trix handeling the whole situation?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Will before and after pictures be on RMB?



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[high fly]

Load up the Rocky soundtrack in your portable cd player and find some stairs.

You'll pop that sucker out faster than puss from a pimple!



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[East Side Dave]

Load up the Rocky soundtrack in your portable cd player and find some stairs.


My mom was pregnant with me when the first Rocky came out and she said I was a-kicking like a banshee during the twelth through fifteenth rounds!....That ho!

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[Justice4all]

Will this baby replace Lenay as coolest baby?
Let the bets begin!

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[CrazyClare]

Who is the father?


I am.

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[JustJon]

Who is the father?


I am.

hot.


If Frenchie explodes, will there be tomato sauce and cheese everywhere? If so, I don't want to be the one to clean it up.

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[french bread pizza]

oh yes clare is def. the father..

i wouldn't have it any other way..i can't wait till she has my child

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[Freakshow]

Hmm, explode?

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Just make sure the hospital has the machine that goes "ping."

[Johnny Fontane]

Are you having the baby at this moment by any chance?

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[ScotchGuard]

I'm sure it'll feel better in no time

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Are the trees you're hugging going to save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping 'round your backstairs?

[MizzleTizzle]

A lot of people videotape the birth.

By any chance, did you happen to tape the Conception?

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

Frenchie's pregnant? Now I know I'm not with the in crowd.

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[CrazyClare]

did you explode yet darling? Are my wifey and baby girl ok?

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[TheMojoPin]

Clare sounds like one of those old skool dads...not involved at all, just out in the waiting room, pacing and chain-smoking, and then passing out cigars to all the "boys"...

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[CrazyClare]

the amazing dicking i gave her was enough involvement.

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thanks to my Bo, Monsterone.

[TheMojoPin]

Clare was always better than me in shop class.

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[sr71blackbird]

When is this blessed event?

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