pussy whipped

[monsterone]

so i have no friends. actually i do, but they have to ask their girlfriends to take their balls out of their purses if we do anything. what's the deal? is it b/c i'm getting older (27 yrs young) or what? and ladies, what is the joy in having a guy hanging on your every whim? huge props to the person who can identify these lyrics (w/o googling):


Walk the dog, do the dishes
Your lips are brown from kissing ass
Sorry guys I can't make it
Maybe next time, think I'll pass
Don't make her mad, don't make her sad
A fate for you that's worse than death
you're a slave and you don't know it
It always happens to the best

[CHORUS]
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you're pussywhipped
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you're pussywhipped

She wants to be involved with you
In every little thing you do
Always has to add her two cents
It's obvious who wears the pants
Your friends all hate you, you don't care
Cause you've been trapped in her lair
And hopefully on day you'll see
That pussy can be caught for free

[CHORUS-MOSH PART-REPEAT FIRST VERSE-CHORUS

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moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

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[FUNKMAN]

oh! i thought ths thread was gonna be about putting whipped cream on the pussy, not somebody complaining like a puss...
;)

crow this!

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[TooCute]

Your friends suck and so do their girlfriends. Actually, they probably don't.

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[revoltacs]

its because the chicks got the vagina homey. you grow a poon and you'll get your boys attention back.

[curtoid]

ooooooh, I've gone though this many a time with friends of mine who become dicks.

And whenever I get into a relationship I always swear that I'm not going to be one of those guys, but it's tough, unless it's either a long distance relationship, or you are married - neither of which I would suggest.

[KOP]

This message was edited by KOP on 1-7-04 @ 3:28 PM

[monsterone]

when's the last time mojo signed on; i would have figured he would've gotten the lyrics by now. oh well.


Your friends suck and so do their girlfriends. Actually, they probably don't.

they're pretty cool guys, but their chicks get mad if they go out and have fun w/o them. honestly, i can't be around a chick, much less anyone else, for prolonged periods of time. somebodies gonna die if i do.

and i've been whipped before, i'll admit it. but it was my first love and she stomped my ass in to the ground. i figure, these guys are in their mid 20's, it's time to get over that. but yes, i'm sure growing a vagina would bring the boys back. then again...





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