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Snoogans
01-06-2004, 06:57 PM
i keep hearing this everywhere. what the fuck does it mean

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JohnnyCash
01-06-2004, 07:03 PM
I think its a guy who seems gay, but isnt. A guy who cares way too much about his clothes and hair and all that stuff. Its basically a gay man whos straight.

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01-06-2004, 07:04 PM
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Snoogans
01-06-2004, 07:04 PM
thank you, just shows how many of you psuedo intillectuals use it and dont really know

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mdr55
01-06-2004, 07:23 PM
They talk about that shit all the time on ESPN radio (enough already).
Basically a guy that cares about his looks. Doesn't look like a slob. Or something like that.

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keithy_19
01-06-2004, 07:24 PM
I believe it's a guy who acts gay to befriend girls and then tells them he isn't gay and she feels its her dream guy. A guy who likes to shop for clothes with her.

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Snoogans
01-06-2004, 07:25 PM
thats just low. if you need to do that to get chicks, i hope the chicks have herpes

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keithy_19
01-06-2004, 07:31 PM
Ha Snoogans.

I guess theres another word for being metrosexual. It could be called loss of dignity. But what do I know. The answer is nothing.

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Snoogans
01-06-2004, 07:31 PM
keith we arent supposed to get along this much. knock it off will ya

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TheMojoPin
01-06-2004, 07:45 PM
A guy who cares way too much about his clothes and hair and all that stuff.

There's no such thing as "too much."

Now, if the rest of you are done being hideous, I AM OUTTA HERE.

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TooCute
01-06-2004, 08:11 PM
It's the new PC way to call someone gay.

In related news: I just saw a kid I used to go to music school with last Sunday. Apparently he's the model that Newsweek was going to have on their cover on their cover a couple weeks ago when there were going to run a cover story on metrosexuals. Unfortunately for him, Saddam Hussein was caught that week so he didn't make the cover. He WILL be in the year end double issue however.

I'm embarassed to know him.

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monsterone
01-06-2004, 08:43 PM
It's the new PC way to call someone gay.


sort of but not really. and you all need to stop smoking weed or something b/c the boys did a show maybe 2 months ago, where they called wonderboy a ms. it's someone who spends as much time on their appearance as a chick/ gay dude, but claims to be straight.

metrosexual (MET.roh.sek.shoo.ul) n. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side. ?metrosexuality n. (http://espn.go.com/page2/s/pressman/030922.html)

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TooCute
01-06-2004, 09:17 PM
It's new to the mainstream public, is what I meant, you fucktard. It's only been floating around bigtime for maybe a month. I guage this by assuming that my mom, who reads a lot of shit like People and the Daily News, recently told me that she agrees that my brother is the definition of a metrosexual. I only consider something mainstream when my mom knows about it.

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TheMojoPin
01-06-2004, 09:23 PM
Don't hate the playas, douchehead.

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East Side Dave
01-06-2004, 09:25 PM
Sit on it, wimpjeans.

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TheMojoPin
01-06-2004, 09:31 PM
Up your nose with Hitler's toes, Wilbur!

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monsterone
01-06-2004, 09:40 PM
who you callin fucktard, fucko? and can you give me your mom's phone #, so i can have a barometer on what's mainstream. cuz, apparently, i was way off course.

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TheMojoPin
01-06-2004, 09:43 PM
I want the numbers of ALL mothers.

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monsterone
01-06-2004, 09:49 PM
then start a thread, moderfucker

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East Side Dave
01-06-2004, 09:50 PM
I'll give you my mom's number but I must warn you- she's a tiger in bed! Seriously, I was raised by a tiger. It wasn't so bad. We had baby antelopes for breakfast.

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monsterone
01-06-2004, 09:53 PM
i bet you were roy horn-ey.

eh geh geh geh

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East Side Dave
01-06-2004, 09:54 PM
I was! And it was Grrrrrrrrreat! Ah-ge-ge-ge!

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East Side Dave
01-06-2004, 10:02 PM
......I.....- I'm sorry for that....

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TooCute
01-06-2004, 10:31 PM
ESD that was AWFUL. I want you banned NOW for that.

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JustJon
01-07-2004, 06:58 AM
metrosexuals became trendy when Queer Eye for the Straight Guy started last spring/early summer.

To put this a way Snoogans can understand, watch tonight's South Park, they're repeating the metrosexual episode at 10pm.

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Freakshow
01-07-2004, 07:10 AM
Metrosexuals should be cooked and eaten.

Or at least fed to pigs a la Hannibal.


My mom phone number is (304) 72...

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East Side Dave
01-07-2004, 09:18 AM
ESD that was AWFUL. I want you banned NOW for that.



Never! I'll never be banned!!!!

If Freakshow's gonna give it, so will I- To moderators as a gift for non-banned status: mom's number: 732-935-1000

for Alice: Uncle Randy's number: 732-449-4030

These are gifts I humbly bestow on you and- I gotta go! My computer just said I Got Mail!

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JustJon
01-07-2004, 09:41 AM
Dave, your mom says Peter Pan is playing at 8pm

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monsterone
01-07-2004, 09:42 AM
ESD that was AWFUL. I want you banned NOW for that.



Never! I'll never be banned!!!!

If Freakshow's gonna give it, so will I- To moderators as a gift for non-banned status: mom's number: 732-935-1000

for Alice: Uncle Randy's number: 732-449-4030

These are gifts I humbly bestow on you and- I gotta go! My computer just said I Got Mail!

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dude, why did your mom tell me lotr is playing at 3:30, 8:15, and 12:45? and your uncle said my copy of nemo was overdue? what the f-?


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curtoid
01-07-2004, 10:11 AM
Your mom says Peter Pan is playing at 8pm


Isn't Peter Pan playing all the time, since he didn't grow up and all?

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monsterone
01-07-2004, 10:21 AM
Dave, your mom says Peter Pan is playing at 8pm


damn you, how did you beat me by a minute??? it's an
admin conspiracy, you edited the code, bastard!


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hurlmon
01-07-2004, 10:30 AM
Mertosexual is basically a high maintance guy, who loves to primp himself up.


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Freakshow
01-07-2004, 10:43 AM
ESPN your metrosexual headquarters:

<a href="http://espn.go.com/page2/s/pressman/030922.html">Metrosexuals, Bad!</a>

<a href="http://espn.go.com/page2/s/030923/greenberg.html">ESPN's metrosexuals fight back </a>

<a href="http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnation/quiz?event_id=418">Lotion is for girls </a>
Quiz results
0-2 correct: You're a lost cause.

Def Dave in SC
01-07-2004, 11:05 AM
you fucktard


Wow, TooCute, that word just made my day. I feel so rejuvenated! Thank you, and with your permisson, I am going to use that word as if it were my own.

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01-07-2004, 12:33 PM
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A.J.
01-08-2004, 05:14 AM
I don't like this term and prefer to use the old school name we called people like this: "pretty boys".

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Furtherman
01-08-2004, 08:20 AM
Metrosexual - one of the words that should be banned. I agree. Although I still like "Shock & Awe".

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