Woman says she lost $162M ticket

[FUNKMAN]

Just saw this story. The woman sounds legit and i could not imagine her dissapointment.

How do you feel you would deal with possibly losing a 162million dollar lottery ticket?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/01/05/megamillions.lostticket.ap/index.html

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[Snoogans]

where is this bitch, road trip, time to go lookin for a ticket

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[FUNKMAN]

read the story LAZYASS!!!!

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[Snoogans]

i dont know how to read

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[FUNKMAN]

now think about the person who may have found the ticket. what if the other woman wins a court battle and gets her ticket back?

it would be nice if they would split it. looks like enough to go round...

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[Snoogans]

fuck that dumb bitch she lost it. all id give her is the dollar it cost

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[monsterone]

i'd tell her, you'll get nothing and like it!!!

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[Snoogans]

i want a soda, and a hot dog, and a cheeseburger

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[FUNKMAN]

you guys can't be that heartless, or can you?

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I believe her. I think she's fucked ultimately, but I do believe her.

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[Snoogans]

i didnt say i dont believe her, hence the dollar for the ticket, but she is dumb, and if i found it in public, its mine

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[FUNKMAN]

SNOOGS! Be Nice...

you are gonna burn in the lake of fire...

if you don't mend your ways!

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[JPMNICK]

i believe her and i can not imagine that feeling. Jesus christ how could you ever wake up and go to work again knowing that you had the chance to be a MULTI millionare. Anyway if I found the ticket I would prolly give her a million. I would have a guilty conscience for the rest of my life if i did not.

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[Snoogans]

i will already burn on whatever, im burning right now baby

fuck her dumbass, id hold that shit with my life.

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[FUNKMAN]

JPMNICK is a good man!


Snoogs could learn a thing or two...

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Snoogs could learn a thing or two


you too Monster...


for shame

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[Snoogans]

learn what. i dont need to learn, i know how to hold a lottery ticket and not lose it

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[JPMNICK]

Question for all: If you won the lotto, say the pick 6 and it is like 3.5 million or something. In the back of your head, would you be a little mad and be thinking, of course I win the lotto and it is only 3.5 million and not like 35 or 100 million. I constantly think about this. Not that I would not love to win 3.5 million, but that is a HUGE difference from even 35 million. That other lady lost the 162 million dollar ticket.

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[Snoogans]

i wouldnt care, 1 million dollars spread in munis can potentially get you 70 a year tax free, id be ok with that, and still think this lady was a dink

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[serVice]

She can file an injuction keeping someone from claiming the money? What the fuck. What happened to "losers weepers, finders keepers."
i bet shes one of those women that usually play 20 dollars a day on the damn lottery. She probably just figured she lost like usual and threw it away.
It her damn loss. i can't believe that the police actually took a "missing" report for a piece of paper, i don't care if it is worth 162 million or not. Like memorizing 7 numbers makes it that much more believable.
If she had it, than thats just it, she HAD it, its gone now.

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[monsterone]

you are gonna burn in the lake of fire...



born & raised catholic, and they've taught me, you pay the money, light a few candles, your sins are absolved.

but seriously, if i found the ticket, i'd toss her a mill or 2, but fuck giving it back to her. Jesus christ how could you ever wake up and go to work again knowing that you had the chance to be a MULTI millionare. ex-fucking-actly. i'd feel like a dumb shit giving it back, knowing i'd have to work everyday at my shit job, even though, for a small span of time I was a multi-millionaire. so if i find it, snoogs and i are going to roll a $10,000 godfather and funks not invited(goodie to shoes) ;p

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[Snoogans]

so if i find it, snoogs and i are going to roll a $10,000 godfather and funks not invited(goodie to shoes

we can hot box the new 740i

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[FUNKMAN]

if i found the ticket, i'd toss her a mill or 2,


see Monster, i knew you weren't a real 'dick' like that other guy ;)

i myslef would hopefully 'split' it down the middle... i mean she actually picked the numbers and not the machine...

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[Snoogans]

dick this

fine. ill do this. after i cash it in, ill wrap $1000 of hundreds around my dink and let this chick take em off with her mouth

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[mikeyboy]

No. No. Better idea. Give her a half hour with your knob to see what she can work out of it. Give her 100K per ounce.


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[monsterone]

see Monster, i knew you weren't a real 'dick'



oh i'm still a dickhalf would be fair (it is 162 mill), but what's to say i wouldn't spend it on better things.


and snoogs, we'd have to rock it in a '99 z3 (hardtop-imported).

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[FUNKMAN]

Somehow I'm guessing FUNKMAN's not gonna like that one


Not me man, the Man upstairs!

Oh Man! You did it now. Fire and Brimstone is awaiting your ass. Never mind the lake, you'll be heading staright to the Ocean Of Fire...
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[Snoogans]

and snoogs, we'd have to rock it in a '99 z3 (hardtop-imported).


just get me a 79 impala with 20 inch blades

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[monsterone]

just get me a 79 impala with 20 inch blades



you can't rock classics on the east coast. the elements will not permit it. how 'bout a tinted out escalade with 22's that spin backwards when you stop.

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[Snoogans]

spreewell spinners are cool, throw em on a Deville DTS and im there

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[JPMNICK]

spreewell spinners are cool, throw em on a Deville DTS and im there



DAMN you beat me to it. I think I would get the DTS. My grandfather has one and I just drove it to Montreal. AMAZING.

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[Snoogans]

dude they are pimp and a half and like 5 people fit in the back seat

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[JPMNICK]

or as biggie said, 4 in the back 2 if your fat. My girlfriend slept the entire time in the front seat reclined from the time we got on the Parkway in NJ until the customs guy knocked on her windows and scared the shit out of her. She loved that car, it was a shame to give it back to him.

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[monsterone]

jersey to montreal, how long did that take?

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[Snoogans]

if it took more than 5 your a pussy

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[JustJon]

Lesse, give her nothing and get a court injunction against getting the money. Throw her some cashish and she might leave you alone. She can have a few mil.

Is it one winner for the entire $162mil? article didn't say. I'd throw her 10mil easily to shut her the fuck up, invest at least half to live off interest and chill with the rest.

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[Teenweek]

Dumb lying bitch.


CLEVELAND (Jan. 6) - Someone turned in a valid ticket for the $162 million Mega Millions multistate lottery jackpot, the Ohio Lottery said Tuesday, a day after a Cleveland woman claimed she lost the winning ticket outside the convenience store where it was sold.

Ohio Lottery spokeswoman Mardele Cohen said the winner would be revealed at an 11:30 a.m. EST press conference. Cohen would not comment on whether the winner was Elecia Battle, the woman who filed a police report saying she lost the ticket last week.

About 30 people with flashlights searched for the ticket Monday night outside the suburban Cleveland store after a police report Battle filed became public.


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[FUNKMAN]

CONFIRMED!

Winning ticket turned in for $162M jackpot
Not woman who claimed she lost ticket

and i thought everyone was honest!

sad

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[JPMNICK]

The trip took about 6.5 hours, but the majority of time was spent at the border in traffic and in rush hour traffic the morning we left.

And that lady who faked losing the ticket is a fuckign whore. Those people who were serarching for it should beat her with a shovel. What an ass.

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[monsterone]

how's that crow, funkman?


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[Snoogans]

good, now im glad i was a douche. and now funkman, you see why i see things the way i do. even if she had lost it, its her dumb ass fault

so much for our goddie in the DTS though monster, maybe a gram blunt in my SE-R sometime

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[monsterone]

shit, i was gonna offer to swing through bklyn to pick up some chron from "tha spot," twist a dutch, and bump in my jetta.


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[Snoogans]

come up to mahwah and pick my ass up and ill ride in the jetta

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i thougt this was the snoogsmobile...










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[Snoogans]

thats funny as shit. mine has a spoiler, no wing, and its all black, but that is my car
well the ground effect are a little bigger on this one, and i have different rims, 6 spoke
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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Big surprise, she lied. (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/breaking_news/story/153022p-134685c.html)

She should be thrown in jail for filing a false police report.

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we'll see her in 30 days to 6 months...

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[FUNKMAN]

i knew it!

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[Snoogans]

now who see the firey lake ya big pansy

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[FUNKMAN]

i said i'd give her half and if it was her ticket i still would. i don't have to eat crow.

you and Monster better get ready to meet the man upstairs, that's all i'm saying.

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[Furtherman]

What a bitch. I hope she jams her finger then dies.



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[monsterone]

i said i'd give her half and if it was her ticket i still would. i don't have to eat crow.

you and Monster better get ready to meet the man upstairs, that's all i'm saying.

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i don' remember you make a conditional statement, funk. you'd be out 80 mill to someone how's going to a deeper part of hell then myself. and are you talking about the eternal landlord upstairs?

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[Snoogans]

the man upstairs from me is an old guy that looks like mr clean found to many bon bons. imnot really worried too much about him

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[FUNKMAN]

alright alright...

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[Teenweek]

Lying cunt admits she lied (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/breaking_news/story/153022p-134685c.html)

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Lying cunt admits she lied



Big surprise, she lied. (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/breaking_news/story/153022p-134685c.html)

She should be thrown in jail for filing a false police report.

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[Teenweek]

sorry missed that. Forgive me I got laid off today for downsizing

[pennington]

Battle said she wanted to use the money to help her family and recently laid-off Cleveland police officers.


If she was dumb enough to believe her "lost ticket" scam would work, I guess she believes the cops will let her off because of her concern.