new york city RATS unappreciation post

[girl germs]

argh. last weekend i was on the 23rd st. f stop. it was about 9 at night.

anyway, once i got on the subway platform i saw a whole bunch of rats! they were all gathered near the black garbage can. i saw a rat jump up from the wooden seats to the edge of the garbage can and i was shocked...cuz i never knew rats could jump...i mean, sure they have feet and stuff...but i didn't know they jumped!

if they can jump, imagine all the other stuff they can do...

rats are just horrible and nasty. someone make them go away.



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[Fallon]

I love watching the rats safely from the platform, but that's pretty gross.

I have in fact killed about four little field mice myself. Three with poison and one I beat the shit out of with a broom!

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[girl germs]

i was pretty surprised these rats were on the platform...i always thought they stayed down near the train tracks.

i bet these stinky nasty rats go all over the place...on the wooden seats, the seats inside the train, the garbage cans, EVERYWHERE!

i don't sit on the seats anymore. i seriously don't.

i know this is unrelated, but does anyone think pigeons are cute???




<p><font face="arial">"the first time i saw little weevil he was on the western plain. next time i saw the weevil he was riding a memphis train. he was looking for a home, just looking for a home. when the farmer saw those boll weevils they were in his rocking chair. the next time they were in his corn field and they had all their family there, just fixing up a home. yes, fixing up a home."</font></p>

[girl germs]

whenever i'm walking on the street and i see a pigeon ahead of me, i always move out of it's way so i don't scare it and make it fly away.

i think pigeons are great...except for those two times i got pooped on by one! gross.



<p><font face="arial">"the first time i saw little weevil he was on the western plain. next time i saw the weevil he was riding a memphis train. he was looking for a home, just looking for a home. when the farmer saw those boll weevils they were in his rocking chair. the next time they were in his corn field and they had all their family there, just fixing up a home. yes, fixing up a home."</font></p>

[Fallon]

Pigeons are rats with wings, though the one's that are mosty white or light brown are pretty darn cute.

This message was edited by WWFallon on 8-31-01 @ 7:28 AM

[Fallon]

When I was younger I went to a card shop, bought some hockey trading cards and on my way home I was checking out to see what I got.

Well I walked under a tree and a bird pooped on my hand!!!

Fucking nasty.

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[skullcrush]

i hope the rats dont go on the wooden seats i mean the homeless people who pee,crap,eat off,and puke on the seats are bad enough.but rats,thats where i draw the line.
i think that rats are good for new york.its like a free zoo for all the poor colored kids.
and for some reason babyC also finds pigeons cute.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I lived in the Bronx about 12
years ago. I was on the subway
one morning as it pulled into
145th street. I looked out the
window and saw the biggest rat
I had ever seen on the
platform. It was as big as a
cat. I seemed to be the only
one who was shocked. Everyone
else shrugged it off.

They say there are maybe 10
rats for every person in
Manhattan. Ohhh, I need to
wash my hands.

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[adolescentmasturbator]

When I was 7 or 8 I saw a rat and I got scared of it being diseased and fell down a fucking flight of stairs. Hurt like a bitch.

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[girl germs]

<i>"They say there are maybe 10 rats for every person in
Manhattan. Ohhh, I need to
wash my hands."</i>

argh. these rats are everywhere!




<p><font face="arial">"the first time i saw little weevil he was on the western plain. next time i saw the weevil he was riding a memphis train. he was looking for a home, just looking for a home."</font></p>

[The Blowhard]

My friend is a Cop and the other night he had a call at "The Projects" where a huge rat crawled through a hole in the ceiling next to a ceiling fan. The rat was sliced and diced, and it's carcass, well, what was left of it, was still lodged in the hole. I love NY.

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[Gvac]

i think that rats are good for new york.its like a free zoo for all the poor colored kids.


I'm not even going to attempt to explain exactly how hard that line made me laugh; you would all just think I was exaggerating. I am just going to say hats off to skullcrush for what may be the funniest damned line I've ever read.




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[Dirtybird11]

i was in my house playing piano. whenever i hit the high notes, a mouse would come out and hang in front of the piano. it would trot away when i stop. then it came back with 2 other mice. i began to shake, they came closer. i quit playing. got ontop of the piano and screamed to scare them. once the left i got my gun and proceeded to play again. they came out and again i went back on the piano, this time, i was locked and loaded, backed against a wall, turkey shoot. thank god it was a bb riffle. got the job done...mom walked in caught me on the piano with a riffle and 3 dead mice acroos the room....the end 100% true.

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[girl germs]

<i>"like a free zoo for all the poor colored kids."</i>

i think skullcrush stole that from somebody else! skullcrush is a fraud!

<p><font face="arial">"the first time i saw little weevil he was on the western plain. next time i saw the weevil he was riding a memphis train. he was looking for a home, just looking for a home."</font></p>

[Gvac]

Say it ain't so, skull! Don't disillusion me at such a tender age!




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[WALRUS]

ok i can solve the rat problem and world hunger all in one thing we ship in thousands of hunger starved people or children we give them one knife a small torch and some bbq sauce then they will take care of all the rats then when the rats are gone we can ship them all back to where they came from all wearing new rat skin coats

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[skullcrush]

dont worry gvac, no matter what girl germs is trying to do to my good name its not true.that post was a skullcrush original.

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[WALRUS]

my second soulution let my cat loose on nyc all the rats will run

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