Place your Obituaries here!

[mdr55]

Reading the obituaries page in the newspaper got me to think about this topic. People who write the obituaries for the deceased are the ones left behind. Aside from grieving and all the other stuff that has to be done for the deceased, they are the ones who are left with writing the stuff that we read in the obituaries section of the paper. (Not an easy thing to do when you're going through the motions of losing somebody close to you). I have the utmost trust and belief that my family will write something appropriate and suitable (but you never know- cuz you wouldn't be able to do something about it if they didn't!)

But if you could write your own Obituary, what would you write about yourself?



(It's never to early to plan ahead) a friendly service announcement from the living

[Snoogans]

id be creamated and kept in a ern inscribed with -these ashes are Snoogs' ashes. Smoke them and you'll be FUCKED UP

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Thanks Fluff
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[FUNKMAN]

been thinkin about it but it's kind of creepy...

i'll pass this time

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[mdr55]

been thinkin about it but it's kind of creepy

See! just imagine what people go through when they think about writing this stuff when they have to. It's a hard thing to do.

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[Arienette]

here lies david st. hubbins.. and why not?

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[DJEvelEd]

When I die I want to be stuffed and made into a standing coatrack. I want techno music at my funeral and a shock comedian do do my eulogy/roast. Open bar, and a raffle to see who wants to take me home. (Seriously)

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"If It Don't Say F’CEST It Don't Say Shit"

[keithy_19]

Keith was a chipper young lad who enjoyed many things. These things being, acting, listening to music, getting rejected by girls, and getting ridiculed by fellow posters on ronfez.net. Keith suffered from Multiple Sclerosis and didn't let it get him down. Or so we thought. He was found dead in his room with a pistol in hand and a hole in the back of his head. Radiohead's creep was playing in the background. RIP Keith.

Something like that.



They said you'd help me
But as it turns out it was all a lie
And they're off someplace far away laughing at me...

This message was edited by Electric Sex on 1-4-04 @ 12:48 AM

[MizzleTizzle]

I forget who has this, or if it's urban legend, but it sounds perfect. Imagine a gravestone that says simply:

I KNEW This Was Gonna Happen!

[mikeyboy]

Ed, you would make a lovely coat rack in the staff room.

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[reeshy]

Here lies reeshy...He was the nicest guy I ever met but clumsier than a fuck..kept tripping over his own dick all the time!!!!

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It's not censorship because people can't come here and post/say whatever they want in the first place.

[serVice]

I forget who has this, or if it's urban legend, but it sounds perfect. Imagine a gravestone that says simply:
I KNEW This Was Gonna Happen!

You may be thinking of one of the headstones from an old issue of Weird NJ. And i believe it read:
I Told You I Was Sick.

i've got Rembrandt as my right hand and Solo as my pilot.
"Yes! Hurrah for the Revolution! Always! In spite of all! But me, I am no dupe, I have never been a dupe. I cry Hurrah for the Republic the way I would cry Hurrah for Destruction! Hurrah for Expiation! Hurrah for Punishment! Hurrah for Death!".

[monsterone]

monsterone... even reeshy sweated his package size

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moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

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[IrishAlkey]

Be prepared for some retro jokes!!!
































































Here lies Shelle Bink... on her back for all of eternity... what a surprise.

Here lies Pootertoot... it's the law that we inform you of this in case any children are buried near by.

Here lies JustJon... buried in pink... soon he will stink.










I need to stop drinking.

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[MizzleTizzle]

Pootertoot


wow. thats serious. and scary. and one of the best animated sig pics ever. Pooter!!!!

[IrishAlkey]

Yeah, Princess Toad Stool on her knees in front of my crotch was a big fantasy while I was a kid.

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[sr71blackbird]

Funny Epitaphs (http://www.thebrgs.homestead.com/funnytomb.html)

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[sr71blackbird]

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<center><B>My Thanks to Reefdwella for the sig-pic!</B></center>

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[wilee]

Wilee - chaser of birds, mechanically inclined, unfortunately, quite unlucky.

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[JustJon]

retro game, huh?


Here lies Irish Alkey... fucked to death in his ears.

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[Johnathan H Christ]

johnathan was a boy.

he loved house music and pot, and he lived for the soft sound of panties sliding to the floor.

greatest achievments included dangling a naked bitch from a duct-lift in a VA radio studio, and causing lightning to strike a watermelon in a field in central florida.

johnathan hated mankind, and is now a much happier boy. he never again has to listen to his mother tell him what an emotional void he is. he never has to wake up with another hangover, and he never has to see his sister throwing up the pills. imaginary helicopters will no longer plague him when he's too sleepy, and he will never run out of dank.

no more cold nights that caught him off guard and made him convulse with discomfort. nobody to tell him that he's so much smarter that the decisions he made for himself. no more nothing...because he's done.

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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

[Heather 8]

Peachy--she lived, she died. Who gives a fuck?

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[JustJon]

Johnathan, how big is your fucking tombstone going to be? Planning on decorating the walls of a tomb?

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[Johnathan H Christ]

last time i checked the obituary goes in the paper... the epitaph goes on the stone. dummy.

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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

[Justice4all]

johnathan was a boy.

he loved house music and pot, and he lived for the soft sound of panties sliding to the floor.

greatest achievments included dangling a naked bitch from a duct-lift in a VA radio studio, and causing lightning to strike a watermelon in a field in central florida.

johnathan hated mankind, and is now a much happier boy. he never again has to listen to his mother tell him what an emotional void he is. he never has to wake up with another hangover, and he never has to see his sister throwing up the pills. imaginary helicopters will no longer plague him when he's too sleepy, and he will never run out of dank.

no more cold nights that caught him off guard and made him convulse with discomfort. nobody to tell him that he's so much smarter that the decisions he made for himself. no more nothing...because he's done.




Ummmm i thought in 3 days you were gonna rise from the dead and live forever?
That's a pretty long speach for a 3 day nap.

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Justice4all]

Oh yea....

Here lies cousin dave....he chased a bear into a cave.

Here lies Uncle fred...a great big rock fell on his head



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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Johnathan H Christ]

sometimes i have a flair for the dramatic. i was just stuck in the middle of a self pity party when i put that up.

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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

[Justice4all]

IS this what we would want or what would be said on our obits?

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[grlNIN]

I'm sure you didn't know me and I'm sure you don't care that i'm dead but i had a nice life just the same. Now stop pretending to be empathetic , put down the paper and walk the fuck away.



Ps-You're a minute and a half closer to death.

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<br><font size=1>Torn backwards but it feels just like progress
As I bear my name to the ground once again</font></center>

[Johnathan H Christ]

Ps-You're a minute and a half closer to death.



you're just a bag of smiles arent you?


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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

[grlNIN]

you're just a bag of smiles arent you?



Tip of iceburg my friend.



I have one:


Angel Amy- <i>Did you think i cared about your life??</i>



WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA


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As I bear my name to the ground once again</font></center>

[AngelAmy]

THAT

OLD

GAG
hehhehhe

<3

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[Johnathan H Christ]

restating my mantra: im ok... even when im not ok.

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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"