New to the board? Introduce yourself HERE!

[TheMojoPin]

We're here to touch you.

"Classic" posters, please keep yourselves to a minimum here.

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[Heavy]

Welcome to the board!!!!!!

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[Iamnotatool]

Go fuck yourselves!

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Melrapuo]

Wasn't there already a thread like this?

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Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

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YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[FUNKMAN]

Welcome 'blank'...

just in case reeshy ever gets around to picking a new name...

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[TheMojoPin]

Wasn't there already a thread like this?

A ways back.

I wanted a fresh one at the top of the forum, just to see if it draws out any of the "real" new people signing up.

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[The_Fat_Mole]

Hello I'm The Fat Mole, I'm new to this board. My species are mostly found in the rich grass lands of the north west. I feed on vegetation and can grow to over 2 feet long when I'm a full adult.

In my spare time when I'm not digging tunnels under the earth I enjoy creating captions of asian super heroes and drinking heavily.

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We need more asian super heroes

[JesterOfSadness]

Hello I'm the Jester of Sadness. Being a loser is what I'm all about. Hated by many, loved by few.

In my spare time I like to be rejected by girls, watching wrestling, and breaking video games..

Am I boring? yes I am

[Reephdweller]

already a thread (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/32373/currentpage/3/page/The_RonFez_net__Visitor_Information_Centre.htm#bot tom)

:p

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[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, and I think it's clear why I chose NOT to use it.

Now everybody say, "hi, Jester!"

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[East Side Dave]

Hi Jester! Welcome! Can I borrow some money? Just twenty bucks!! Come on!! Come on, Jester! Twenty! Come on, Jester! I need some markers! I draw! I'll draw you! Hell, I'll a-draw any cow, hay barrel, or pork stock that a-comes 'round these here parts! You name it, I'll draw it! Hell, I'll draw my mom in the bathtub if she pays well! Hell, I'll draw ants crawlin' on my arms if they pay w---------------Ahhhh! Ants are on my arms! Get some Raid, Jester!! Raid!!................That's better. Like I was sayin' I draw anything! I'll draw in red! An' I'll draw in blue! I'll draw me! And I'll draw you!

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[JerseyRich]

Don't let Dave draw you. He'll make you look fat and you'll never forgive him.

I'll draw you.

















I draw in blood.

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[East Side Dave]

...the blood of a kitten...

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

Hi, Im a gun.
See below.


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[SatCam]

Hi newbzzz!!!

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[color=White]

[high fly]

"Awright, all you brand nubians all line up!
"That's it, single file, starting right here.
"Ok, now everyone step sideways, arms out, until you are all an arm's length away from the cats on either side of you.
Now, we'll start off with "Jumping Jacks", evrabuddy ready?
"GO!

"COUNT-EM OFF!

"A-one-two-three-four-ONE!
"one-two-three-four-TWO!
"one-two-three-four-FOUR!
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"one-two-three-four-FOURTEEN!
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Very good.

Now follow me, we're gonna do "Arm Circles", like this' little arm circles....that's it...little bitty arm circles...now a little bigger....not too big!.... that's right....now real big ones!...Now we're talking!

Very good.

Now, everybody hit the dirt for some pushups...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Freakshow]

Hi i'm Freakshow.
I'm named for my favorite song about hookers.

Everything I post is a Simpson's quote, directly or indirectly.

Who gives out the wedgees around here? I would prefer it is not atomic when I am hazed.



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<br> Some folk'll never lose a toe...

[Bestinshow]

Im not new but I feel brand new whenever I sign on here. Its that fresh just washed feeling.

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[Late2party]

Wow, this is working well.

The Stylistics, I think sang "You Make Me Feel Brand New":

My love
I'll never find the words, my love
To tell you how I feel, my love
Mere words, could not explain

Precious love
You held my life within your hands
Created everything I am
Taught me how to live again

Only you
Came when I needed a friend
Believed in me through thick and thin
This song is for you, filled with graditude and love...

God bless you
You make me feel brand new
For God bless me with you
You make me feel brand new
I sing this song 'cause you
Make me feel brand new

My love,
When ever I was insecure
You built me up and made me sure
You gave, my pride, back to me

Precious friend
With you I'll always have a friend
You're someone who I can depend
To walk a path that sometimes bends

Without you
Life has no meaning or rhyme
Like notes to a song out of time
How can I repay
You for havin' faith in me ...

God bless you
You made me feel brand new
For God bless me with you
You made me feel brand new
I sing this song for you

[A.J.]

The Stylistics, I think sang "You Make Me Feel Brand New":

They did.

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Red Sox Nation

[KCfromDC]

The Stylistics, I think sang "You Make Me Feel Brand New":

Damn Wendell, old 99.5 flashback?

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[A.J.]

Hey Wendell, can I borrow your copy of "Hey Soul Classics"?

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Red Sox Nation

[Gritty]

No, my brother. You gots to get your own!


Seeya!

[StupidGirlllll]

I loved that commercial, those 2 guys with the gerry-curl standing by the fire...Classic

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[KTMrider]

Hey i am Rob. I am Duke's friend, i am also from the Rob and Dan Show.

[East Side Dave]

Hi, Knight Rider! Is David Hasselhof friendly? Or creepy. I'm going with freepy!

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[lamantassa_deon]

Avamos! Me es lamatassa en quraf De no has bledoni. Do ramfaka ze lomider quono se lasa.

[SatCam]

No comprendo!!!!

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[walking joint]

Avamos! Me es lamatassa en quraf De no has bledoni. Do ramfaka ze lomider quono se lasa.


finally a member who may have more powers than the mods. i'm your #1 fan...i think.

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finally a sig...SatCam rules

[Igor_Vladimich]

hello I'm Igor. I immigrated to USA from Russia and I like ron and fez they good show. My wife Olga she says to me "Igor why do you listen to them they are stupid american" I say to her "Woman we live in USA now, number one super cool country in the world. They are number one American super cool"

[RageCage]

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In Soviet Russia, radio listen to you!




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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

[East Side Dave]

Hallo, mi comb-rad, Igor+ Me name Dovi+ Ah-witch parts Ruska, you from= For yor grammar is ah-kurious+ From me land in Rooblechinsk we end sentences ah-different+ It ok tho is U.S. of A. ah-because they all Satan worshippers here so dey don't even ah-notice+ It's Sickle-Hammer time+!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-12-04 @ 11:52 AM

[East Side Dave]

I say to her "Woman we live in USA now, number one super cool country in the world. They are number one American super cool"

Alllso, Igor, I not sure if you are reeel Ruskan like me or de Asian fellow from "Fargo" based on dees quote+

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-12-04 @ 11:52 AM

[lovtracibingham]

Hi everyone. I love Traci Bingham. I think she might be Jesus Christ. That stupid nobody wh0re from the real world had no bussiness talking to Traci they way she did. That non-celebrity slut has no bussiness being on the surreal life anyway.

[SatCam]

Why do I feel like this thread has become a feeding ground for characters?

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[StupidGirlllll]

Why do I feel like this thread has become a feeding ground for characters?



& PROBABLY ALL MADE UP BY THE SAME PERSON

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[monsterone]

& PROBABLY ALL MADE UP BY THE SAME PERSON



mojo, you so crazy!!!


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[StupidGirlllll]

Is that possible for a MOD to be multiple shock_poster characters..Wouldn't that be against the RULES?

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[SatCam]

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Monsterone, you forget me, sillee!

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[SatCam]

Is that possible for a MOD to be multiple shock_poster characters..Wouldn't that be against the RULES?

Fuck, we have RULES??? I knew "memorandum" meant somthing!!!

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[JustJon]

for the interest of a certain individual, we can see your IP, we know it's you, and your temporary ban(s) are lifetime. Have a nice day, all current and future characters you create will be put on permanent vacation on sight.

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[TheMojoPin]

Is that possible for a MOD to be multiple shock_poster characters..Wouldn't that be against the RULES?

What, are you gonna stop us?

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 1-12-04 @ 6:17 PM

[mikeyboy]

http://www.starship.pp.se/bio/mickey_thomas_1.jpg

Nothin's gonna stop us now!

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[Christy]

Hi .. my name is Christy! ;-)

[monsterone]

i looked up megalomaniac in the dictionary, an guess whose picture i found.

What, are you gonna stop us?

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

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[TheMojoPin]

I tried to look up "monsterone", but it appears no such person existed in the history of the board.

Odd.

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[monsterone]

might have, but it was probably "removed."

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

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[TheMojoPin]

History does not lie.

The Party line must be maintained.

CHAMPION THE WILL OF THE WORKING PEOPLE.

I say you use this as an excuse to change your name to "Viktor Vaughn".

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[monsterone]

History does not lie.


maybe your "history."




I say you use this as an excuse to change your name to "Viktor Vaughn".


i wouldn't mind, but only like 2 or 3 people (maybe) would get it.

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

</center>

[TheMojoPin]

maybe your "history."

Learn it.

Know it.

LIVE it.

If all of MF Doom's aliases fought all of Kool Keith's aliases...could the world possibly survive intact? Or at least unfucked?

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 1-13-04 @ 2:57 AM

[monsterone]

Kool Keith's aliases


wow man, you're a mind reader. i was actually looking up earlier if keith has had any recent releases. ever listen to scratchlabradio? a very hot channel that plays some pretty underground stuff.

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

</center>

[monsterone]

what, you won't enter sisqo into the equation?













considering the # of regulars, it might be ground to lock your own thread.

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

</center>

[TheMojoPin]

I think the last album Keith did was the "Lost Masters" album that came out early this past fall.

It had a few decent tracks, but I guess it was just a "typical" Kool Keith album ("Look at me, I'm weird and gross!"), if such a thing exists. He's definitely at his best when he throws on an alias.

Never heard scratchlabradio, but based on the name alone I wanna check it out. Reminds of the good old days when the Invisibl Skratch Piklz had SkratchRadio playing 24seven...

And yeah, this thread sorta failed pretty hard and fast. Oh well...

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 1-13-04 @ 3:23 AM

[JustJon]

You mean this isn't a music discussion thread?

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[mikeyboy]

mojo and monsterone -

It's called IM. Get it.

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[East Side Dave]

Oh, they'll get it, alright!! Muhahahah! I says, they'll get....it....alright! Muahaha!.....I SAID THEY'LL GET IT, FRANKIE, THAT WAS YOUR CUE FOR THE MUSIC!!

Stage-hand Frankie: Oh! Sorry, Boss, sorry! I was busy with Jumble!

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[TheMojoPin]

It's called IM. Get it.

Dammit, we were the only two people online on the board.

We trying to make it live...LIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!

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[East Side Dave]

Like Live 365! I'm with Mojo on this one, Mikey. I'm sorry, but you'll be forced to take a RonFez.net vacation. We'll see you in six weeks.



























.......I- I keep forgetting I'm not a mod. Please don't squash me, Mikey...

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