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DJEvelEd
01-03-2004, 12:33 PM
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Fallopius, Gabriel. Latinized name of Gabriele Falloppio (1523-1562)
Italian anatomist who discovered the Fallopian tubes, which he described as 'trumpets of the uterus', and named the vagina. He was the first to describe the clitoris and the tubes leading from the ovary to the uterus, which were subsequently named after him.

Fallopius, an Italian medical researcher, is credited as the creator of the concept of the condom. Fallopius was the first in his field to identify the tubes in which an egg travels through to be fertilized before reaching the uterus. It was his discovering these tubes that we now call them fallopian tubes. Well known for his research on syphilis and other venereal diseases, Fallopius created the condom not for the prevention of pregnancy but for the prevention of the spread of venereal diseases. Although later the properties of it being used as a contraceptive were recognized. Fallopius' original design called for a linen cloth to fit the shape of a man's penis and be fitted over him prior to engaging in intercourse. His design was introduced in the mid-fifteen hundreds but through time changed and improved

In the 16th century Gabriel Fallopius boldly claimed to be the modern chronicler of the clitoris - "it is so hidden that I was the first to discover it, several years ago" - although Renaldus Columbus is also thought to be the anatomical equivalent of his namesake, boldly finding and exploring new lands. (No-one seems to have asked the women about it.) At the time Pietro d'Abano was the only one who understood the point of it. "Women are driven to desire... by having the upper orifice near their pubis rubbed... For the pleasure that can be obtained from this part of the body is comparable to that obtained from the tip of the penis."



All Hail inventor of "The Vagina".

Thank Fallopius because without him, we would go back to the days of gang bangs where the last guy in line had to suck all the sperm out to prevent pregnancy.




The Condom (http://condor.depaul.edu/~rtheodos/papers/condom1.html)



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FUNKMAN
01-03-2004, 12:48 PM
i did not know that...

thanks for the education!
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furie
01-03-2004, 01:28 PM
All Hail inventor of "The Vagina".



that's like saying Columbus invented North America.


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MizzleTizzle
01-03-2004, 01:33 PM
"it is so hidden that I was the first to discover it, several years ago"


Um, Dude, I have a feeling a few bazillion ladies discovered it WAY Before you did.

A great example of someone claiming 'discovery' of what is already there. But interesting reading.

Heavy
01-03-2004, 04:21 PM
Just imagine if he didnt name it, it just might be called hatchet wound, meat curtian or gash by everyone.

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01-03-2004, 04:49 PM
What? No appreciation thread for Sir Anton Faeces?

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Katylina
01-03-2004, 04:51 PM
Women are driven to desire... by having the upper orifice near their pubis rubbed..


I want reeshy's new name to be-- PubisOrifice

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Yerdaddy
01-03-2004, 04:58 PM
In the 16th century Gabriel Fallopius boldly claimed to be the modern chronicler of the clitoris
There's always that one jackass who can't keep his mouth shut and fucks it up for the rest of us. On behalf of the last 500 years of men who have been expected to give a shit: Thanks for nothing, deek!

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stickyfingers
01-03-2004, 05:23 PM
I want reeshy's new name to be-- PubisOrifice


I think we have a winner


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FUNKMAN
01-03-2004, 05:44 PM
i looked for the founder of 'fellatio'... figured it was some italian lady, but it just came from a greek word...

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DJEvelEd
01-03-2004, 06:20 PM
http://newscenter.cancer.gov/sciencebehind/cioc/renaissance/9.3.jpg

Looks like a pervert in a period dress.

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high fly
01-05-2004, 12:28 PM
Gabriele Fallopio 1523-1562


Ok, so he found the clitoris.

With the sonofabitch dead, there ain't nobody to show me where that elusive rascal is!

So what's the use?


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serVice
01-05-2004, 09:55 PM
that's like saying Columbus invented North America.

Actually, it looks like he had something to do with inventing the clit.

In the 16th century Gabriel Fallopius boldly claimed to be the modern chronicler of the clitoris - although Renaldus Columbus is also thought to be the anatomical equivalent of his namesake, boldly finding and exploring new lands.




Ok, so he found the clitoris. With the sonofabitch dead, there ain't nobody to show me where that elusive rascal is!

Its right over here. (http://www.the-clitoris.com) Or here, (http://www.clitoris-information.com/) you can see a more in depth sight of it.

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JustJon
01-06-2004, 06:44 AM
But didn't ancient civilizations use forms of the condom as well? There's a reason the brands call themselves Trojan and Ramses.

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high fly
01-08-2004, 10:29 AM
Yeah.
They'd use animal intestines.

HISTORICAL NOTE: Guys called their dinks "sausages" back in ancient times.
Centuries later when they began stuffing intestines with leftover bits of meat and herbs, they called the new culinary sensation "sausage", inspired by the way the intestines had been used up till that time.

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DJEvelEd
09-06-2004, 01:12 PM
Happy Birthday Gabriele "Vagina Man" Fallopius! You studied the vagina like no man has. You poked and prodded many a young women's cunt. Your hands were covered in vagina juice. You discovered the Great Clitoris for us all to enjoy. Here's to you Gabriele Fallopius, my true vaginal hero.

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