if your life was a movie..

[CrazyClare]

who would narrate?
Martin Sheen would narrate mine a la Apocalypse now (I know, i know that technically he didnt narrate in the movie, but lets get past that)

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[jocefus]

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[The_Fat_Mole]

John Madden would narrate my life story.

And and the thing about pre-school is it's it's real hard to fit in when it's your first day and you got your teachers introducing you to the class and HAW HAW you got the second grades taking your apple in the cafeteria and then that there that is there it's hard.

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[high fly]

Abby Hofman, natch...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hottub]

The dead guy (if he were still alive) from NFL Films


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Shelby Foote.

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[badorties]

for all it's major flaws, the first thirty minutes of JFK with Martin Sheen's narration redeems the flick for me .....

if my life was a movie, i'd been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to .....


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[stickyfingers]

norm macdonald, god I hate my voice



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Deniro

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[carcass]

jeff spicoli

face down in the gutter
wont admit defeat
thou his clothes are soiled and black
he's a big strong man , w/ a childs mind
dont you take his booze away

[McNabbShouldDie]

Edward Norton

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[KennethC]

I'd want Rex Allen (narrator of Charlotte's Web and all those Disney nature films) or Keith David (narrator of Ken Burns Jazz)

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[TheMojoPin]

for all it's major flaws, the first thirty minutes of JFK with Martin Sheen's narration redeems the flick for me .....

30 minutes?

It's barely 5, if that.

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[JohnnyCash]

Tom Waitts

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elmo

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[JohnnyCash]

Daniel Stern. It would be just like the Wonder Years.

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Fez.

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[cozmokramer]

Matthew Lesko

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Matthew Lesko

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[Tall_James]

Someone with Tourette's Syndrome.

That'll get me that NC-17 rating I've always wanted.


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[DJEvelEd]

The dead guy (if he were still alive) from NFL Films

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John Facenda would be great for the sex stuff,,,


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[MizzleTizzle]

Carrot Top

[gypsy]

Gilbert Gottfried

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

I know this is gonna sound dumb and generic, but I'd actually narrate my own story. The greatest factor being that I have a rich barratone voice that would be perfect for it.

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[Zipgun]

Shields & Yarnell

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[Melrapuo]

John Cusack or Jack Black

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[TheGameHHH]

either Ed Norton, Jay Mohr, Christopher Walken, or Dane Cook

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[Melrapuo]

Christopher Walken, or Dane Cook

Adding these to my list.

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[JesterOfSadness]

The person who would narrate my story would be the guy who narrates the winnie the poo stories

[ozzie]

I want Billy Bob Thornton.

I need someone who can truly understand psycho ex-wives.

Plus, I like the way he tawks, and I reckon he can explain my love for them french fried taters and biscuits with mustard... mmm hmmm.



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[Heather 8]

Stalker Patti. Or Anthony impersonating Stalker Patti.

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[Gmann]

John Cusak ala High Fidelity

[Dudeman]

Stephen Hawking


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[grlNIN]

Claire Danes or Jude Law.

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[Snoogans]

Definately Denis Leary

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[TheMojoPin]

Alec Baldwin is pretty useless these days...except for something like this.

I don't know if it was the smoking, but he now sounds like what I think God must sound like.

If not him, James Mason. Or Sam Cassell. Or Sam Elliot. Or Yule Bryner.

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[Gmann]

Oooooh....Alec Baldwin sounds cool. But he would have to read it like Leonardo Leonardo.

[YoungJersey]

brett farve, chris rock, and/or dave chapelle

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[East Side Dave]

Ray Combs

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[JustJon]

Keifer Sutherland could do a quality job.

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[Reephdweller]

I liked Richard Dreyfus's narration in Stand By Me.

Either him or Gilbert Gottfried would work.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

well, first of all my life IS a movie
second - Patrick Stewart would do an excellent job.

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[monsterone]

will smith a la bagger vance, plus he'd have a chart topping song to accompany. it would be a summer movie.










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[wilee]

Troy McClure-

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[TheMojoPin]

Like Troy would EVER hype for anyone other than himself.

It goes against nature.

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[wilee]

If the money was there, he'd do it.

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[TheMojoPin]

If the fish were there, he'd do them.

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[high fly]

With Abbie Hoffman and Sterling Hayden dead, Harry Dean Stanton would do mine

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Freakshow]

Steven Wright. He could make my boring life funny, I would think.

Or maybe Tony the Tiger (he can sing the Grinch song, if he wants).

[curtoid]

Jack Klugman if he is still alive, or Fran Dresher - or both, ala: tag-team "voices in my head."

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[ADF]

I'd go with that guy who does all the "<b>In a world where</b> blah blah blah..." in the coming attractions.

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[SuperClerk]

I'd have to pick Jean Sheppard if he were alive. He narrated "A Christmas Story".

Otherwise, I'll pick Shadow Stevens or the Iron Sheik.

[TheGameHHH]

whats the name of the guy that narrated "The Big Lebowski"? That cowboy fella.......i'd also like him to do it

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[dingo]

Streve Beschemi or how ever you spell Mr. Pinks name

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[Hosp]

Rod Serling

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[PhishHead]

Mark Paul Gosseler did a good job on Saved by the Bell

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[serVice]

If my life was a movie, i'd have to show up at the end, a la "Families in Crisis" on HBO.
Like the one with Ben Affleck doing steroids and beating his girlfriend, where the real guy shows up at the end, looking like half a mongoloid and telling people that that was really his story.

Plus, fo anyone that saw the Mr. Show episode where David Cross plays a guy that overexaggerates his life in his autobigraphical movie that says he died at the end, and then is on stage telling everyone that he added some dramatics to the story.
Thats what i'd do, kill myself off at the end, and then show up at the end telling everyone that is all true.

i've got Rembrandt as my right hand and Solo as my pilot.
"Yes! Hurrah for the Revolution! Always! In spite of all! But me, I am no dupe, I have never been a dupe. I cry Hurrah for the Republic the way I would cry Hurrah for Destruction! Hurrah for Expiation! Hurrah for Punishment! Hurrah for Death!".

[ozzie]

whats the name of the guy that narrated "The Big Lebowski"? That cowboy fella.......i'd also like him to do it

Sam Elliott


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