A Hello From Pootertoot On Vacation

[EffMeBoobs]

Pootertoot sends everyone his love. I received a postcard from our beloved one and here are some of the things he's been doing on his relaxing vacation:
He bribed a Czechoslovakian dwarf to row his raft in the Delaware River rapids, he thought he was going whitewater rafting but discovered it was more of a canoeing excursion. Later this week, his final destination is Mount Airy Lodge, the honeymoon haven for the locals. He and the mail-order bride he received from the Toga Islands are celebrating in the top notch resort. In case anyone cares, Pora from the Toga Islands sends her love to all. The post card I received today also revealed a picture of Poot's skydiving experience earlier this week. This picture was taken after he unclipped the porcupine from his back and that's when this spiked little animal went BYE-BYE. The reason he's wearing the Elvis getup is because Poot and the Mrs. were hitched in good ol Vegas. If you're wondering where Pora is, she took the first Greyhound bus and will be meeting Poot at Mount Airy Lodge. Last he heard from her, she was somewhere in Arkansas posing with a life-like Bill Clinton cardboard man to send back home to her family. Sounds like our very own Pootertoot is quite the busy one this week! We miss you Pootsy!

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~Well look up from the ground and see who's laughing last...I do what it takes to pull me through...No thanks to anything that you could do...I'm better off without you~

[little oolong]

pootertoot tried to take advantage of me. everybody tries to take advantage of me. this is such a sad sad world!

[Gvac]

Sort of "Postcards From The Edge", eh Boobsie?

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Special thanks to the world's # 1 "Orgasm Addict", girl germs!

[girl germs]

i can't stop staring at that picture! it's mesmerizing!

let's all hope pootertwat's parachute worked alright and didn't malfunction...let's just hope he didn't land splat on the floor.

what would we do without him? our lives would be empty!

but wait! we've got little oolong.

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[Pootertoot]

I never took advantage of Little Oolong. Oolong was asking for it from the moment he downed that first roofie.

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[sunndoggy8]

WHERE'S MY POSTCARD?!

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[Pootertoot]

Never got sent. For some reason, I couldn't stop licking your stamp.

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