Amazing Story! a must read!!!!!

[lil chicklet]

My boss and I were leaving work at the Jersey Gardens mall. We were stopped at the light near Ikea, and an Ambulance came tearing around the corner, went up on a curb, and almost hit a telephone poll. The rear door opened and a small red igloo-like cooler feel out of the back. The Abulance then pulled away with someone pulling the door closed, but they didn't realize the cooler had fallen out. We were the only car stopped at the light when this happened, so we turned the corner, got out and opened the cooler. Inside....a HUMAN BIG TOE! We almost shit, what a night

i have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell

[Gvac]

50 bucks. Right now.

I'm serious.

I WANT THAT TOE !!!!

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Special thanks to the world's # 1 "Orgasm Addict", girl germs!

[lil chicklet]

i don't have it! Get reeady for this groaner....




we called a TOE-truck!

hello?... is this thing on?....(crickets chirping)

i have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell

[barry williams]

special thanks to the world's # 1 "Orgasm Addict", girl germs!



This is most interesting statement in this thread i like.

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This message was edited by barry williams on 8-30-01 @ 11:43 PM

[Gvac]

I demand satisfaction! Ban this cretin!

lil chicklet, you will pay dearly for this!
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Special thanks to the world's # 1 "Orgasm Addict", girl germs!


This message was edited by gvac on 8-30-01 @ 11:44 PM

[Heroin Bob]

Was either Ron or Fez involved with this somehow? yeah 'cause i don't see their names in the story. Unless you forgot which is understandable.

http://undiscoveredradio.homestead.com/files/ronfez.jpg
"There will be no coronation
There will be no flowers flowing
In the light that passes though me"-Guided By Voices

[IkeaBoy]

Was John Goodman anywhere near the scene?

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[little oolong]

hey, just as long as it's not my toe, it's alright!

[IkeaBoy]

Why take your toe? You're foot's the lucky thing

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[reeshy]

C'mere, little Oolong. You're a pretty little bunny. I promise I won't hurt you-oh, shit-where's my hammer?

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I NEED A SHOWER

[lil chicklet]

come on it wasn't that bad, use it on someone and see how stupid they feel, it's great!

i have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell