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The_Fat_Mole
01-01-2004, 06:35 PM
We all know that moles are the coolest animals ever cause they can move around without even opening their eyes and they can make holes in the ground really fast.

But are their any other cool animals?NO.

Moles kick everyone's booty. They have long nails which help them dig and cute little noses that are super sensitive to touch and smell. The also have nice soft fur from constantly rubbing up against the soft soil they dig through. Moles could even win a lion in a fight if it was really dark.

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01-01-2004, 06:36 PM
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01-01-2004, 06:40 PM
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When I first saw his name I thought it was The_Fat_Moe.

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Katylina
01-01-2004, 06:41 PM
I beg to differ. Hermit crabs are much more entertaining.

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The_Fat_Mole
01-01-2004, 06:42 PM
what are you two humans talking about?

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01-01-2004, 06:43 PM
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SatCam
01-01-2004, 06:43 PM
What do mole feces look like?

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Arienette
01-01-2004, 06:44 PM
a mole? oh, come on...

just take a look at this cool motherfucker

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smiler grogan
01-01-2004, 06:45 PM
The Vole is way cooler.
I'll back that up with swords, pistols, or fisticuffs if so desired good sir.
*removes glove*
*slaps the fat mole with glove*
*puts glove back on *

smiler grogan
01-01-2004, 06:46 PM
Naked Mole Rat well that I'll give you thats cool.

walking joint
01-01-2004, 06:46 PM
i agree. moles are cool.

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01-01-2004, 06:48 PM
Yeah, mules rock!

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smiler grogan
01-01-2004, 06:53 PM
Those really deep sea fish with the huge teeth and luminescent lures they are Super Cool... to the max.

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01-01-2004, 07:05 PM
'Guins do, indeed, rock the house.



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Johnny4
01-01-2004, 07:10 PM
I like the tin man.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

The_Fat_Mole
01-01-2004, 07:12 PM
Those really deep sea fish with the huge teeth and luminescent lures they are Super Cool... to the max.



Sure fish are cool, but can they dig through the earth? Can they move around without even opening their big smelly fish eyes? No they can't.

The_Fat_Mole
01-01-2004, 07:13 PM
Cuteness has a face and that face is a mole

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FUNKMAN
01-01-2004, 07:46 PM
i've had moles digging tunnels in my yard... i went and bought the 'killer trap' that has 4 spikes and you set it over an already dug tunnel. when he passes again he'll nudge the 'catch' and the 4 spikes come down 'really hard'...

killed two of them with this method... i felt a little bad but my eyes actually lit up when i saw the trap had been tripped and finding the impaled mole dead.



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JohnnyCash
01-01-2004, 08:09 PM
Those little rodents are gross.

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smiler grogan
01-01-2004, 08:10 PM
Star nosed mole .
his nose looks like a star.
I havent the capacity nor the interest in learning how to add a picture here of said star nosed mole.

smiler grogan
01-01-2004, 08:11 PM
Otters , now there cool and adorable way better than moles.

Duke
01-01-2004, 09:23 PM
Boston Terriers and Dobermans are way cooler!!!!

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01-01-2004, 10:07 PM
Death Metal Mole?

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01-01-2004, 10:25 PM
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TheMojoPin
01-01-2004, 11:15 PM
Lame.

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01-02-2004, 12:23 AM
http://www.kermitage.com/html/characterindex/tms/character/animal.jpg

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sr71blackbird
01-02-2004, 02:53 AM
A papa mole, a mama mole and a baby mole, are all climbing through the mole hole when the papa mole stops short. What was the mama mole and the baby mole doin'?





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wilee
01-02-2004, 06:28 AM
Kathy Griffith figured out that "The Mole" was Frederique, last season.

That's the only good looking mole I know.

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Tall_James
01-02-2004, 06:32 AM
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DJEvelEd
01-02-2004, 06:44 AM
Wack A Mole:

Two players at a time wait for the moles to pop their heads up from their hole, and then players bop them with their rubber mallets to score points.

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Tall_James
01-02-2004, 07:32 AM
killed two of them with this method... i felt a little bad but my eyes actually lit up when i saw the trap had been tripped and finding the impaled mole dead.

Are those things manufactured by "Spanish Inquisition Exterminating Company"?


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Gaia
01-02-2004, 10:11 AM
My bf has two that have just started living under his central air unit....about 2 weeks ago I saw one burrowing making all kinds of noises...he was so cute...I hope there new home is warm and safe for his family.
Sadly about 5 months ago I did find a dead mole on his property...It could have been one of his 2 kittys...we gave him a proper burrial...come to think of it...I have tried to rescue numerous small animals from the jaws of those two savage kitties........

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