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sr71blackbird
01-01-2004, 05:00 PM
Aside from the internet seeming to be crawling tonite, I opened my fridge and found a jar of peanut butter that I thought had some in it, but only yealded a paltry teaspoonfull, and now that Ive tasted it, Im craving it big time and I dont have no 'mo! Woe is me!!
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East Side Dave
01-01-2004, 05:01 PM
Who keeps peanut butter in the fridge?!?!? You savage!!!!
*puts puppy back in the fridge*
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BoondockSaint
01-01-2004, 05:04 PM
I keep Reece's (not reeshy's) Pieces in the fridge. But not just regular penut butter.
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sr71blackbird
01-01-2004, 05:14 PM
Who doesnt??? Ewwwww...
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East Side Dave
01-01-2004, 05:15 PM
I'll tell ya who doesn't-
Americans.
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sr71blackbird
01-01-2004, 05:17 PM
The kind I have is the natural kind that you have to stir up, it says right on the label to refrigerate it. Besides, even regular ones Id refrigerate, always have, because it lasts alot longer.
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East Side Dave
01-01-2004, 05:19 PM
Don't listen to me, blackbird. I don't know what or what doesn't go in a fridge.
*puts Crankcase trading cards back in fridge*
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JohnnyCash
01-01-2004, 05:19 PM
its easier to spread it on bread if its not from the fridge.
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sr71blackbird
01-01-2004, 05:23 PM
bread??? Ewwwwww.....!
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01-01-2004, 05:26 PM
I'm watching AI. This movie sucks
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East Side Dave
01-01-2004, 05:29 PM
I like the little Teddy Bear in it, though...
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sr71blackbird
01-01-2004, 05:30 PM
I saw Terminator 3 last night
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East Side Dave
01-01-2004, 05:36 PM
I actually thought that was pretty decent. I wish there was a topic icon that was a little hand with the thumb going sideways and slighty up. Since there isn't (and this may be a drastic move) I'm going with a blue star because I'm drunk.
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mdr55
01-01-2004, 05:39 PM
I just watched the Scream Trilogy. Good stuff.
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sr71blackbird
01-01-2004, 05:40 PM
I thought so too. I got kinda confused when arnold tells him why he killed him though
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MizzleTizzle
01-01-2004, 09:14 PM
Weird. trying to clean out my 2003 shit; i found a dvd-r with Star Wars on it. Not holding my breath for Lucas, so I burned the vhs to dvd-r, and wow what a weird movie; you forget how loow-tech it was, this, the non-restored non-changed 1977 version [except for thx sound].
And sheeesh i forgot how hot carrie fisher looked at the end when her hair didnt resemble two buttered rolls; and also forgot how gay r2d2 and c3po [and chewy] really were. not too sure about han either. or luke.
sr71blackbird
01-07-2004, 04:21 PM
I was about 13 when Star Wars came out and had the hugest crush on Carrie Fisher at the time. I bought a new container of unsweetened organic peanut butter this weekend and am having a few spoons of it right now...mmmmmm
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TooCute
01-08-2004, 09:16 PM
I keep mine in the fridge because it keeps the oil from separating out too fast. I also store it upside down so that there isn't always a layer of oil on top (it is on top, only the top is the bottom.)
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monsterone
01-08-2004, 09:25 PM
keep mine in the fridge because it keeps the oil from separating out too fast. I also store it upside down so that there isn't always a layer of oil on top (it is on top, only the top is the bottom.)
are you eating that organic/ natural stuff? it tastes good, but can't hold a candle to jiffy, etc... way too nutty/ grainy and not as smooth.
and you don't keep pb in the fridge; room temp is a must. cold jelly bugs me enough as it is.
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cozmokramer
01-08-2004, 10:10 PM
It always looks so beautiful when its first opened and untouched.
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Freebird
01-09-2004, 10:59 AM
It always looks so beautiful when its first opened and untouched.
2:10am...cozmo is not talking about peanut butter.
Crazy Richard's is the peanut butter to eat!
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StupidGirlllll
01-09-2004, 11:06 AM
I could go for some Funny Bones, they have some like peanut butter filling.
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TooCute
01-09-2004, 11:07 AM
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are you eating that organic/ natural stuff? it tastes good, but can't hold a candle to jiffy, etc... way too nutty/ grainy and not as smooth.
Yes. Chunky and unsalted, besides. I prefer my peanut butter to be peanut butter and actually taste like peanuts, not a sugary, salty peanut butter spread.
and you don't keep pb in the fridge; room temp is a must. cold jelly bugs me enough as it is. I mostly use peanut butter in recipes, not straight out of the jar so who cares? Not me.
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Jennitalia
01-09-2004, 11:22 AM
Peanut Butter and raspberry jelly is the best!!
peanut butter reminds me of a story my roommate told me in college. Her friend's mom was a gynecologist who examined a woman who put peanut butter up her tookie and let her boyfriend eat it out of her. only they didn't get it all out, and she ended up having maggots all up in her tookie.
Still want peanut butter?
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monsterone
01-09-2004, 11:27 AM
Her friend's mom was a gynecologist who examined a woman who put peanut butter up her tookie and let her boyfriend eat it out of her. only they didn't get it all out, and she ended up having maggots all up in her tookie.
holy shit!!! that's my friend's sister's, mother, twice removed from her cousin. small world...
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TooCute
01-09-2004, 12:08 PM
Ok, how on earth do you get maggots up there unless they were using maggot infested peanut butter in the first place? Maggots don't just spontaneously appear. I'm calling bullshit!!!!
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Freebird
01-09-2004, 12:13 PM
I thought she ended up with lots of little lobsters coming out in the bathtub or something. And she was my cousin's brother's neighbor's uncle's friend's dogwalker's mom's mailman's daughter...or something!!
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Freakshow
01-09-2004, 12:14 PM
No way. It must be true. Cause it's in no way similar to the story I heard in middle school about the woman who put peanut butter there and let her dog lick it.
Jennitalia
01-09-2004, 12:16 PM
[quote]Ok, how on earth do you get maggots up there unless they were using maggot infested peanut butter in the first place? Maggots don't just spontaneously appear. I'm calling bullshit!!!!
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well, they are from upstate, so that's why i believed it in the first place. I'm also not sure how much time past since she used the peanut butter and had an exam.
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sr71blackbird
01-10-2004, 03:41 AM
Maggots? Thats gross!
I too prefer the organic over the Jiff and Peter Pan type stuff, they arent artifically sweetened or have any additives. I dont mind the effort to stir it up and to me it tastes far better. I even like almond butter.
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