little oolong for president!

[little oolong]

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hey everybody,

i'm planning on running for president of the united states and i need help.

i don't know much about america and i was wondering how i would go about running for president.

whose dick do i have to suck? how much money do i need for a successful campaign? who do i have to sleep with? what are some of the issues you americans think are important? etc...

any help would be greatly appreciated.

thanks!

- little oolong, headperformer extraordinaire and your future president

p.s. i already took it upon myself to redesign the american flag. i hope you americans don't mind.

This message was edited by little oolong on 8-30-01 @ 2:48 AM

[Dirtybird11]

you are a slut. i never should of trusted you. your bunny booty stinks and and u gave me herpes..skank ass forigner.. u will never make it to the primaries..goodnite sweet prince. bloody fur...yummy

till the next line~

[Fallon]

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[reeshy]

I was a sharpshooter in the Marine Corps and I just got back from Russia with my new bride!!

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[little oolong]

hey a-holes...you aren't helping.

[Gvac]

whose dick do i have to suck?


Silly rabbit; dicks are for chicks!

Or something like that.

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Special thanks to Lt. Rooster - a hero among heroes!

[reeshy]

Anybody know where the Grassy Knoll is?

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I need a shower

[JustJon]

Can I be little oolong's VP?

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[skullcrush]

yu can start by suckin mine,as far as becomin president...well i dont know much about that part.

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pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[Captain Rooster]

ok here's the plan
1- lie to everybody
2- suck off anybody
3- be a draft dodger if possible - or - just hate the military
4- be a former drug addict/alchoholic
5- cheat on your husband/wife
6- make sure your family is in politics and they can make it happen
7- or make sure you know people that will kill anyone that may get in the way of your political career (Chandra Levy style)
8- ensure that you raise money by doing whatever large rich corporations want
9- KISS the media's ass so they do not trash you to the public
10- smile a lot in public

that's the top 10 - being a Bunny may be a disadvantage, but just look at George W!

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 8-30-01 @ 5:30 PM

[girl germs]

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[HordeKing1]

LITTLE OOLONG - Sorry to disappoint you, but you have to be born in the US and at least 35. Since you're a Japanese native and have a life expectancy of maybe 4 years, chances of succeeding at your presidential bid are not all that great.

It's too bad. You or your water bowl would certainly be a better president than the anti-intellectual, right wing reactionary, oil company puppet and extremist we currently have in office.

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[EffMeBoobs]

I'll help out the Oolong campaign! I'll even pass out little rabbit foot keychains that say "Oolong 4 President."

Besides the fact that you had an affair with a young guinea pig by the name of Meesa, you'll make a great leader!
All HAIL OOLONG!!!!!!!

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[reeshy]

I'm getting mu Italian rifle all oiled up for target practice

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[little oolong]

<i>"Can I be little oolong's VP?"</i>

i think sunny is gonna be my vp. justjon, you can shine my shoes.

ltrooster, thanks for all the info!

<i>"Sorry to disappoint you, but you have to be born in the US and at least 35. Since you're a Japanese native and have a life expectancy of maybe 4 years, chances of succeeding at your presidential bid are not all that great."</i>

la la la la la...did somebody say something??? hordeking, you're making that stuff up, right?

and ms. boobs...please be quiet about that little incident...i swear a didn't do anything! i never touched her! shush! we have to keep these bits of information away from the american public.

[barry williams]

Can i be Secretary of Poontang?

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[reeshy]

Hey Oolong,
are you going to be taking any long motorcade rides near any book depositories in the near future-Please let me know!!!!!!!

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I NEED A SHOWER

[girl germs]

wow, here's another thread that i really enjoyed.

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[Captain Rooster]

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[JustJon]

. justjon, you can shine my shoes
but you don't wear shoes!

reeshy, nevermind shooting oolong, I'm cancelling payment on that check now...

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[reeshy]

Sorry JJ,

Once I get started, I can't stop!!

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C'MERE,LITTLE OOLONG
I WON'T HURT YOU