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Patches
12-31-2003, 06:59 AM
Did you ever get on a scale, then take a dump, then get back on the scale to see the difference? No? Yeah, me neither.
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Tall_James
12-31-2003, 07:02 AM
When I diet, I always poop first before weighing in.
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blakjeezis
12-31-2003, 07:06 AM
Being that scales are my business, this is an activity that I partake in on a fairly regular basis. I can tell you that I've had poops ranging anywhere from about 1/4 of a pound all the way up to just over 2 pounds. Believe me, 2 pounds is a lot of shit.
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Jennitalia
12-31-2003, 07:18 AM
you're full of poop
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walking joint
12-31-2003, 07:21 AM
you weigh yourself to the exact 1/4? i have a hard enough time counting dashes so i know if i'm 172 or 173 pounds..i just go with the 170-175 range if asked.
and i have never done this. i just get off the bowl and admire my dumps. sometimes asking my wife if she wants to see it before i flush.
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This message was edited by walking joint on 12-31-03 @ 11:22 AM
DJEvelEd
12-31-2003, 07:30 AM
What weighs more? A pound of diarrea or a pound of hot long stinking sausage-like links of F’CEST
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Dudeman
12-31-2003, 07:31 AM
i wonder what the situation is like before a certain ex-producer eats his own poo... does he weigh in before or after chowing down?
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sr71blackbird
12-31-2003, 02:05 PM
Ed should thank me for that little ’ revelation
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