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RF Godfather
12-30-2003, 03:44 AM
Him and Theodore Long said they wanted to call on their "special favor" from Survivor Series but Easy E said that he will give it to him next week. What could it be?
To be #30 in the WWE Royal Rumble? That's what I'm leaning towards right now.
Fight Booker? Probably not since he started a feud with Kane last night.
Transfer to WWE Smackdown? Probably would be a good career move actually.
Some kind of title shot probably an IC Title shot against Orton?
Mae Young to be his permanent valet, HANDs down? HA!
Get him a lifetime supply of Oh Henry Candy Bars?
Give him new theme music?
Thoughts.
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Heather 8
12-30-2003, 01:36 PM
A ten-year extension on his multi-year contract.
Ah, I can hear the sound of pitsols being cocked right now...
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Iamnotatool
12-30-2003, 01:45 PM
Mark Henry has no skills, nor does Teddy Long. Word up. They sound whiter than I do when they say ebonics shit. For real yo. Believe that player.
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Marist Mike
12-30-2003, 04:04 PM
Mark Henry has no skills, nor does Teddy Long. Word up. They sound whiter than I do when they say ebonics shit. For real yo. Believe that player.
Couldn't agree more...if Mark Henry's the World's Strongest Man then I'm a Red Sox fan....and you're right...they sound not just whiter than you but whiter than most white people.....Teddy Long was better as a ref to be quite honest
SuperClerk
12-30-2003, 11:44 PM
Give him better ring attire?
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KERMIT
12-31-2003, 12:38 AM
For him to be able to look down and see his penis? after 20 years?
OH Boy Is He Happy.
RF Godfather
12-31-2003, 06:08 AM
In the immortal words of the DX Triple H, maybe no longer be a "big fat Hershey kiss".
Ask for the bloody liposuction? HA!
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walking joint
12-31-2003, 08:20 AM
Mark Henry has no skills, nor does Teddy Long. Word up. They sound whiter than I do when they say ebonics shit. For real yo. Believe that player.
thats why i like Teddy Long. he sounds so white...it cracks me up. I could care less about Henry, but Long is gold. i like anything that makes me laugh.
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KERMIT
12-31-2003, 08:55 AM
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Mark Henry has no skills, nor does Teddy Long. Word up. They sound whiter than I do when they say ebonics shit. For real yo. Believe that player.
thats why i like Teddy Long. he sounds so white...it cracks me up. I could care less about Henry, but Long is gold. i like anything that makes me laugh.
Good point he is funny. ..............PLAYA
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Heather 8
01-05-2004, 05:03 PM
Teddy Long as GM-for-the-night... way to waste a favor, Mark. ;)
At least he didn't use it on any of the suggestions brought up in this thread.
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SuperClerk
01-05-2004, 09:01 PM
OK. Did I hear this right? When Austin was riding his big-wheels and chasing Teddy Long, did Jim Ross actually say "Feets don't fail me now!"?
Teenweek
01-06-2004, 06:05 AM
OK. Did I hear this right? When Austin was riding his big-wheels and chasing Teddy Long, did Jim Ross actually say "Feets don't fail me now!"?
At least Austin did not hogtie him to the back of the ATV and drag him out.
walking joint
01-06-2004, 08:26 AM
this isn't about Mark Henry, but its not worth starting a new thread over....during the skit in the back with Jericho and Chrisitian I thought Chrisitian said if Jericho agrees to be his partner that they were given a tag team title match. Jericho agrees and they head to the ring...JR at that time says "i guess tag team championship is up next"...then when i turned it back on it was a match with Rosey/Hurricane...not quite the tag match i expected. Did I just hear it wrong or was it explained when they got back from commercial.
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YoungJersey
01-06-2004, 04:22 PM
maybe he kills Mae Young! after seeing her soggy boobs death is the only answer
Who Shot who in the what now?
Se7en
01-06-2004, 07:58 PM
OK. Did I hear this right? When Austin was riding his big-wheels and chasing Teddy Long, did Jim Ross actually say "Feets don't fail me now!"?
Anyone else have the crazy thought that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to have a legit alcoholic redneck who's had real trouble with the law recently chasing around a black man in a southern town like he's going to lynch him?
Maybe I'm just thinking too much.
Like about how bitterly ironic it is to portray Steve Austin as some sort of upholder-of-the-law.
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Teenweek
01-07-2004, 01:49 AM
Is that the same badge that ANgle wore when him and Austin were competing for hugs from Vince a few years ago.
SuperClerk
01-07-2004, 03:32 AM
I was hoping that they'd show the clip of Austin and Angle wearing the stupid cowboy hats from that segment. It would've fit in well with Triple H goofing on Austin.
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JustJon
01-07-2004, 07:13 AM
gee, miss one episode of Raw and you still don't give a shit...
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Iamnotatool
01-07-2004, 09:38 AM
Cripple H ripping on STSA was the funniest shit I've seen in a looong time.
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Se7en
01-07-2004, 08:14 PM
Cripple H ripping on STSA was the funniest shit I've seen in a looong time.
I obviously don't much care for HHH, but he proved useful this past Monday night.
I humbly request that Austin be referred to as "Deputy Dawg" for as long as this dumb angle lasts.
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