Post-Banging..

[Evilpete]

This question's been in my head all day:

I was talking to this girl I knew from school one night and she was telling me about this guy she used to bang for some reason. She told me that this guy would bang her obviously with a condom on, but just at the point of eruption, he'd pull out, get out of the bed, and finish himself off in the condom. after that he's take the condom off, and just toss it into a trash can (she said he often missed it and itwould land on the floor), and get back into bed with some of the residue on him and rub against her. She said this happened all the time, and it made her sick and she'd freak out when he'd push himself against her and his residue would rub against her vag. she said she broke up with him when he refused to change his habits.

The point of this is, what is the proper ediquite for post-banging, I personally finish the job in her unless it feels wrong like there's something wrong with the condom. once my gun is done firing off, I run into the bathroom to get rid of the DNA and clean up a bit, then get back into the sack and hang out with the chick (or tell he to do her womanly job and make the man some food and shut up!!)

[Snoogans]

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[TheMojoPin]

The point of this is, what is the proper ediquite for post-banging

Make room in the basement freezer and start praying for forgiveness.


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[ChickenHawk]

I've always been taught that proper etiquette is to finish in the condom, then turn it inside-out and use it again.

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[monsterone]

he should do a howie mandell impression. remember the surgical glove bit? chicks love a guy with a sense of humor.

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[stickyfingers]

The point of this is, what is the proper ediquite for post-banging


I am not sure if this is right, but I usually turn and snore

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[MizzleTizzle]

Make room in the basement freezer and start praying for forgiveness.


fuckin a i almost hadda take a knee.

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[A.J.]

what is the proper ediquite for post-banging


Say "thank you"?

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[KCfromDC]

what is the proper ediquite for post-banging?


Pay up?

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[MizzleTizzle]

I believe it was Ron, and I believe I remember this correctly, when the phone topic was 'really stupid things you said during or after sex' [someone help me here with the date for the archivists] said something so funny I was in stitches.

He was so embarassed to admit it, but it just came out, and he said, and now it's repeated often, but he actually said to some chick:

"You fucked me like a Champ!"

Shit I hope I got that right. If not, someone will 'correct me' like Grady at the Overlook. He was blown away that the words came out that way. Whatever it was, she wasn't exactly thrilled by the sentiment. Hysterical. God knows what stupid shit has come out of my mouth. <--ok isolate it.

[Iamnotatool]

I don't bang.....I make love.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[walking joint]

I am not sure if this is right, but I usually turn and snore


this is what i do also....but i also either kiss her on the head or lips goodnight...depending on what we did that night.

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[Heavy]

"You fucked me like a Champ!"

Early-mid January 2002. Same show Sweet Mel did the Tyson Moaning.

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[high fly]

TRUE STORY I swear, I'm not making this up.
Once way back in the day when I was about 19 or 20, I was talking about condoms with a friend and how we didn't like them.
I muttered something about it being "...like taking a shower with a raincoat on".
He was entirely serious when he replied:
"Yeah, and it's hard as hell to keep the damned things clean".



Now, to the point, Pete, too bad your friend is so poorly informed about ettiquette.
One does not wipe "residue" on the female.
Explain to the poor sap that that's what curtains are for.

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[Iamnotatool]

I don't wear condoms. They make me itch.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[SatCam]

Ed and Dave should know a little somthing about Post Banging.

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[Snoogans]

after you bang, you should wash your hand and put your pants back on

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[high fly]

And if you get a booger on your dick, don't tell anyone cuz then they might start calling you "booger dick".

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