Happy Sounds!

[FUNKMAN]

name some happy sounds.

like in the summertime when you wake in the morning and the windows open and you hear the birds chirping... kind've makes you feel good.

or the clanking of quarters when you hit on a slot machine...

name some others...

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[SatCam]

the couple up stairs fucking.

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[East Side Dave]

Leaves rustling

Don Knots choking on my broom handle

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[monsterone]

the couple up stairs fucking.


wouldn't that be your parents, you sick fuck?



i've been playing the simpsons hit & run, and whenever you break something with a lot of points, you get a lot of coins. when you pick them up, it makes the slot machine sound. now i'm really iching for a card game.

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[FUNKMAN]

i'm sure when we were all kids the bells from the ice cream truck was a happy sound... as long as you had some money. you'd know that sound from blocks away...

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[Snoogans]

a bong bubbling

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[mikeyboy]

The little happy song that plays when you ban someone or lock a thread.


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[FUNKMAN]

sadistic bastard
;)

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[SatCam]

The little happy song that plays when you ban someone or lock a thread

Dayyym! You know how to make a guy jealous.

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[FUNKMAN]

how about the sizzle when you put a nice piece of meat on the hot grill...

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[Snoogans]

the sound of a bong bubbling

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[mikeyboy]

the sound of a bong bubbling


This is a double post. This is a double post on drugs....


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[CrazyClare]

thanks for clarifying Snoogs.

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[CrazyClare]

thanks for clarifying Snoogs.

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[FUNKMAN]

how about the sound of your seeds rolling down the album cover when your cleaning your weed?

or do you buy the seedless kind?

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[CrazyClare]

thanks for clarifying Snoogs.

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[Snoogans]

seriously i knocked my self out today, and i honestly completely forgot i posted that

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[Snoogans]

or do you buy the seedless kind?


of course, seeds are the enemy of the sperm count

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[FUNKMAN]

the sound of the car horn when your friends are coming to pick you up or the ring of the phone when your waiting on a call from your girlfriend when the relationships new...

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[East Side Dave]

You're good at this, Funk. I'll try for real now. The sound of the bath running after a cold, snowy, winter's day outdoors... The sound of a Cajun when you put him in a pot.

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[monsterone]

or do you buy the seedless kind?


of course, seeds are the enemy of the sperm count

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don't act like you haven't had a connect dry up and were forced to slum it with a $25 1/8

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[Snoogans]

don't act like you haven't had a connect dry up and were forced to slum it with a $25 1/8

na, cause even if that happens, i know where to go to get the goods in the hoods

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[monsterone]

wellllllllllllllll, ex-cuse me!!!

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[Snoogans]

man i needed that laugh, and i dont mean like that, i just know which ghetto spot has the dro incase that ever happens, which is not often at all

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[FUNKMAN]

how about the sound of a good cast when you are fishing... that fast clicky sound and then kerplunk when the bait and weight hit the water...

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[reeshy]

How about when se says "MY GOD!!! You're not going to put that thing in me?"

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[high fly]

...or when she sighs and says, resignedly,: "Oh all right, but just this once!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

how about when you are necking and that delightful sound of your zipper being slowly opened... the seperation of metal never sounded so sweet...

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[East Side Dave]

how about when you are necking


Or the sound when the Fonze hits the juke box with hs fist and it magically turns on!

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[Iamnotatool]

How about when he says "MY GOD!!! You're not going to put that thing in me?"



Well, then you tell your boy to bend over and take it like a man, you freak. Reeshy's gay.




Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[YoungJersey]

The popping of the top of an ice cold beer

[high fly]

...or hows about when the truckdriver that picked you up hitchhiking says: "I don't care if you're gay or not, boy, I'm still gonna fuck ya!"

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

how about when your are pleasuring the woman with your finger and you start hearing that 'squishy' sound like jello getting sucked off a spoon or the side of the corningware dish...

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[high fly]

Right on Funkman!
I love that sound when I'm bangin' that thang! If I don't get that noise going, I don't think I 'm doing anything!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[East Side Dave]

Funk, I'm disappointed in you. You were the only one taking this thread seriously and it your thread! Well, I for one, will stay serious. I enjoy the sound of babies laughing.....just before you dip them in lava!!!!!!Yeeeehhaaaw!

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[FUNKMAN]

the sound of waves breaking on the shore can be very nice too...

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[East Side Dave]

Just before they drown the babies?!?! Yeeeehha-*cough, sputter*

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[FUNKMAN]

the slight weeze of a sleeping puppy...

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[high fly]

When you were a kid--- that crunching sound when you'd work a loose tooth...




And the taste of blood was just icing on the cake.



" and they ask me why I drink"








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[FUNKMAN]

when you are laying with your lover and you get that little 'gurgly' sound in your tummy...

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[reeshy]

the slight weeze of a sleeping puppy...

and the vet says" we got to put ole yeller down...he's got TB!"

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[reeshy]

Reeshy's gay


No I'm not, Bitch!!!!!!

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[Hottub]

The purring of a kitten while he is sleeping on your chest
The first cry of a baby, when just born (I wept like a pussy)
When you are at Fuddrucker's and they announce "Number 42!!!!"
After waiting an hour at the bar "Mr. Hottub, your table is ready."
The whirr of a harddrive coming to life
Anyone talking w/ an Irish accent
When the kids say " Goodnight Dad, I Love You!"



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[FUNKMAN]

the sound of your lovers heartbeat as you lay your head upon their chest...

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[high fly]

That sound that resembles a piece of duct tape being peeled back off something, but really it's just you removing a booger from your dick...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

when i worked at the colgate plant i always enjoyed the sound of the steam whistle which let you know the end of the workday was near...

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[JustJon]

The sound of the harp being played in the RonFez.Net Staff Room

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[KCfromDC]

A fresh set of strings on my acoustic guitar. I swear, I've lost entire days just strummin' away.

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[Gwen]

how about when your are pleasuring the woman with your finger and you start hearing that 'squishy' sound like jello getting sucked off a spoon or the side of the corningware dish...


I was gonna say somethign similar, that I stole from Dave Attell: happiness sounds like a boot stuck in the mud, only a lil wetter. Either that or a hammer to a wet sponge.

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[FUNKMAN]

kind've makes you thankful for your hearing and how much joy it brings...

except if you ever heard me sing...


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[East Side Dave]

how about when your are pleasuring the woman with your finger and you start hearing that 'squishy' sound like jello getting sucked off a spoon or the side of the corningware dish...


I was gonna say somethign similar, that I stole from Dave Attell: happiness sounds like a boot stuck in the mud, only a lil wetter. Either that or a hammer to a wet sponge.



That wasn't Dave Attell. That was Adolf Hitler.

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