Mad Cow Disease. BLAME CANADA!!!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/12/27/mad.cow/index.html

***EDIT*** Fixed the link.

This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 12-28-03 @ 5:27 PM

[MizzleTizzle]

...with their hockey hullabuloo

and that bitch Anne Murray too

Blame Canada, Shame On Canada!!!

[they're not really a real country, anyway...]

[high fly]

No one ever says what the cows are so pissed off about.
Did they see on the tv how their cousins are treated in India or something?

Give-em some good weed and they'll cool out and we can go on eating them the way we always have without all the drama.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[high fly]

(dumbass double post)

This message was edited by high fly on 12-28-03 @ 4:31 PM

[SatCam]

The cows dont have the bullz to admit it.

How that joke fits in? I dont know.

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[FUNKMAN]

i suggest to 'steer' clear of steak for a while...

people who refuse to eat steak are real 'cow'ards...

Canada really deserves a 'prime' ribbing...



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[WRESTLINGFAN]

whats canada's BEEF with the United States?

I'd really like to MEAT Jennifer Lopez

If my ex found out i fooled around with her sister, she'd really have a COW

I dont have any UTTER ones i can think of now

This message was edited by WRESTLINGFAN on 12-28-03 @ 8:32 PM

[newport king]

I find it UDDERly disgusting that canada sent us their filthy cows.
Thats all i can really MILK out of this one.

~another newport king joint~

[monsterone]

your thread is racist.








i am over-sensitive.









i bet a mod edits this.

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[SatCam]

It was to my UTTER disbelief that the meat was from canada.

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[SatCam]

CHRIST! My joke was stollen!

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[FUNKMAN]

these canadians should be taken OUTBACK and SHANKED...


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[WRESTLINGFAN]

I just saw a commercial for the Dean Martin celebrity ROASTING DVDS

[FUNKMAN]

the people responsible should be 'grilled' but i hear that's 'rare'...

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[SatCam]

Canada should be used to our constant GRILLING.

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[FUNKMAN]

I tell ya, these jokes are really getting 'butchered'...

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[SatCam]

If you keep making comments like that, you'll SPOIL the thread.

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[FUNKMAN]

i just got two front row seats to see 'Rancid'...

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

does anyone drink BEEFEATER gin?

[FUNKMAN]

no Jerky...


just kiddin'
;)

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

this would have been a killer comedy pyramid

on that note,

the 19 yr old in colorado tasted KOBE BEEF

[FUNKMAN]

i think we should all be adults and not 'stew' over this...

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[Reephdweller]

Fucking cannucks!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

do we really need to bust canada's 'chops'...

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[sr71blackbird]

Them Canadians have some set of HORNS on them. If they complain their point is MOOt.

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[FUNKMAN]

i have a relative who lives in canada and i hope she is not affected, she is my Aunt Tario...


now how dry is that?

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

She must know my Aunt Alberta

[SatCam]

For all the cows that lost a child to mad cow desease... I VEAL their pain.

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This message was edited by SatCam on 12-28-03 @ 11:24 PM

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[FUNKMAN]

these jokes are getting 'slaughtered'...

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[SatCam]

In conclusion, this thread is very WELL DONE.

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[FUNKMAN]

i heard that the only way to kill a Mad Cow is to drive a 'steak' through his heart...

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[SatCam]

Oxen don't have the BULLZ to defend cows.

lame.

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[SatCam]

Cows are cool, LEATHER or not they have mad cow disease.

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[SatCam]

I guess I killed it.

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[FUNKMAN]

them canadians deserve a kick right in their 'dairy'are...

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[high fly]

Lte's not let this one little thing develope into a trade war. It was just one cow, so when it comes to Canada, let's not HOLDsteen it against them...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[DJEvelEd]

If you pick Magic MushroomsT out of some mad cow f‘ces, will you get mad high or only if you eat the whole pile of Magic Mad Cow F‘cesT

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-29-03 @ 6:41 PM

[FUNKMAN]

these cow owners are so greedy, you know they all like to drive 'cattle'lacs...

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[high fly]

Sit down my friend, it makes me sad to do this, but I HOOVE some bad news...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

these cow owners are so greedy, they just like to drive around in their 'Rodeos'....

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[sr71blackbird]

F‘cesT


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[FUNKMAN]

i heard this cow made the " All 'Mad'den " list....

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[high fly]

Does it really "mad" -der?




I say it's "udder"-ly ridiculous!













"udder", get it?








OK, I'll sit down.


" and they ask me why I drink"

[JohnnyCash]

I think we've milked this thread as mush as we could...

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don't put it 'out to pasture' just yet...

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