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sr71blackbird
12-26-2003, 09:20 PM
I work in the sales department of a utilty company, calling people who had enquired about getting gas into their homes and I set up appointments to have representatives come out and give them quotes for getting the job done. We only call people who have expressed interest in our product.

Whadayoudo?

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smiler grogan
12-26-2003, 09:24 PM
I work for a restoration company.
We make filthy rich peoples homes purty.
I guess my title would by restoration carpenter.

DESERTEAGLE.50
12-26-2003, 09:31 PM
me and my buddy harry have opened a pet store devoted to worms

seriously, I help women practice how to breast feed their bebe

ok, enuff of the attempts at humoUr

i really make THOUSANDS ans THOUSANDS of $$'s by placing TINY classified ads!!!

why do I even post?
if I cant do it right I shouldnt at all

I will now go punish myself by watching poor 80's porn and listening to Mojo Nixon

FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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JohnnyCash
12-26-2003, 09:31 PM
I just started a company doing architectual hand-renderings. I draw buildings and interiors for contractors, architects and developers.



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mdr55
12-26-2003, 11:14 PM
Clinical Specialist for an team oriented outreach program (we go out into the field) that monitors mentally ill and chemical abusers in the community.

(Place YOUR AD here) Call now!

bigbaldirish
12-26-2003, 11:18 PM
salesman for a gourmet,natural, and kosher foods in grocery stores.... YAY!

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reeshy
12-27-2003, 03:03 AM
Hey MDR,
We work in related fields...I work in an addiction clinic in Spanish Harlem!!! Small world!!!

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Katylina
12-27-2003, 10:26 AM
I am a special education teacher and behavior therapist for children with autsim. I work in a private school for children with autism in Levittown and do work in children's homes as a SEIT. I am in love with my field and am very involved in the fundraising and awareness functions.

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furie
12-27-2003, 10:29 AM
I work for Homeland Security, Aviation Security Division out of LaGuardia.


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CrazyClare
12-27-2003, 11:00 AM
im a cocktail waitress! woohoo!

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East Side Dave
12-27-2003, 11:14 AM
i do drawrings!

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high fly
12-27-2003, 11:27 AM
Clinical Specialist for an team oriented outreach program (we go out into the field) that monitors mentally ill and chemical abusers in the community.




Same here!
It's called being a carpentry foreman.




" and they ask me why I drink"







This message was edited by high fly on 12-27-03 @ 5:07 PM

sr71blackbird
12-27-2003, 02:13 PM
Its good to know how many artistic and compassionate people we have here. I do some drawing as a hobby.

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newport king
12-27-2003, 06:13 PM
i'm a verizon tech. i pretty much sit in the truck all day and read the paper and listen to the radio. sometimes in the summer when i decide to get out of the truck you may see me at the box out on the street, i'm probably listening to your conversation.

~another newport king joint~

keithy_19
12-27-2003, 06:30 PM
I'm a student and I am currently searching for a cure of MS.




They said you'd help me
But as it turns out it was all a lie
And they're off someplace far away laughing at me...

furie
12-27-2003, 07:00 PM
searching for a cure of MS


simple. stop using windows and buy a mac.


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jamesdiggy
12-27-2003, 07:42 PM
I sort glass.

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DESERTEAGLE.50
12-27-2003, 07:43 PM
I also pay my taxesths.

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furie
12-27-2003, 07:44 PM
I sort glass


Funny because it's true.


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Iamnotatool
12-28-2003, 12:18 PM
I am a collector, with Verizon and "Johnny Thump" being my biggest clients. Some of it is done on the phone, some done in person....

So, if you owe money, we may have spoken already.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 12-28-03 @ 4:21 PM

mikeyboy
12-28-2003, 12:20 PM
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.


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Recyclerz
12-28-2003, 05:41 PM
Mr. Mikey

The scuttlebutt is that isn't really your "job", more of a disturbing "hobby."



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sr71blackbird
12-28-2003, 06:03 PM
I also have a small side job cleaning an office for some extra cash.

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FUNKMAN
12-28-2003, 06:08 PM
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination


A Handy Man!

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zathrus
12-28-2003, 07:19 PM
I work for the United States Postal Service.

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AngelAmy
12-29-2003, 03:07 AM
i stock shelves overnight at target

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East Side Dave
12-29-2003, 08:11 AM
I work with fingers

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keithy_19
01-02-2004, 01:03 PM
I work with fingers


I work with chicken fingers.




They said you'd help me
But as it turns out it was all a lie
And they're off someplace far away laughing at me...

curtoid
01-02-2004, 01:08 PM
I work with chicken fingers.

Choking the chicken is not the same thing.

[KOP]

SuperClerk
01-02-2004, 01:08 PM
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.


Well, I guess it's better than being a high school guidance counselor.

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more cowbells
01-02-2004, 08:09 PM
Flight Medic for the SCPD. I'm the one you see when you wrap your car around a pole after having a few too many on any given Friday/Satuday night (graveyard shift ROCKS!!)

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JesterOfSadness
01-02-2004, 08:21 PM
I work in a petstore in Jersey. I deal with little bratty kids and people who are overly obsessed with their fish. It's fun to come home everyday with wraps around your hands after getting torn apart by birds and hamsters

Gringo Star
01-02-2004, 08:44 PM
I was a graphic artist in the rubber stamp industry for the past 8 years, but I was recently laid off... so if anyone hears about a position for an easy-to-get-along-with creative-type, lemme know.

I continue to play drums in three (http://www.diggerphelps.net/home.html) different (http://www.frankenstein3000.com) bands (http://www.venusenvyrocks.com): 2 original and one cover (although the cover band has yet to play live... we're still learning other people's songs).

I also do some web design (see above) and CD artwork.

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TooCute
01-02-2004, 08:58 PM
I study the population dynamics of sessile marine invertebrate communities in the Hudson River Estuary.

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JPMNICK
01-02-2004, 09:35 PM
I am a lead developer for a computer consulting company that specializes in database software. I am also the network engineer there. So my day consists of 6 hours of programming databases and managing software projects and 2 hours of network maintaince and optimization. At night I am going to school to finish my 2 degrees, computer and electrical engineering. I also do sidework like fixing people's computer, setting up home networks / home automation, and teaching computer classes.

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sr71blackbird
01-03-2004, 03:50 AM
If all of us combined our talents, we could take over the world!

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Tall_James
01-03-2004, 06:55 AM
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"Score! What kind of knucklehead throws a Renoir into the river? Well....it's mine now!"


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Tall_James
01-03-2004, 06:57 AM
This is me...sort of -

My alter-ego (http://pattonplasticsurgery.dermdex.net/staff.html)


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Katylina
01-03-2004, 07:38 AM
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Def Dave in SC
01-03-2004, 10:40 AM
I have a few jobs:
Here's my main job (http://staff.jccc.net/dseibel/)

This one's more of a hobby (http://www.montewadefinearts.com/artists/seibel/)

This kennel has been in the family for years, i just overlook it at this point (http://www.montewadefinearts.com/artists/seibel/)

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