Penis Related Poll

[Johnny Fontane]

You have 2 choices:

(1) You can have unlimited sex with all the hot chicks you can handle until age 40, with the understanding that you will have no more use of your penis after your 40th birthday, and you will die of some excruciating cancer at some point thereafter (it could be a day, a month, a year, or maybe 60 years, but eventually you will get the excruciating cancer).

(2.) Lose the use of your penis effective immediately, with the understanding that you will afforded $1 billion, enjoy good health, and live to be 100.

What's it going to be?

[walking joint]

i'll take the billion and hope i can buy myself a bigger and better penis

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[Snoogans]

ill take the bitches till forty, i dont wanna be old anyway, so the big 40 sounds good


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[keithy_19]

I'll kill myself at 40.




They said you'd help me
But as it turns out it was all a lie
And they're off someplace far away laughing at me...

[BoondockSaint]

If I had a billion $ I'd be dead in a week.

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[furie]

take the billion and pursue a higher endeavor


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[FUNKMAN]

i'll take option 2 because i'd still love to eat pussy...

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[reeshy]

i'd still love to eat pussy...


Funk, I love Chinese food too!!!!

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[Fallon]

I'll take the ladies.

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[Johnny Fontane]

If you were to have unlimited sex with all the hot chicks you can handle until age 40, it would get old after awhile. At a certain point you might start resenting the chicks because if they had only fucked you in real life, you wouldn't have had to sacrifice your penis AND your health. You might hate them so much that the sex would be no good.

On the other hand, although the billion and the good health sounds like a good idea, you are losing the use of your penis immediately. That could really fuck you up mentally to the point where you might want to kill yourself.

So I haven't voted yet. But this would make a damn good Twilight Zone episode if I do say so myself.

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[high fly]

I'm (shudder) taking the billion cuz I can then afford a fake dick as well as chix that are good enough actresses that they'll be believable when they pretend to enjoy it.



Johnny, you have ruined my Saturday.






" and they ask me why I drink"

[Snoogans]

high fly, you cant feel a fake dick, whats the fuckin point

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[Johnny4]

I'll take the money. I'm married and pretty much have no use for my penis right now.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[high fly]

Dammit, Snoogans, now I'm completely miserable...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Recyclerz]

I'm 42 and my D still works. Can I have a billion $ for that?




PS Isn't this topic JohnnieWadd's bailiwick?



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[SatCam]

If I had that much money, the girls would want me anyway.
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[Snoogans]

but what good is them wanting you without use of you dick


see you have to keep reading

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[IrishAlkey]

Snoog, you barely offer a dick.

What else could you possibly begin to offer other than said inadequate cock?

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[SatCam]

they wouldnt know about my little "problem"

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[Snoogans]

Snoog, you barely offer a dick.


this from the guy who cant even reach his girlfriends ass

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The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
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[sr71blackbird]

How am I going to pee without the use of my penis? 99% of sexual gratification takes place in the mind. Christopher Reeve cant use his and he has a million $ and his wife doesnt seem to mind. As long as I can think, I can cum.

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[Snoogans]

im pretty sure reeves isnt pleased with his condition. he does his best cause he has no choice. i kinda think he is still a phony, but thats me.

anyway, you know damn well he would change it in a heart beat

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The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
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[sr71blackbird]

Im sure he would, who wouldnt? The question was, if you had the option for one or the other. In that case, Id choose long life with money. Money cant buy love, but you can rent it ;)

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[Snoogans]

id rather be able to use my dick and go out and earn my own money

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The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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[SatCam]

Now here's a question. When the penis is removed, is it the external gentialia being removed or the complete reproductive system? If it's the former, then I'd have no problem getting a male vagina.

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[Snoogans]

why do you have to say something like that and ruin every thread

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[IrishAlkey]

I can't reach her ass?

Have you been lobotomized?

Search the cushions in your couch and make some sense.

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[Snoogans]

i just go by what you say

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The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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[IrishAlkey]

Really?

Hmmm...










Never post again!

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[Snoogans]

cant do it my friend. im not pissed at any mods or in a whiney mood about being censored or anything

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The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[IrishAlkey]

Touche.

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[Johnny Fontane]

When the penis is removed, is it the external gentialia being removed or the complete reproductive system?


You can still have your dick, you can piss to your heart's content, just no more boners.

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[SatCam]

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[high fly]

I am really, really, in a murderous mood now...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[TheMojoPin]

I took the money because I've got an ace up my sleeve...ten of them, actually...

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[TheMojoPin]

Quit riding my coattails.

You could have at least gone with one of the sequels.


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[SatCam]

Be that way.
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[FUNKMAN]

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