DJEvelEd has problems

[Snoogans]

Seriously, i dont wanna have to do this. But i know him through here, and i had to here it, so now so do you

DJEvelEd bought himself a hooker out of bordom i guess. anyway, from what im told, she turned around to do doggie and the smell was so bad he went limp and stopped. Yes, i was just as, and still am just as disgusted

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[DJEvelEd]

Well now I feel "assed out"

I think she was more embarASSed than I was.

Yeah, she was "bad ass"

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[reeshy]

Yea??...And???

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It's not censorship because people can't come here and post/say whatever they want in the first place.

[FUNKMAN]

this is one of them situations that proves you can 'get fucked' without cummin'...

sorry bro!

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[DJEvelEd]

I must've gotten her late in her day of fucking. The "Missionary" position was wonderful, butt after she turned around for "Doggy" it smelled like beans and faeces. It smelled so bad that I won't jerk off for a week.

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[mdr55]

But was she hot??? And I ain't talking about the beans.

I can't believe DJEvelEd has limits. Who would have thunk it?

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[DJEvelEd]

She was a very hot illegal Colombian girl with a big ghetto booty. (it smelled like Irvington though)

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[keithy_19]

I will now never get a hooker...::shudders, vomits::




They said you'd help me
But as it turns out it was all a lie
And they're off someplace far away laughing at me...

[DJEvelEd]

I must've gotten her late in her day of fucking. The "Missionary" position was wonderful, butt after she turned around for "Doggy" it smelled like beans and faeces.



Yea??...And???



...by the time she turned over, I was too disgusted by the rancid stench to even continue.
I asked her "Quanto tiempo mas?"
she replied "Cinco minutos"
so I had her blow me for the remainder of the time. She gave me a funny look when I motioned for her to suck my dick after being in her hole and she even smelled it first and rubbed some alcohol product on the condom before she shoved it in her face. I was tempted to fart and hold her face down
and say "How do YOU like it StinkyButt!" Butt I didn't. I let her finish her time making rubbery sucking sounds. So I get up and
she asks:"No te gusta?"
I say: "Yeah I liked it, mucho gusto
"ok Papi. gracias"
"Bye"

I hope they deliver a fresher hooker next time. I guess it depends on the time of day. I was probably like 10th on her list today.



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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-26-03 @ 11:30 PM

[BoondockSaint]

When I was in high school an Italian friend of mine took me to a whore house that the day laborers had showed him. It was so awkward because I spoke no spanish. When we were about to get started she asked me a question and I thought it was, "Where do you live?" A few minutes later I started laughing when she said, "OH! Mount Vernon! OH!" I was like, "What the fuck is she talking about?" And then I realized she had asked my name. But the deed got done.

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[DJEvelEd]

Snoogans: I promise that next time I'll save a fresh hole for you. I can't promise which hole though.

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[Tall_James]

Isn't that illegal?


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[high fly]

Seriously, i dont wanna have to do this. But i know him through here, and i had to here it, so now so do you

DJEvelEd bought himself a hooker out of bordom i guess. anyway, from what im told, she turned around to do doggie and the smell was so bad he went limp and stopped. Yes, i was just as, and still am just as disgusted




Again?



" and they ask me why I drink"

[Snoogans]

Snoogans: I promise that next time I'll save a fresh hole for you. I can't promise which hole though

let the record state i was told this, and declined. never did i say that to him, nor would i ever go near these nasty broads that Ed is into.
and it doesnt sound like any of those holes could ever be called fresh

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[DJEvelEd]

Her ass smelled so bad, that if I took some toilet paper and wiped her, there would've been something on the paper.

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-27-03 @ 4:27 PM

[Snoogans]

yo stop man, this is gross. can we lock this thing now

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[DJEvelEd]

You opened up this stinking gaping thread. Now lemme ruin it.

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[Snoogans]

you opened it up by making me listen to this ridiculous story. i just had to make everyone else feel equally gross.

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[IrishAlkey]

Awesome thread.

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[high fly]

There is a swarm of flies around my computer right now.



Gee, uh thanks.

" and they ask me why I drink"