Man shoots himself in the goods for chick

[Jennitalia]

HA HA HA HA...what a fucking loser! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20031226/od_nm/odd_italy_groin_dc)

yeah, shooting yourself there will definitely help get your woman back. Because that's what every woman wants...a guy with his balls blown off.

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[Hosp]

Doesn't he know women like taking your manhood away from you themselves?

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[irishkb]

"Doesn't he know women like taking your manhood away from you themselves?" hahahaaaa too funny... did this numbnut get shot with a real gun or a pellet gun.. in the story it said pellets and not bullets... he couldn't even be a real man and take the bullet.... hahaaaaaaaaaa


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[IrishAlkey]

Because that's what every woman wants...a guy with his balls blown off.


That's what you settled for.

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[FUNKMAN]

she should've realized when he had his gun cocked...

yeah i know, it's a reach....

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[FUNKMAN]

or when he cocked his gun....

now that's better....

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[high fly]

Them damned Italians always get it wrong.
The thing to do, see, is to put your yam-bag on a table and whack it with a large mallet.
Chicks dig it.

Sure worked for me.




" and they ask me why I drink"

[monsterone]

he got shot by a bb in his pee pee, hehehe


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[FUNKMAN]

man! he really got 'the shaft'....

she must've had him 'over a barrel'...

she couldn't handle a man of his 'caliber'...

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[high fly]

Death Metal Moe would probably have something funny to say about this

" and they ask me why I drink"

[mdr55]

OUCH!!!!

(Good luck DMM)

[pennington]

Sicilians always seem to have too much free time.

[Doctor Manhattan]

...later admitted he had asked a friend, 16, to shoot him in an attempt to win back the affection of his girlfriend, who had apparently left him because of his violent character.


Wow. So if you have a violent character, being shot will show people you are getting over that.

And why would he want to get shot there? If your plan works you're gonna need your balwz and Cock.

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[FUNKMAN]

And why would he want to get shot there?


i bet he wanted her to kiss the booboo...

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[pennington]

I hear his girlfriend was named Apolonia and she dumped him for some American named Michael Corelone...