I just closed on my first house

[FMJeff]

I'm a homeowner! Nice!

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It made my heart sing.

[Jack_Doff]

I thought the rule on that was don't ask, don't tell.


Wait, you said home owner? Oh, congrats then.

[JohnnyCash]

Congrats Jeff.

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[Justice4all]

Well Jeff as someone who works for a Mortgage company I would like to say welcome to your new home! (selfless plug right there)
Congrats and many years of good fortune to you with your new home.

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[PanterA]

does this really have anything to do with RonFez.Net?

wtg, I give it 4 months before it turns into a crack house!!! ;)

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[high fly]

Good one, Jeff.
If you haven't moved in, get any improvements done before you do.
Congrats.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Tall_James]

Nice! But remember, that sidewalk ain't gonna shovel itself!

Congratulations!


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[MizzleTizzle]

as someone who works for a Mortgage company I would like to say welcome to your new home!


the Mortgage people I know would also say, "Ka-Ching!!!" Just Kidding! I Keed because I loooove...

Hey that's cool. Perhaps you can tell the good people here, instead of my usual overlong rant, just how many documents you had to look through and sign; what an f-ing nightmare, but worth it at the end.

Top Notch!!

[JPMNICK]

Cool, when is the house warming bash

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[high fly]

So how come the grass ain't cut yet?

You're not going anywhere with your little friends until that grass is cut!



" and they ask me why I drink"

[Tenbatsuzen]

I wonder if he used the 2% people to buy it.



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mozzeltov

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[high fly]

So why haven't you cleaned out the gutters yet?
Here it isDecember twenny something, and you haven't even cleaned out the gutters yet!




" and they ask me why I drink"

[Doctor Manhattan]

He's a "Mo"

:p

Seriously, Congrats. Buying your first home is a thrill!

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[FUNKMAN]

Congrats!

if you need any 'corn growing' tips let me know...

any questions on 'squirrel control' talk to snoogs...

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[mikeyboy]

Congratulations, Jeff!



You didn't buy a house built on an Indian burial ground, did you?

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[Bestinshow]

If you haven't moved in, get any improvements done before you do.


My god is that great advice. High fly is on the nose. I am in my house three years and still living in drop clothes and sectioned off rooms. At the very least, if you are putting in central, you must do that nowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! You will never cut open the walls later.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Ahhhhh, the house financed by porn. congrats, sir.

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[IrishAlkey]

Can I come over?

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[scorpion]

Congrats...... Jeff.

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Now I'm starvin

[East Side Dave]

I just closed on my first outhouse. Now if you'll excuse me...

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[high fly]

Thanks for the props, Best.


PARTY AT JEFF'S HOUSE!!



WOO-HOO! ANYTHING GOES!!





" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

board orgy at Jeff's,,, TONIGHT!

i got 'slushy seventeenths'

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[high fly]

I hope Jeff doesn't mind that I called the Hell's Angels with the good news....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Bestinshow]

shouldn't crankcase be performing in his livingroom for the party?

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[mdr55]

Nice!! Now you can throw that House-warming party and get all that free stuff. Congrats!!

(Please WIPE your dirty ass feet before you come into my house and don't touch anything. It's my house and if you don't like it- GET the HELL OUT!) paid for by FMJeff

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[Tall_James]

Two words....HOME DEPOT

Learn them, know them, live them.


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[sr71blackbird]

There goes the neighborhood! :p

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[smiler grogan]

As a relatively new home owner mysrlf let me say congratulations . Now begin to feel really overwhelmed for a shoet while then proceed to bundle up all of your sparetime and money and say goodbye its time consuming and the best thing ever.

[A.J.]

Congrats Jeff!

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[sexy bastard]

I'm a homeowner! Nice


congrats....PARTY AT JEFFS HOUSE

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[Johnny4]

Dude, prepare for every spare dollar to go into it. Being house poor blows.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[Freebird]

Now just watch as Jeff starts standing on his porch yelling at the damn kids "Hey! Stay off my lawn!!"

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[Orallo]

Congrats Jeff,

And let me know hows your new life without a kidney, an arm, a leg and a soul.

Waiting to know.

Peace & Hugs.


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[JustJon]

So when does the brothel open for business?

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[Katylina]

Congrats! Here is a nice house warming gift for your lawn that we will be sending your way:

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[Bill From Yorktown]

Get a copy (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0449902749/qid=1072292097//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i0_xgl14/103-7394538-0520647?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0449902749.01._PE_PI_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
seriously - congrats

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[MizzleTizzle]

And let me know hows your new life without a kidney, an arm, a leg and a soul.


Wow that's weird I knew a guy who was in an auto accident and he lost his left arm, left, leg, left kidney, and the use of his left eye.

It's ok though. He all right now.

[Tenbatsuzen]

My back and left knee hurts.



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[ag]

New Years party at Jeffs, Ill call Perynoid and invite him, just like old times

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[FMJeff]

Anybody on the board a plumber? Electrician? Contractor?

I need help :)

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It made my heart sing.

[FUNKMAN]

Anybody on the board a plumber? Electrician? Contractor?


nope, only drinkers and pot smokers...

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[high fly]

Anybody on the board a plumber? Electrician? Contractor?


nope, only drinkers and pot smokers...





same difference...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Snoogans]

ill take my chances tryin to fix electrical wires if ya need. i mean, whats the worst that happens right

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[JustJon]

I've watched Monster House. Does that count?

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