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ADF
12-22-2003, 06:16 PM
I went to the bank today to drop off the deposits from work ($13k+ in cash, yikes!). There was only one teller, so a line started to form. Now, they have one of those little s-bend thingies like they have at airports in which you form a line. The people ahead of me, however, decided to form a line <i>around</i> the area where you're supposed to form up. Why would people do this? Are they thinking, "I'm too good to get in some darned line that the <b>man</b> set up!"? I'm all for independence and "thinking outside of the box," to use a clich‚, but is this necessary? I <i>hate</i> when people think they're too good for the rules. <i>"Oh, that doesn't apply to me, I'm too important!"</i> The worst part is that when I got to the entrance of s-bend thingie, I decided to enter so that a <i>proper</i> line would start. However, my attempt failed as the next guy did not get the hint and just made a step forward. People drive me insane.

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This message was edited by ADF on 12-20-03 @ 10:48 PM

Arienette
12-22-2003, 07:57 PM
jesus, have a zima.

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JPMNICK
12-22-2003, 08:22 PM
jesus, have a zima.



I do not know what the hell it was about that, but I just woke up my girlfriend from laughing so hard. Do they even make zima anymore?

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Arienette
12-22-2003, 08:49 PM
and who said girls aren't funny?

oh yeah...adf. fucknut.

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reeshy
12-23-2003, 12:03 AM
Bank Lines


What's that??????? Direct deposit all the way, baby!!!!

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A.J.
12-23-2003, 04:52 AM
s-bend thingie

A queue?

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JustJon
12-23-2003, 07:28 AM
I'm all about the online banking.

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Spoil-Sport
12-23-2003, 09:29 AM
My old bank had a straight line roped off and people would walk around and enter the wrong way and start a backwards line. Fucking imbeciles!

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saveopieanthony.net
12-23-2003, 09:35 AM
i hate when people act like it's their world and you're just living in it. people act like their lives are the only one in existence.



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Patches
12-23-2003, 09:50 AM
Here's one.

My bank has 4 regular tellers, which everyone waits for, and another teller people just walk right up to, do their business and leave. After a while, I figured it out- It's the Spanish Language Teller. So if you are a regular old English speaking schmuck, you have to wait in line like everyone else. But if you came to this country and never had the courtesy to learn the language, you get to skip over the whole fucking line. Just fucking great.

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12-23-2003, 10:15 AM
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Freakshow
12-23-2003, 10:30 AM
I don't use the bank anymore, but find the same things happens in traffic. Especially with exit ramps. I once saw someone get into an exit lane that they KNEW ended just to get around three cars that were in front of them in the stopped traffic. Wow, you are going to get where you are going about 17 seconds earlier. F'n morons. Also happens another place where there are two lanes that exit onto a bridge. The third lane on the left just sorta dissapears. Well most people get it the right two lanes and wait in the traffic like considerate members of the human race. But constantly people are zipping by on the left, cutting across a sort of divider at the last second and cutting off literally a half mile of patiently waiting people. They are just so much more imporatant than people who follow the rules...

Grrr. I guess you all have kinda touched a nerve.

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This message was edited by Freakshow on 12-23-03 @ 3:36 PM

KillOReilly
12-23-2003, 11:30 AM
You should have just taken the $13k+ in cash, purchased a used car and driven up the road to the Bates Motel.

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East Side Dave
12-23-2003, 12:31 PM
jesus, have a zima.


jesus only drinks soco!

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FUNKMAN
12-23-2003, 12:34 PM
in my lifetime i've only found two types of 'good' line...

my jokes and my cokes...

well, maybe one....

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East Side Dave
12-23-2003, 12:41 PM
I like when people draw lines.

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FUNKMAN
12-23-2003, 12:50 PM
you just don't want too many drawing straws...

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East Side Dave
12-23-2003, 01:00 PM
i guess not.....*sigh*

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high fly
12-23-2003, 01:29 PM
HEY!
There's a straw in my drawers!
Who drew that?

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