Things that USED to be Illegal while driving

[Ralphy Ramone]

......that don't seem to be anymore.....


- Pulling over for emergency vehicles.

- Stopping and waiting for a school bus with it's red lights on.

Can you add to this list of vehicular laws that
no longer pertain to 98% of the
idiots out there
on the road?

[Snoogans]

smoking weed too

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The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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[high fly]

Getting a blow job in a school zone.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Snoogans]

driving past little kids with your friend mooning out the passenger window

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TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[high fly]

Getting a "mulligan" when your ball goes into the woods.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

muffin miss daisy...

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[mdr55]

Now that people have tv-dvd screens in their cars has anyone seen someone playing porn on it while they were driving??? Is it legal???

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[KC2OSO]

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It's just a suggestion...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I've noticed that stop signs and red lights in New Jersey are purely optional.

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[Heather 8]

Straddling two lanes at the same time on a major (or what passes for major out here) highway.

School zone speed limits... apparently, the little bastards should learn to haul ass across intersections.



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[Steels]

In my hometown we would use the ol' "Fairview roll" when going through stop signs.



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[JPMNICK]

I have seen a young kid cruisin around with some porn on his TV's. He also had his windows down and stereo blasting to make sure every knew what was going on. It was hysterical.

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[walking joint]

you should see all the work people here in NJ do to make a left turn. for some reason they make 3 turns to accomplish what i do in one..plus they wait at an extra light.

oh...on stop signs the ones with white rims are optional.

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[ADF]

You can now park anywhere you want as long as you put on your blinkers. Also, following the direction of the arrow in a parking lot is purely optional.

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This message was edited by ADF on 12-20-03 @ 10:48 PM

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

Where we're going, we dont NEED roads.
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[DJEvelEd]

Driving with blue hair.

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[MizzleTizzle]

Weird you bring this up as I saw an unusually good one today, of course, here in Joizee.

I have cruised through yellows and rolled past stops [nice Imagery, $teels] like everyone else, but at those yellow where it the half-way between "I could stop, or I could cruise, but it will turn Red as I go through, or right before? I stop.

So today I'm on Rt 18 and it's a good stretch between signals so I get a yellow and it's close, but I make the call and stop. Too close, it's going red in about 2 seconds.

Then I watch in my rearview as not one, but two cars go approach me from behind me, and pass me standing still. At least 30 over the limit. And it was that solid Red, the 'if Cars we're crossing I'd be watching an Explosion' Red.

And they were far enough back I had plenty of time to imagine the 'watch as the car approaches in the rear view and just never slows down and BOOM! I'm dead' scenario.

This message was edited by MizzleTizzle on 12-22-03 @ 10:38 PM

[JustJon]

Speed limits with the black borders are just suggestions.

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[blancostupido]

You can now park anywhere you want as long as you put on your blinkers.
NObody uses blinkers in my neighborhood!

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[Freakshow]

it used to be illegal to turn left with your right turn signal on (and vice versa). Now I think people just do it to keep me on my toes.

[StupidGirlllll]

It used to be illegal to bump coke off the cock while driving. I wonder if it still is?

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[high fly]

It is in my car.
When doing lines off my rod, try acting like you've been there...


That shit is expensive!

" and they ask me why I drink"





This message was edited by high fly on 12-23-03 @ 1:34 PM

[jocefus]

It used to be illegal to bump coke off the cock while driving. I wonder if it still is?


only one way to find out... ill pick u up at 8 :p

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[Patches]

Here's my favorite...

People with nice new cars taking up 2 spots in crowded lots by parking on the dividing line. That way, us common folk won't hit their car when we open our doors. I swear to God, next time I see it, it's getting keyed.

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[Clark Kent]

Diddling your friend's passed-out little sister in the back seat?

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[high fly]

Here's my favorite...

People with nice new cars taking up 2 spots in crowded lots by parking on the dividing line. That way, us common folk won't hit their car when we open our doors. I swear to God, next time I see it, it's getting keyed.




What I do is to park nearby so my path to the store takes me near the offending car.
As I walk by, I hawk a hay-yooge loogee on the driver's window. Damaging the car is a bit much and I think this gets the message across.
if the car's still there when I come back, I'll hawk one on the windshield.
It can be much fun to sit in the car and see the driver come out of the store and get disgusted when they see the window...

" and they ask me why I drink"