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Jennitalia
12-22-2003, 11:31 AM
This is just more proof that I'm going to end up being "the crazy cat woman." Anytime I give a holiday or birthday card to my mom, stepfather, sisters, or boyfriend, I have to also sign my 2 cats' names. Because, you know, they care enough to send the very best, too. Sometimes I'll even draw little paw prints on the card. I need help.
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dassal3399
12-22-2003, 11:33 AM
It don't make you a bad person, just a crazy one.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-22-2003, 11:33 AM
Umm, uhhh, I don't do that! Nope! Not me! ;)
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JPMNICK
12-22-2003, 11:33 AM
Are you also one of those people who buy their cats presents on christmas and their birthday's?
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SuperClerk
12-22-2003, 11:36 AM
We bought this little Santa hat for my cat that has to be tied around his neck. I can't even get close enough to him to try to put it on him.
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Jennitalia
12-22-2003, 11:38 AM
Are you also one of those people who buy their cats presents on christmas and their birthday's?
Damn straight...and they each get their very own little stocking, too.
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dassal3399
12-22-2003, 11:39 AM
Are you one of those people that puts clothing on your cats?
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JPMNICK
12-22-2003, 11:41 AM
Are you also one of those people who buy their cats presents on christmas and their birthday's?
Damn straight...and they each get their very own little stocking, too.
Somehow, I just had a feeling ;)
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sr71blackbird
12-22-2003, 12:08 PM
My sisters the same way, drawing paw prints. She even one year rubbed her dogs paw in dirt and pressed it agaisnt the card, so thoughtful! Her cats, she spells the cats name out as if the cat did it, backwards letters and all different size. She had me dress up as santa and hold her animals for pictures for this years Christmas cards
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FUNKMAN
12-22-2003, 12:36 PM
nuthin wrong with givin out some kitty luv...
i think it's cute...
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dassal3399
12-22-2003, 12:36 PM
Damn a lot of sick people out there!
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MizzleTizzle
12-22-2003, 12:40 PM
This is just more proof that I'm going to end up being "the crazy cat woman."
I hope not. I live down by Jackson where that "Tiger Lady" kept all those tigers for years. They were just moved out after years of legal battle. So Don't Go There! First it's kitten's then cats, then the lynx, then cheetah's and then your place looks like a cross between Ace Ventura and Siegfried and Roy's place!
Wow you can sure tell it's the slow season for me...
furie
12-22-2003, 12:45 PM
Are you also one of those people who buy their cats presents on christmas and their birthday's?
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My wife does this. she wants to have their picture taken with santa too.
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high fly
12-22-2003, 01:05 PM
Please thank your cat for that, er, ahh, lovely tie it picked out for me.
It's uhh, really nice (gag).
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12-22-2003, 01:38 PM
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Kewlkat
12-22-2003, 02:34 PM
Sometimes I'll even draw little paw prints on the card.
Just when I thought it couldnt get any worse......you know you have gone off the deep end when u start drawing paw prints, especially if the paw print is their signature. And being a kat myself, I totally hate it when this happens.
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high fly
12-22-2003, 02:35 PM
I go old school and dip their paws in paint...
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12-22-2003, 03:45 PM
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fluffernutter
12-22-2003, 04:12 PM
Since I will never have a family of my own, I am guilty of this too. These guys are my family. (http://www.pleaseforgetme.com/ChristmasCard2003.spl)
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JustJon
12-23-2003, 08:07 AM
The insanity wouldn't be so bad if I got extra presents "from the cats"
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DJEvelEd
12-23-2003, 08:28 AM
Dear Froggy, Darla, & Kapona,
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
Love Curly & Buckwheat
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Jennitalia
12-23-2003, 08:52 AM
I was just wrapping my cats presents in the living room to put in their stockings, and Doodle came out of my bedroom. I quickly threw myself on top of the presents so she wouldn't see them.
The insanity wouldn't be so bad if I got extra presents "from the cats"
Last year you got one thing from Marcelli, and another thing from Doodle. It said so on the Xmas tags, you fool.
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Justice4all
12-23-2003, 10:47 AM
Ya know I can't knock someone who has great love for their pets. I miss my dogs and Xmas makes me realize it more.
Jen, maybe if you outline their paws on the card? I know that was done with my pups one year.
Hope Santa brings them some extra nip in the stockings this year.
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high fly
12-23-2003, 02:48 PM
One of my cats joined a Yakuza and came home with one toe chopped off.
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swiss miss
01-01-2004, 02:44 PM
lilly and ozzy grace all my cards and letters as well, glad to see all those cat people out there!!!!!
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UnusualKiss
01-01-2004, 03:55 PM
Guess I'm guilty of being crazy too. I sign my dogs (3) names on our Cristmas cards, get them presents, and put them in thier own stockings.
We even celebrate their birthdays. They get steak for dinner, and ice cream, usually a cone from dairy queen, for dessert. No, we don't have parties for them.
Love my doggies...
East Side Dave
01-01-2004, 04:44 PM
I sign my doggies' names (lil' Jeff Dahmer East Side, lil' Teddy Bundy East Side) to my Christmas cards and my dad's death certificate! Ruff, ruff!
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high fly
01-03-2004, 10:34 AM
Years ago, one of my cats died. I didn't want to tell anybody ( believe me, I had my reasons); so what I did was cut off one of his paws before I buried him and for months signed cards with the paw dipped in paint.
Heh heh heh, no one ever got wise to me....
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