View Full Version : everyone has a talent
CrazyClare
12-19-2003, 08:27 PM
whats yours?
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Snoogans
12-19-2003, 08:29 PM
singing and making people laugh
no matter how dumb i look doin it
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TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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Gmann
12-19-2003, 08:44 PM
I have a high alcohol tolerance. A very high alcohol tolerance.......
And I think Im pretty witty and funny.
JohnnyCash
12-19-2003, 08:51 PM
I make a kick-ass grilled cheese.
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Johnathan H Christ
12-19-2003, 08:55 PM
i can tape all your buns together... jesus is this the gayest thing ever.
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serVice
12-19-2003, 09:32 PM
i can assure you, not everyone has a talent. Either that or mine has found a damn good hiding spot.
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Steels
12-19-2003, 10:54 PM
13 inches.
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PanterA
12-19-2003, 10:59 PM
I figure skate
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monsterone
12-19-2003, 11:03 PM
i cracked pants in the knees with a tire iron
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Snoogans
12-19-2003, 11:06 PM
13 inches.
yea i forgot to mention im the pope, jesus, the virgin mary, and pete maravich
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TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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Steels
12-19-2003, 11:08 PM
You forgot Dirk's one thing he was blessed with in life as well.
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IrishAlkey
12-19-2003, 11:34 PM
I'm not violent.
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SilentSpic
12-20-2003, 12:31 AM
I have a high alcohol tolerance. A very high alcohol tolerance.......
And I think Im pretty witty and funny.
and I bet that makes you cool, right?
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Steels
12-20-2003, 12:38 AM
and I bet that makes you cool, right?
On this board my Aunt Matilda would be cool.
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DESERTEAGLE.50
12-20-2003, 12:48 AM
I have a talent, too.
I can say 1.21 jigawatts, Marty, at all the appropriate times.
Minus this one.
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Reephdweller
12-20-2003, 02:59 AM
I'm a Heisman Trophy winner
got that shit on eBay!
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DJEvelEd
12-20-2003, 03:52 AM
I won a Nobel Prize in Physics and can shit on command.
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12-20-2003, 07:06 AM
I can make kittens cry without even touching them...
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12-20-2003, 07:21 AM
I can fold my penis in half
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reeshy
12-20-2003, 07:27 AM
I can touch my chin to my scrote!!!!
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FUNKMAN
12-20-2003, 07:29 AM
13 1/4 inches
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jocefus
12-20-2003, 07:46 AM
sing, play guitar and bake
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12-20-2003, 08:18 AM
I know all the best bathrooms in New York City.
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12-20-2003, 08:19 AM
I can read.
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Johnny Fontane
12-20-2003, 08:25 AM
I don't wet my bed or crap my pants.
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dingo
12-20-2003, 08:32 AM
i can fit my fist in my mouth
and tie cherry stems into knots with my tounge
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SatCam
12-20-2003, 08:40 AM
oh oh here's one... I can speak Pig Latin and spell my name in Sign Language.
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MizzleTizzle
12-20-2003, 09:09 AM
13 inches.
Ani DeFranco me all you want, but the joke is a propos...
Q: What 13 inches long and white?
A: Nothing.
Gmann
12-20-2003, 03:27 PM
I have a high alcohol tolerance. A very high alcohol tolerance.......
And I think Im pretty witty and funny.
and I bet that makes you cool, right?
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yeah....someday I hope to shrink down and be just like you
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12-20-2003, 03:44 PM
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irishkb
12-20-2003, 04:17 PM
i can count to 10 all by myself.
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monsterone
12-20-2003, 04:21 PM
I know all the best bathrooms in New York City.
especially in the village.
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Butters
12-21-2003, 02:03 PM
i know 1 out of every 5 people in my family
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JustJon
12-21-2003, 02:39 PM
I can tell you the name of a movie from catching a few seconds of it on cable.
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12-21-2003, 05:39 PM
I taught David Blaine all the magic tricks he knows.
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monsterone
12-21-2003, 06:46 PM
I taught David Blaine all the magic tricks he knows.
and you consider that talent? sitting and standing, how do you do it?
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Late2party
12-21-2003, 07:48 PM
I can spell like a sonofabitch.
-Wendell
Oh, and I also know what shit means. Antidisestablishmentarianism refers to the efforts of republicans to dethrone the English monarch from the 'Defender of the Faith', um, throne and turn towards the 'separation of Church and State' that Jefferson envisioned.
So there.
-Wendell
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Jennitalia
12-22-2003, 05:16 AM
I can tell you the name of a movie from catching a few seconds of it on cable.
Me too, only with Brady Bunch and Little House on the Prairie episodes.
Also, I'm good at sucking the penis.
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Gmann
12-22-2003, 07:23 AM
Jenns post just made me hate Jon
JohnnyCash
12-22-2003, 08:07 AM
Jenns post just made me hate Jon
Yeah, but doesnt it make you love Jen?
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JustJon
12-22-2003, 08:23 AM
Jenns post just made me hate Jon
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high fly
12-22-2003, 11:06 AM
Ambidextrous masterbater here, folks.
" and they ask me why I drink"
dassal3399
12-22-2003, 11:07 AM
I'm a very funny guy.
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dassal3399
12-22-2003, 11:14 AM
I also smoke weed really well.
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Hottub
12-22-2003, 11:31 AM
I'm a Heisman Trophy winner
And can murder 2 people and not go to jail.
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dassal3399
12-22-2003, 11:34 AM
I could also drink like a fish.
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I know how to make balloon animals.
And I can make people laugh in any situation.
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high fly
12-22-2003, 12:25 PM
You ought to see my dig a hole under the fence to get away...
Toss a tennis ball just right, and I can catch it in my mouth...
" and they ask me why I drink"
dassal3399
12-22-2003, 12:26 PM
i could drive really really fast with my car, does that count as a talent?
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MizzleTizzle
12-22-2003, 12:33 PM
Also, I'm good at sucking the penis.
Wow, that's doctor-style clinical. Zero wood potential. Damn!
And who has 'the' penis? ;)
high fly
12-22-2003, 12:40 PM
(no shit)
I can hawk a loogee over 30 feet.
" and they ask me why I drink"
i am the best at madden 2004
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