Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-27-2001, 05:26 PM
Mine was a piece of *s* 1974
Ford Mustang-- and I don't
mean the cool Mustang. 1974
was the first year they made
these crappy little
four-cylinder numbers. It was
so weak that when I had to
drive a friend home who lived
on a big hill, I had to drop
people off at the bottom and
then pick them up later! And
instead of a horn there were
two exposed wires you had to
put together to honk. It was
really cool at night to see a
blue glow come from behind the
windshield. My dad "fixed"
that situation by installin a
doorbell button to the
steering wheel. When you
wanted to honk you just
pressed the button.
The next car was a '78 Toyota
Corolla-- awesome car but the
body sucked ass. The bottom
completely rotted out.
We now have a '92 Hyundai
Excel Hatchback. Standard
transmission, no power
steering, no power brakes, no
power NOTHING! At least I'm
finally moving up: At least I
owned a car in the same decade
it was built!
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Ford Mustang-- and I don't
mean the cool Mustang. 1974
was the first year they made
these crappy little
four-cylinder numbers. It was
so weak that when I had to
drive a friend home who lived
on a big hill, I had to drop
people off at the bottom and
then pick them up later! And
instead of a horn there were
two exposed wires you had to
put together to honk. It was
really cool at night to see a
blue glow come from behind the
windshield. My dad "fixed"
that situation by installin a
doorbell button to the
steering wheel. When you
wanted to honk you just
pressed the button.
The next car was a '78 Toyota
Corolla-- awesome car but the
body sucked ass. The bottom
completely rotted out.
We now have a '92 Hyundai
Excel Hatchback. Standard
transmission, no power
steering, no power brakes, no
power NOTHING! At least I'm
finally moving up: At least I
owned a car in the same decade
it was built!
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