Horrid Booze

[high fly]

Stuff you used to drink that's so bad you're embarrassed to admit it now.


From a rather long list, I'll start it off with:

Malt Duck.


Fizzy and sweet, before I got a good taste for beer, I used to slug this stuff down like crazy....

" and they ask me why I drink"

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crazy horse



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[Jennitalia]

oh yay, yet another thread about alcohol

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[Jack_Doff]

I loved Crazy Horse back in the day and still do. My favorite memory regarding it was getting a girl to stick a bottle of it between her legs and jump around the room, "Riding the Crazy Horse." (Think kid on a broom horse.

My entry: Golden Anniversary. Now that I have more than 4.99 to put down for a case of beer, I don't need to chew this swill down anymore.

[saveopieanthony.net]

american light

st ides

there was something called "nightwolf" or "nightowl" or something that was absolutely horrid...2 cans for $1

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[saveopieanthony.net]

Magnum

Old E (obviously)

check out the link below..

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[furie]

A screaming Nazi:
a shot of Rumplemintz, Jagermiester, and Blackhaus

fucking sick.


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[KennethC]

Schmidt's Gay

Actually, I used to drink a lot of Hamm's. If you pronounce it with a soft "a," it sounds much more sophisticated.

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[Mike Teacher]

Milwaukee's Best

Carling Black Label

Reunite Lambrusco



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[high fly]

Mount Gay rum.


No shit. It's popular with people I sometimes sail with...

Not that it tastes bad or anything, but DAMN!





" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 12-16-03 @ 7:37 PM

[zoom2457]

Fire Water...

I used to drink this, but I would wake up and not remember anything that had happened. Not too good waking up next to someone you'd rather bite off your own arm than wake them up. Now that's ugly...

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[blancostupido]

ooof.....a case of Blatz beer one time.....but it was $2 a case
Southern Comfort is nasty

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[CrazyClare]

instead of using out intelligence and efforts for good, me and my best friend at 14 spent all our time trying to figure out how to obtain alcohol. We bought one of those beer home brewery kits, because since the product is not alcoholic yet, it can be sold to minors. We then brewed our own beer in my friends bathroom. It was terrible, but i cant lie and say we only made one batch.

[Wormwood]

crazy horse

The first time I got drunk I was 15 years old, it was with a 40 of Crazy Horse, great memories!

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[high fly]

. We then brewed our own beer in my friends bathroom. It was terrible, but i cant lie and say we only made one batch.



Genius, sheer genius.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

ooof.....a case of Blatz beer one time.....but it was $2 a case
Southern Comfort is nasty


Hahaha!

I visited my best friend who went to college in Poughkeepsie one weekend. We pooled our money together and had enough for a six of Lowenbrau and just enough left over for a six of Blatz. After 3 Lowenbraus, Blatz almost seemed palatable!

Southern Comfort is HORRID. I somehow acquired a half full "jug" of the crap after hanging out with some friends. It was the summer of 1988. I was about 20. My dad had just been diagnosed with stomach cancer. Me and same best friend went to our old middle school one evening with that bottle of SC and some OJ. We got obliterated! I was sicker than a dog the next day. How I survived my next day waitressing, I don't know!

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[serVice]

Steel Reserve and Silver Thunder. $1.25 for a forty of silver thunder plus you get the wonderful addition of having a rancid beer smell permeating from your pores. i used to buy one and fill a super big gulp cup from 7-11 with it and walk around red bank. Oh, the good old days.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

Utica Club - one of them made me queezy

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[EasyReader]

Cheap cheap cheap-ass peppermint schnapps, bought by someone's older brother, drunk right from the bottle. And we thought we ruled the sophomore class.


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[Bill From Yorktown]

cheap vodka and diet coke - reminds me of Scrooged with the Vodka and Tab - awful

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[Spank Daddy]

Shop-Rite brand Sambuca and Old German beer........it did it's job when I was 16, but that stuff would kill me now.

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[dingo]

Taquiza (sp) i don't know why we bought it more than once but we did and i still have a bottle of it in my fridge from years ago

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[Crippler]

When I was a freshman at Seton Hall (Christ...over 11 years ago) Meister Brau was the cheapest by the case at the local liquor stores (at least the ones you didn't have to risk your life going to...which makes it a very small list in lovely, downtown South Orange, NJ).

We used to have monthly "Meister-Madness" competitions. The stuff was so awful, puking was permitted, the winner was just the first dummy to force himself to down 24 cans of the golden potion.

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[TheMojoPin]

Little Syd's gin & juice or rum punch.

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[East Side Dave]

You made that one up, Mojo.




Uncle Irv's Magic Grape Ball.

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[TheMojoPin]

Swear to Baal I did not. I've only ever seen it at the "urban" liquor stores around me when I lived down in Norfolk, VA. for a couple years. And I only say "horrid" in how lowly and desperate drinking either must have seemed. I actually thought they were delicious and wonderful and beautiful and I would have married them if I could have done so legally.

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[Freakshow]

The only thing I used to drink that I don't anymore is Red Dog. And everyone used to drink Honey Brown, which I couldn't stand. But i'm not one to say no when offered a beer.

Also, I like Southern Comfort, but then maybe i've just not normal.



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[high fly]

and just who the fuck was/is "Mr. Boston?"




" and they ask me why I drink"

[East Side Dave]

I actually thought they were delicious and wonderful and beautiful and I would have married them if I could have done so legally.


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and just who the fuck was/is "Mr. Boston?"


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[monsterone]

there was nothing like oh yeah punch aka monsterone's love, in college-

a mag of 10 high whiskey
several different kinds of kool-aide
all thrown into a large pot

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[Ralphy Ramone]

Vermouth....I thought it tasted like Pepsi.

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[walking joint]

Milwakees Best...though for some reason i was okay with Milwakees Best light..it became a psychological thing

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[high fly]

I always wanted to go into the ABC store and ask loudly: "Hey, where's the George DICK-el?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Borne Too Loose]

King Cobra and Leriuex Peppermint Schnapps.

'nuff said.

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[reeshy]

This shit I've only found in Conn.....Graves...it's 100 proof alcohol...legalized moonshine...it'll rip you a new one, for sure!!!! Make sure you bring a seeing-eye dog with you!!!

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[billyio]

Fire Water...

I used to drink this, but I would wake up and not remember anything that had happened."

I'll agree with this one. I passed out on my friend's patio and completely blacked out.

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[Justice4all]

oh yay, yet another thread about alcohol




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[DeltaPin]

Mad Dog 20/20
Night Train
Private Stock Malt Liquor
Stegmeyer (sp) Beer

No problem with Southern Comfort, but it wouldn't be my one of my top choices in the whiskey/bourbon genre.

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