noises or sounds that 'bug ya'?...

[FUNKMAN]

Was driving the other day and there was a 'slight mist' coming down and it was just enough to impair my vision but not enough to make the wiper blade move smoothly across the windshield. So you get the annoying 'dry windshield/wiper blade dull screeching' sound. Maybe i need new blades?

Also when i watch TV and an actor or actress is talking with their mouth full or at certain times when someone is tapping on something with their hand, foot, or while holding a key or pen.

So, what kind of noises 'bug ya'?

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[A.J.]

When people use nail clippers.

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[dingo]

when i hear the beeps of my door and know that a customer is coming in

and the windsheild wiper thing too

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[Melrapuo]

The weird squeaking noises that come from my parent's room at night. It really bugs the hell outta me.

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[Tazz]

The rumbling groan that comes from truck air breaks when they decelerate on the highway.

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[Jack_Doff]

I'm deathly afraid of the old nails on the chalkboard thing. As a semi-professional student, I dread being in classrooms while the teacher is writing on the board. The funny part is that when I hear that noise, it doesn't bother me that much. It's the anticipation/fear of hearing it that makes me squirm to the point of having to leave the room.

That, and Justin Timberlake keening.

[Hottub]

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I can deal with nails on a chalkboard, but I CANNOT tolerate the sound of something scraping against a window screen. It sends chills down my spine.

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[Jennitalia]

when people crack their necks...that drived me batty!

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Anyone with sometype of weird voice impairment or accent.

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this one drives me crazy when someone mountain with 2 t's in it they say Mount-tan working in a mountain bike shop i am shocked to hear so many people say it that way.

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[FUNKMAN]

at home it's the 'doors slammin' and the 'jumping down the stairs'... and when my wife puts the dishes and pots away while i'm watching tv...

the awfully loud motorcycles too...

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[high fly]

The noises the neighbors make having sex.
The bastards know I'm not getting any, so they do it extra loud, plus they narrate with raised voices too:
"She's giving me head now, High Fly!"
"Hoo-boy! Lookat her go!"










assholes.

" and they ask me why I drink"

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[Mike Teacher]

The sound that a Homeless Man's head makes when I hit him with a hammer. That's dull crack, and then the squish of brains and spray of blood. Which reminds me, gotta run to the basement...

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[Johnathan H Christ]

i find disturbing the sound of my own foamy poops after a hard nights drinking.

strippers with wet hacking coughs are a close second.

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[MHasegawa]

-Telephones, all of them.
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[high fly]

Especially the ones in the background of the police station on "Homicide: Life On the Streets".

" and they ask me why I drink"

[blancostupido]

At the end of Saturday Night Live, when the credits roll and everyone is waving their bye-byes, when the sax player hits those altissimo notes

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[high fly]

I hate when I'm gonna take a piss and when I pull out my bar, it makes the sound of a rusty door hinge opening...

" and they ask me why I drink"





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[Butters]

that noise when u hit a cat into the neighbors yard with a mace...DAMN that's annoying

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[zoom2457]

When someone is holding and grinding a paper napkin. It makes me want to run out into the street screaming.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[high fly]

That slight rustling sound the sun makes when it rises in the morning and I've got one BITCH of a hangover.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[sr71blackbird]

The "Nextel" noise. Hate it.

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[dingo]

the crinkle crinkle of a paper bag it reminds me of a mall restroom

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[Bob Impact]

The high pitched noise that really hard rain makes on frozen snow. UGH!

[FUNKMAN]

how about that noise you make when you press your tongue against the top of your mouth and then suck your tongue away... it's the 'your a jerk' or 'that was stupid' or "get the fuck out of here' sucking sound...

i remember my aunt giving me a good smack after i let out one of those...

how about the neighbors visitor who chooses to continually beep the car horn instead of walking the 10ft to ring the bell...

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The sound of children laughing.


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[high fly]

Muffled screams.

Don't they realize no one will hear them through that gag?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[East Side Dave]

The sound of chicken laughing.

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[high fly]

The sound of one hand slapping.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Katylina]

The sound of people kissing on TV. UGH!

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[FUNKMAN]

i used to hate the scraping sound of a metal spoon inside a metal pot...

or the sound of the plastic feetsies on your feetsie pajamas rubbing on the rug...

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i hate the entire soundtrack for madden 2004. i hate every last goddamned song.

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It's a toss-up between the annoying noise my computer makes when it's connecting to the web (yes, i have dial-up), and hearing Fran Drescler talking (I'd fuck her, but I HATE hearing her talk!)

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hearing Fran Drescler talking (I'd fuck her, but I HATE hearing her talk!)



there are 2 new old navy commercials- the one where she's an operator and one where she's strutting the streets. the second one is sooooooooooooooo hot. the second she opens her mouth, my erection actally inverts

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[FUNKMAN]

come to think of it the brothers voice in the Raymond sitcom, that deep voice bugs me...

is that his normal speaking voice?

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[UnusualKiss]

{how about the neighbors visitor who chooses to continually beep the car horn instead of walking the 10ft to ring the bell...}

For me it's the neighbor's daughter (our neighborhood baby factory), who brings all of her babies to dump on her mother at all hours of the day and night, and is too damned lazy to get out of her car, she sits and honks and screams at her mother to hurry up. Pisses me off when she does it at 11 at night when my kids are trying to get some sleep!!

The other one that makes me insane is our nextdoor neighbors son, you can hear the bass in his truck a block away and when he parks in Mom and Dad's driveway, which is 10 feet from my bedroom wall, my walls and windows shake, he doesn't care if it's 6 in the morning or midnight.

I need to move! :)

[JohnnyCash]

the sound of my chick's mothers voice... Just shut up already.

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[WhistlePig]

I think I'm hypersensitive to sounds because so many drive me mad!
I hate:
the sound of socked feet rubbing together
bass coming through the walls from someone else's stereo
any kind of snoring
running water on the other end of a phone (like someone washing dishes when you're trying to talk to them)
high-pitched squeals from computers/light bulbs going bad/unidentified sources

[furie]

people squeezing or twisting Styrofoam hurts my ears & teeth

[Fallon]

The screen door at my house squeaks so loud, but it's good to have so I know if the mail has come or if my niece or nephew ran outside. It's the worst sound in the world.

[spoon]

girls filing their nails.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

The sound of a cat puking.

[DolaMight]

Any food that makes a moosh sound and voices in my head.

[ScottFromGA]

the sound of pouring liquid.....cant remember which commercial it was, but the sound always annoyed the shit out of me....


fuck i wish i could think of it!!! Coca-cola I think...

[Ritalin]

I'm really sensitive to sound, and I wish I wasn't.

I can't stand the sound of someone else eating. If someone in a room is eating potato chips I have to leave the room. Same with chewing ice, salads, anything.

I also can't stand it when I'm on the subway and I can just barely hear the music in someone's earbuds or headphones. Sometimes you can hear music from someone's Ipod halfway across the car.

Makes me nuts.

[MHasegawa]

car horns are one of the most aggravating noises ive ever heard

[Heather 8]

I also can't stand it when I'm on the subway and I can just barely hear the music in someone's earbuds or headphones. Sometimes you can hear music from someone's Ipod halfway across the car.

Makes me nuts.

A world of ditto. My cubicle "buddy" has her headphones on so loud that I can hear them when I have my headphones on.

Also, the old dude downstairs has Fox News on full blast till midnight. You're not that fucking deaf, dude, so I can only think you're trying to make us switch parties. Bill O'Reilly at 100 decibels* is not the way to go about it, dear.

*a slight exaggeration... but really slight

[Bulldogcakes]

Japanese and Middle Eastern music. Japanese music is too tinny, and M E music sounds like you have a fever.

[Leticia]

Cockstrong and I live on the first floor of an apartment building.

At first I was the only person to hear this sound but one night I made him listen for it for crazy long until he heard it.

At night there is this buzz. Like someone's cell phone is on vibrate and it rings once EVERY 20 SECONDS. There's literally a buzz every few seconds.

We spent a whole night trying to figure out where it was coming from and can't do it. Our only guess is tat it's coming from inside the wall, and it's got to do with some kind of electricalthing or plumbing...

Soooo annoying.

[IamPixie]

take the batteries outta that damn vibrator.



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[Dash77]

The noise a fork makes scraping across teeth when someone eats.

[joethebartender]

Styrofoam is my kryptonite. Squeeks and cutting styrofoam like tyvek make me cringe.

[FUNKMAN]

how about your own heartbeat sometimes when you're trying to sleep and your ear is pressed against the pillow and it sounds real loud?

or when someone hits the "Panic" button on their keyless remote instead of the "Open" button. it's not right...:smile:

[Team_Ramrod]

Reliving the feeling of a cardboard cut in my mind is the worst feeling ever, it trumps any nail-on-chalkboard sound ever created... That and hearing my chick say "NO" when I go for the ass

[PapaBear]

People eating on the phone, and rustling candy packages in the theater.

The worst sound I ever heard only happened once. I used to shoot a compound bow. I didn't have any hay bails to use as a backstop, so I used a giant cube of styrofoam. When I pulled the aluminum arrows out of the foam block, the sound was like a million fingers on chalkboards.

[Leticia]

The noise a fork makes scraping across teeth when someone eats.

Ahhh. I hate that noise! I have a filling in every tooth and the sound of metal against teeth or other metals just hurts me.

[Snacks]

People eating on the phone, and rustling candy packages in the theater.

The worst sound I ever heard only happened once. I used to shoot a compound bow. I didn't have any hay bails to use as a backstop, so I used a giant cube of styrofoam. When I pulled the aluminum arrows out of the foam block, the sound was like a million fingers on chalkboards.

There is nothing I hate more in life then the sound of styrofoam.

Snoring is also annoying.