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Snoogans
12-15-2003, 05:55 PM
i just ate an entire large pizza, 6 garlic knots, and 10 buffalo wings with a snapple in about a half an hour

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Death Metal Moe
12-15-2003, 05:56 PM
There is no way I could eat all that.

You are insane!

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Tall_James
12-15-2003, 05:56 PM
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12-15-2003, 05:57 PM
Was it a Diet Snapple?


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sr71blackbird
12-15-2003, 05:58 PM
A whole pizza?? Whats the matter with you? My cousin use to do that, hed order it cut in half, not individually sliced. Hed fold it in half and eat it like that. He weighed like 400 lbs! Your thin, right?

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Snoogans
12-15-2003, 05:58 PM
no it was snapple mango madness

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Snoogans
12-15-2003, 05:59 PM
yea im about 5'8 165


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walking joint
12-15-2003, 05:59 PM
6 garlic knots...you will need to smoke a ton of weed to hide that.

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sr71blackbird
12-15-2003, 06:00 PM
Snoogans at 2 am
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DESERTEAGLE.50
12-15-2003, 06:01 PM
give me a bucket, Im gonna frow upsh

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Snoogans
12-15-2003, 06:02 PM
yo man that is fuckin nasty, edit that out please.
and damn i cant believe no one else ever ate an entire pizza before, its not that hard

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DJEvelEd
12-15-2003, 06:03 PM
You coulda shared half your pizza & half that dutchie you maniac. You deserve all the diarrea you get.










What! No pie?






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Tall_James
12-15-2003, 06:04 PM
no it was snapple mango madness

Sissy.


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12-15-2003, 06:06 PM
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Snoogans
12-15-2003, 06:07 PM
yo whatever man, mangos are the shit and mango madness is the shit. top 3 snapples:
Lemon Iced Tea
Mango Madness
Kiwi Strawberry- yes i mean that

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Tall_James
12-15-2003, 06:10 PM
yo whatever man

Just ribbing you my gluttonous pal!


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Snoogans
12-15-2003, 06:11 PM
i know james. you think if i was serious, i would say yo whatever man

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sr71blackbird
12-15-2003, 06:23 PM
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dizzy..dizzyyyyyyy.....

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sr71blackbird
12-15-2003, 06:30 PM
A drunk guy gets into the back seat of a taxi and says to the driver;
Hey buddy! You got room up (hic) front for three six packs and a pizza?
The driver says; Sure!
The guy goes.... Bleeeeeeaaaghhhhhh!!!!

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TooCute
12-15-2003, 06:30 PM
I'm with ya.

I just ate three natural casing sabretts franks that I smothered in 1 lb of 75% fat ground beef (ok, you ever try actually letting all the fat render off? that is a shit load of fat, it's fucking NASTY. My bowl (yeah bowl it was too greasy for a plate) has about 3/4 inch of grease pooled in the bottom) that I seasoned w/chili powder, with about a cup of shredded cheddar and colby cheeses, guacamole, sour cream and chipotle salsa.

After I had about 2 cups of cream of turnip/leek soup.

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sr71blackbird
12-15-2003, 06:39 PM
hoofah!!!

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Steels
12-15-2003, 06:40 PM
I just made and ate a chicken cutlet parm with red wine, sting beans with fresh ground ginger and peanut sauce, and roasted garlic and butter Italian bread. I will top this off with a lemon flavored "Marino" Italian ice.

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Snoogans
12-15-2003, 06:47 PM
so what should i get to eat on my way home from work

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12-15-2003, 06:49 PM
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Steels
12-15-2003, 06:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Snoogans
12-15-2003, 06:54 PM
i was thinkin either white castle or burger king
and that was pretty funny sr

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-15-03 @ 10:55 PM

EQ
12-15-2003, 07:16 PM
* Don't forget to have some Sorbet to cleanse your palette - before you stop at White Castle and start over.







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Steels
12-15-2003, 07:45 PM
You are gonna go all the way up 59 to get Whitey's?

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Snoogans
12-15-2003, 07:46 PM
yea i thought about that and decided on burger king, being it was at my exit and all. fuckin goddamn white castles

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Justice4all
12-16-2003, 01:06 AM
i just ate an entire large pizza, 6 garlic knots, and 10 buffalo wings with a snapple in about a half an hour



Don't it suck when you get a killer munchie attack?

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Mike Teacher
12-16-2003, 01:22 AM
Oh back in college? No problem. I was so poor [and stoned] I wasnt sure what my next meal would be, so if the food was there I could put that down, but If I did that now... whoa.

I've had munchies so bad it's like:

"Ok, I'm pretty zoned right now and I'm 3/4 of the way through this box of Entennman's Chocolate Chip Cookies; and my stomach is really full, and I'm not really hungry anymore but God Damn these taste good and I can't stop shoving just one more of these babies down."

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TheMojoPin
12-16-2003, 10:48 AM
I feel like a Fresca.

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Hottub
12-16-2003, 10:55 AM
I cant believe no one else ever ate an entire pizza before, its not that hard


Especially if it's one of those faggy Kinchley's pizzas. I could eat 2 of those pies. They are good as hell. (fried ravioli, too!)

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high fly
12-16-2003, 11:20 AM
Right down the street is a pizzaria selling large 1-toppings for $5.00. If I get one, I gotta eat the whole thing, and sadly, have had to give them up.

Back in the day, my best friend and I would hit the Pizza Hut on All-You-Can-Eat nights and duel.
The final score was usually something like:
High Fly: 34 slices
Mike: 36 slices

At 5-11, 6-0, and 150-160 lbs, I used to also eat a box of cereal at one sitting.
It was fun, disgusting my mother by pulling out a huge mixing bowl, milk and sugar, and then dumping the whole box of cereal into the bowl.
My personal record was once downing a box of Corn Chex and a box of Rice Chex in one sitting.


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SatCam
12-16-2003, 11:30 AM
What kind of milk?

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high fly
12-16-2003, 11:32 AM
Whole, baby.



Ever have Cocoa Puffs with chocolate milk?
Now that's good eatin'.



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12-16-2003, 12:01 PM
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SatCam
12-16-2003, 12:06 PM
Whole, baby.

You might as well had fed the cow the cereal and sucked straight from the utters.

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high fly
12-16-2003, 12:17 PM
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Whole, baby.

You might as well had fed the cow the cereal and sucked straight from the utters.



Close, but not quite.

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wilee
12-16-2003, 12:22 PM
Just wait until your metabolism crashes. Then you blow up like a balloon trying stuff like that.

I used to be able to eat like that until I hit about 25. I was still in the habit of taking large portions, but I didn't burn it off as I was mostly sitting down at work (in front of a television switcher, you don't get much time to move around). I eventually reached 250-260. I got down to the 230's and hung there for a few years. I'm now down to 205, on my way to the recommended 196 for my height.

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