Funny Line

[curtoid]

Tonight on MALCOLM, the dad had some scheme to make some money, and Malcolm said he would be in, and then the other brother said he would do, and then added, " I was going to invest my money with this Nigerian General that's been sending me e-mails..."

The line would have cracked me up anyway, but I found it especially funny because I had just received another one of those missives about 30 seconds before that scene.

Creepy! Yet amusing.

[KOP]

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't like that show, but if I had heard it I would have laughed too. We've all received many of those shitty mails.

I'd like to know if anyone ever fell for it.

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[Snoogans]

why is that funny. that prince guy from nigera hooked me up with 900k

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The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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[Snoogans]

and moe, if you get it more than once, then people fell for it

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TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[A.J.]

The 419 Fraud...You've all Seen it (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/34787/page/The_419_Fraud___You_ve_all_Seen_it.htm)

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[Mike Teacher]

About the 276th time I got one of those I say, screw it, i'll run with it, so I wrote an email all about how amazing this all was, as I have an account, and I sent it out thinking nothing and holy shit the people are emailing me back saying how urgent it is to get the money across soon, so I'm agreeing with them in the emails, but start throwing in the weirdness:

'Yes I would very much like to be getting this money even though we both know that this is total bullshit.' and then continue on. And that sentence would be ignored, along with the next plea. I kept giving them a bit more [false] information about myself [can you tell I was between jobs?] and my bank account, and they we're like sharks in bloody water.

I guess my final 'Do you know that I've been bullshitting you the whole time' email got to them, which is surprising considering how much utter bullshit I put in the others, like mr subliminal:

yes, you felcher I am interested still but need to get a phone number to call the police with, but Please let's make sure this happens you necrophiliac, but I'm still in need of...'

PS: Anyone know which of the "Paris Exposed" free sites are the best? I got an invite to one, they said it's free, just need to sign in with my email passwords and credit card info as a formality.

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[Death Metal Moe]

PS: Anyone know which of the "Paris Exposed" free sites are the best? I got an invite to one, they said it's free, just need to sign in with my email passwords and credit card info as a formality.


It's the same one that can grow an extra 4 inches on your penis size. And that's not length, that's AROUND!

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[curtoid]

It's the same one that can grow an extra 4 inches on your penis size. And that's not length, that's AROUND!

WOOOOA! NELLY! Jus' like a soda can! Just wait until I show Ma and Pa what I GOT FOR Crip'Mas!

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[KOP]