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[SatCam]

Many people in my family enjoy this show. I do not. Since it's commonly in the background every saturday and sunday, I think it's just an instict to watch. NOTHING can make me cringe more than this show. First of all, half the videos they show are not funny and obviously staged by the people. The other half are just painful to watch. People with heads stuck in jars, people falling off roofs, people crashing into trees at 30mph on skis. None of that stuff is funny. It just hurts my genitals.
I can't stand this show. I wish I could hit my TV with an anvil.

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[Melrapuo]

I can't stand this show. I wish I could hit my TV with an anvil.


Well, I think you should contact this guy:

http://voyages.objectifterre.org/michoacan/coyote-guerra/wile12.jpg

He knows the people to call for that sorta thing.

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[Johnny4]

As I remarked to my wife earlier in the day. CBS preempts 60 minutes for Saddam coverage, NBC preempts Christmas Vacation (the best of the vacation movies) and fuckin' ABC leaves on AFHV. Way to go Disney!

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[Death Metal Moe]

And you thought it couldn't get any WORSE than Sagat!

THINK AGAIN!

But NOTHING is worse than the asshole who hosts the video show on Animal Planet.

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[TheKnicks23]

Well I don't mind the concept of the show: people falling from various places/getting hit in the nuts/and getting hit with many objects.

But I can't watch the show because stupid babys always win. Sorry to tell everyone, but a baby making a noise isn't hilarious.

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[Fallon]

Kid getting run over by train is the best one ever.

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[JustJon]

And you thought it couldn't get any WORSE than Sagat!

THINK AGAIN!
That's right, because after you beat Sagat, you still have to face M. Bison.



And the winner is... man getting hit in groin with football.

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[wilee]

I can't stand this show. I wish I could hit my TV with an anvil.


Well, I think you should contact this guy:

http://voyages.objectifterre.org/michoacan/coyote-guerra/wile12.jpg

He knows the people to call for that sorta thing.



Sorry, I got out of that line of work a while ago. I still have some phone numbers, though.

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