How gay am I...

[Johnny Fontane]

...to be watching a "reality" show called "Single In The City" on the WE channel (Women's Entertainment) when any heterosexual man would be watching football and eating hot wings?

I guess there is some hetero basis for watching this show - it has hot chicks. But they're so annoying and full of shit. There is this one girl that they describe as a "high-powered" attorney who is on hiatus from practicing law to explore new things like a music career and perhaps finding a man.

Now I don't know shit about most things, but I sure as hell know who the high powered lawyers in New York are, how they look, and how they act. And she's no high powered lawyer. She probably never even passed the bar exam.

Edit: I'm now watching the Jets-Steelers playing in the snow. And I ate a spoonful of crunchy peanut butter for no apparent reason. I might even scratch my balls at any moment. I'm straight.

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This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 12-14-03 @ 3:39 PM

[reeshy]

Ask SatCam!! He knows how to measure gayness!!

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[Snoogans]

there is a channel called women's entertainment?

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[Tall_James]

You're not gay if at some point you ran a batch during the show.

As long as it wasn't during the Chunky Soup commercial with Michael Strahan.


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[Def Dave in SC]

Faggot

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[Snoogans]

As long as it wasn't during the Chunky Soup commercial with Michael Strahan.

what if its the snickers one?

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

I saw about 10 minutes of this show. it seems that all the women on this show are pompous bitches who will still be single at age 45 going out for cosmos

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[SatCam]

Is the gay scale based against me, or just basic gayness?

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[Snoogans]

How gay am I...


can you say Ricky Martin

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[sr71blackbird]

You know, no one knows how many pianos Liberace had......

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[sr71blackbird]

Only thing we know for sure is...
He had organs up the ass!



Baaa rumm dum

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[kc7586]

ur gaie-er than elton johns fanny pack

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[FUNKMAN]

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 12-14-03 @ 8:20 PM