*SHOCKING*Butt Picking Story*SHOCKING*

[DJEvelEd]

I was all bundled up walking down Broadway when my ass got itchy. I had gloves on, so I would have had to stop and take my gloves off to really dig where I needed to dig. There were ALOT of people around and I didn't want to make it obvious that I was digging in my ass. My solution was to push out, so my bowels moved alittle and a turtle head popped out. I sucked it back in and pushed it out again. I relieved my itch without using my hands or breaking stride. I wear baggy pants with no underwear so there's no worry for schmearing. This method got me out of a very embarassing jam today.

What do you do to scratch your ass/private areas so that nobody knows what you are doing?

[SatCam]

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[mikeyboy]

Let's see...Ed posts something designed to shock. Other posters react with messages that, in one way or another, that his original shock post.

Is it summer rerun time already? I've already seen this episode about a dozen times.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm more of a prick than mikey.

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