Final 'Rings' Has Many Endings

[Reephdweller]

This is pretty interesting that the Return of The King will have 12 endings in it. I can't wait for this to be out!

"Unable to settle on a finale among the many farewells and epilogues in J.R.R. Tolkien's text, director Jackson decided to use them all.

The result is an endless parade of false endings that will give you a great lower back workout as you rise from your theater seat thinking things are finally over, then settle back in for the next prolonged addendum. "

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&ncid=529&e=6&u=/ap/20031211/ap_en_mo/film_review_lord_of_the_rings_4

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[Jack_Doff]

If it really is a ring, there is no ending, much as there is no beginning.

[JustJon]

I hear that at the end of this movie, your cell phone is going to ring and the voice on the other end will say you'll die in 7 days.

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[HBox]

I heard that at the end we find out that everybody was really dead.

No, I'm sorry. We actually find out that all they needed to kill Sauron was water.

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[Reephdweller]

I heard in the end it was Professor Plum in the study with candle stick.

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[Jack_Doff]

Frodo dies calling out for Rosebud, which is really his sled.

[Teenweek]

I heard in the end it was all a dream and frodo comes out of the shower with sam.

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[Reephdweller]

I heard in one of the endings Frodo wakes up next to Bob Newhart and they find out the whole thing was just a dream.

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[Freakshow]

At the end Frodo finally arrives to destroy the ring only to see the Statue of Liberty.

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[curtoid]

I heard that at the end it was all a dream of a little autistic boy with a snow globe.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

I heard that Frodo gets his hand cut off and we find out that Sauron is his father.

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[Teenweek]

I heard in the end Frodo recruits Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to save Middle Earth br drilling a big hole in the mountain

[Jack_Doff]

Frodo breaks up with Sam after they win a Golden Globe for writing Good Will Hunting. He then proposes to J. Lo with the ring, they get married, then divorced, she sells the ring to a pawn shop for 20 bucks and a guitar with four strings.

[dingo]

Isn't Frodo a lesiben hitman that is strangley attracted to Ben Afleck (i'm sorry that all i could come up with based on the fact that no one has ever seen Gilie, so no one has any clue what happen in that movie)

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[curtoid]

One of the endings has Frodo telling Sam that they will always have Paris, before he boards a plane and flies off.

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[gypsy]

The nerds will shed a lot of tears as all the ending occur.

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[Tall_James]

While Frodo's nephew is being baptised, he kills off all of his rivals and shoots Moe Greene in the eye.


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[Furtherman]

I heard Frodo gets drunk, kills Gene Hackman and then tells eveyone to bury his friend Sam right or "I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-bitches!"

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[curtoid]

Frodo storms off, just as Sam has finally come to his senses...when Sam asks Frodo what will happen to him, Frodo says, "Frankly my dear Hobbit...I don't give a damn!" And he leaves!

BUT! It leaves it open for a sequel as Sam claims that tomorrow is another day!

[KOP]

[Jack_Doff]

After the ring leads Frodo to fight him and others in bar basements and lead a bunch of guys on a mission of mayhem, we get the shocking news that Frodo and the Ring are the same person. Frodo must fight against the new society he's created and the actions he took as the ring to save Middle Earth's credit industry and in the end win the woman he loves, Sam.

[mikeyboy]

All of the parties to the quest realize that, after all, each one of them is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Lords of the Rings.

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[TooCute]

I heard that Aragorn is really a WOMAN!

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[TooCute]

I heard that at the end we see Legolas yelling, "Lembas IS ELVES!"

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I heard that Aragorn is really a WOMAN!


Someone's sittin' on a secret!

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[TooCute]

At the end of the movie, Frodo figures out the Sam was actually brainwashed by Sauron and just as he sees Sam is about to shoot the candidate for Mayor of the Shire, Sam actually turns and shoots his mom, Angela Lansbury!!!

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