The Hebrew Hammer

[DarkHippie]

"gimme a manichevitz, straight up"

this was the funniest fuckin movie. i laughed till I plotzed. it was so dead on with the jewish jokes that only other jews will get. and nora dunn was perfect in her recreation of my Mom.

btw: my uncle is an extra in the underground railroad scene. He's the egyption whipping the jew, saying "work, slave" or something



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[ag]

saw parts if that movie, it looked really good. Thats the same guy who played in Dazed and Confused. PLays a really good jew in the hebrew hammer

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[WintersEmbers]

I thought it was hysterical, and im glad im not the only one that watched it...Adam Goldberg was just amazing, no other way to describe it.

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[TheMojoPin]

Fantastically funny without being cheap and cruel and stupid. The weird thing is, it's getting limited release in theaters AFTER it airs on Comedy Central...

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[JohnnyCash]

I missed it.Its a good thing they will replay it 100 times. Looks damn funny though.

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[DarkHippie]

This is where I take my Hora

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[Contra]

I thought it was very funny as well. I was laughing the entire time. I didn't think it was going to be that good, I enjoyed it.

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[KillOReilly]

Will they be replaying it? or will they hold off for the theatrical release? (how weird is that? all backwards)

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[JustJon]

tvguide.com says it's playing twice this sunday (10am and 8pm) and that's it.

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[Evilpete]

I wasn't impressed with it at all, It seemed to get boring after a while, and most of the jokes were too cheesey and predictable

BTW since when did the Jews get a sence of humor? I was waiting for all the Jewish organizations to protest and boycott all of Viacom's properties (and seeing Viacom's track record with this type of "outrage", they would have taken it off the air and fired all of the people behind it). So I guess it's the Catholics that can't take a joke huh?

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[Reephdweller]

I've got to see this. It looked very funny from the commercials.

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[DarkHippie]

since when did the Jews get a sence of humor?
If there's one thing 2000 years of persecution can give you, its a sense of humor.

that, and an irritable colon.

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[TheMojoPin]

This movie is now my one TV-related holiday tradition.

"Let's dance the Hora."

"YOU'RE the whora!!!"

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[MHasegawa]

Whether it's the movie or Sid Rosenberg getting his ass beat, both are hilarious.

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[JustJon]

an "unedited" dvd was also released this year.

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[FUNKMAN]

i was shopping the other day and heard this young jewish boy ask his father for 50 dollars. the father replied "40 dollars! what do you need 30 dollars for?"

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[fiestygal]

i loove this movie...by the way did anyone notice his big schlong in his blue undies?


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