How to invent something

[ag]

lets say you have this idea abou improving an allready existing product. Do those invention compainies you see on TV really work? And how much does it cost, to patent an idea?

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[JustJon]

you're better off not going through the companies. To patent something, just go to the patent office's website, fill out the forms and send them a check.

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[high fly]

For $39.99 I got my dick patented. it's mine, all mine! And now I've got the paperwork to prove it!
No one else can use it but me!
(No one else was, but y'know, just in case...)

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[Mike Teacher]

"What if we could mix in the mayo with the tuna and, no wait! we could Feed the Mayo to the Tuna! I'm an idea man, Chuck, I got them popping into my brain all the time! I record them into this tape recorder here. Hey! Is that a picture of your wife?"

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[ChrisTheCop]

In my short life I truly believe that I've invented a handful of items only to have them stolen by others. Among them: Car alarm that also rings on your keychain Slot Machine that pays out not in coins, but a receipt that u bring to the cashier (or gives you the option).
Both times, it took about a year after I voiced my ideas to freinds, for the item to show up on the market.
I also believe that the Seinfeld writers followed me around and stole stories from my life, so...


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[A.J.]

To patent something, just go to the patent office's website, fill out the forms and send them a check.

United States Patent and Trademark Office (http://www.uspto.gov/)

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[Katylina]

I also believe that the Seinfeld writers followed me around and stole stories from my life, so...


So you are being stalked by Larry?

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[Bill From Yorktown]

dont get me started - about 10 or 15 years ago my gf and I were at a big outdoor concert in upstate ny - I was watching people bring in coolers on kiddie wagons, skate boards, etc and thought - gee they should put wheels on those things - a couple of years later guess what hit the stores....

stupid

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[sr71blackbird]

I had an idea for a debit card for the laundromat, this way you dont have the bullshit with the quarters. I have it written down in an envelope that I had the post office stamp all edges with with the date that proves that I had the idea first. Im sure someone thought of it already.

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