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[Fallon]

151 Countries, One Ronfez.net. (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=ronfez.net)

-Fresh from the Captain's Wwfallon.
-Beanz Meanz Wwfallon.
-I Bet He Drinks Wwfallon.

The last one's pretty fucking gay.

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 12-10-03 @ 9:32 PM

[ChickenHawk]

Only Ronfez.net Has The Answer.

Snap! Crackle! ChickenHawk!
The ChickenHawk bars are on me! (I don't even get it.)

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 12-10-03 @ 9:34 PM

[furie]

For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Furie.

Men Can't Help Acting On Furie. (WTF??)

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Ronfez.net.


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/ghostrider.jpg" height=100 width=300>
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[sr71blackbird]

Nothing Acts Faster Than Sr71blackbird.

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<center><B>My Thanks to Reefdwella for the sig-pic!</B></center>

<center><B><strike>Folgers and Lava</strike></B></center>

<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>( o Y o )</marquee>

[A.J.]

Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His AJinDC.

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[Ndugu]

Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Ndugu.

"Everyone is looking at me"

"That's what they do Patti"

[Tall_James]

- Put a Tall James in your tank (if it was a Patton tank, maybe)
- Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Tall James. (appropriate!)
- Do You Eat The Tall James Last? (uh...I have to be leaving)




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[PanterA]

Thanks for the spy ware!

no I mean it....thanks.


ya jerk. ;)

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[KC2OSO]

wink ;o/

http://www.njmikec.com/Fester1.jpg

[jamesdiggy]

P-P-P-Pick Up A Jamesdiggy.

I've got 3 P's, now I can go speak at Oxford.

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A Ted Knight in Shining Armor
I am now blessed with an ADF sigpic

[AppleBoy]

Is Powerdump5000 In You?
The Curiously Strong Powerdump5000.

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[Melrapuo]

- Moms Like You Know to Choose Melrapuo

I'm a MILF magnet.

<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">

Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[Gaia]

" A better way to start the Gaia"
Another one...

"Ronfez.net, and on, and on..."



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This message was edited by Gaia on 12-11-03 @ 12:00 AM

[KennethC]

This is better that McMahon and Tate!

Have you forgotten how good Ken in Portland tastes? (I usually steer clear of "blue" humor)

Just Do Ken in Portland (This is nice, since Nike's based here)

Ken in Portland Unscripted (I wish, I rely on a team of writers to come up with this lame crap)

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[SuperClerk]

Don't Be Vague. Ask for Ronfez.net.

-Designed for Superclerk, Engineered to Last.
-Better Ingredients, Better Superclerk.
-The Joy of Superclerk.
-Tastes Great, Less Superclerk.
-Just Do Superclerk.

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/gremlins.jpg

Merry Christmas to All!

[reeshy]

I got 2:

Who would you have a reeshy with?

SatCam is as gay as a 3 dollar bill!!

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Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[Furtherman]

This Is The Age Of The Ronfez.net.


Furtherman. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.

Uh-oh, Better Get Furtherman.

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Furtherman.



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...with thanks to JustJon

[blakjeezis]

Go On, Get Your Blakjeezis Out

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Blakjeezis.

Mama's got the Magic of Blakjeezis.

If that doesn't convince you that I'm the best ever, nothing will!

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>2%</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red>2%</font></marquee>

[Freakshow]

"Full of Eastern Freaskhow"

Shouldn't this be the one for East Side Dave?


"Moving at the speed of Freakshow"

Now we're talkin'

Just for fun:
"You can be sure of Scheduled Beating"

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/answer.gif>
<br> Ride Fast, Live Slow

[KCfromDC]

KCfromDC saves your soul.

Well, from the looks of it, this thing is right on!

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[reeshy]

I like this last one I just got:

Just Do Reeshy!!!!!!



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Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[StupidGirlllll]

*Beware of Expensive Stupidgirlllll

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[JustJon]

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Justjon?



<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon10.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[PanterA]

Pantera. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.

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[SatCam]

The Coolest SatCam on Ice.
Does the Hard SatCam, So You Don't Have To.
Just One SatCam - Give It To Me!

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[high fly]

Go To Work On A High Fly

It's Different In A High Fly

Let Your Fingers Do The Walking Through A High Fly

Made To Make Your High Fly Water

Daddy Or High Fly?

Marvin The Mountie Always Gets His High Fly


That last one gave me the creeps.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[newport king]

- Only a fool breaks the Newport King
-Newport King not included
-Choosy mothers choose Newport King
-Sometimes you feel like a Newport King sometimes you don't

~another newport king joint~

[Locke]

I didnt read what the creator of this thread wrote or what anyone else wrote so I'm going to assume we have to make our own radio commercial, here goes:

Are you experiencing head aches? Stomache aches? back aches? Suck it up you old bitch and have a glass of our new grape pepsi.

Grape pepsi, because you deserve it

[high fly]

(shakes head ruefully)

" and they ask me why I drink"

[reeshy]

didnt read what the creator of this thread wrote


"Always to read instruction before to attempting to assemblage of bipedal instrument" (printed in Taiwan)

<IMG SRC=http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_reeshy.gif>
Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[high fly]

Shoulda left those sunglasses on...

" and they ask me why I drink"