Don't Squeeze My Balls!!!!

[reeshy]

Last weekend, I went to the gym with a good friend of mine to play a little racquet ball. He asked me if I had any balls and I said "I always have my balls with me!!". He said 'Well, whip them out and let's play!!" So I threw one of my balls to him and he started to squeeze it! I said " What the hell are you doing?" He said "I want to see how hard your ball is..this one is too soft!" So I gave him the other ball and he quipped "Now this one is too hard!!" So I told him "Go to hell!!" and with that He whacked my ball with his racquet as hard as he could and split the damn thing!!! I mean, is this proper etiquette on the racquet ball court or not?? How should I approach this problem next time? Should I just let him mistreat my balls like that or just let it slide?

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Tell him to buy you dinner first.

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[DJEvelEd]

A gentle "cupping" is in order. It's not like he's checking for ball-cancer.

It's not gay until your tongue is dug up his ass, so don't do that.

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[monsterone]

Last weekend, I went to the gym with a good friend of mine to play a little racquet ball. He asked me if I had any balls and I said "I always have my balls with me!!". He said 'Well, whip them out and let's play!!" So I threw one of my balls to him and he started to squeeze it! I said " What the hell are you doing?" He said "I want to see how hard your ball is..this one is too soft!" So I gave him the other ball and he quipped "Now this one is too hard!!"






sounds like the plot to a gay porno:
goldy cox and the 3 "bears"

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This message was edited by monsterone on 12-10-03 @ 8:55 PM

[SatCam]

reeshy? shocking threads? I cant believe it.

But give me your friends phone number so I can find out what your balls feel like.

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[high fly]

...he whacked my ball with a racket...

I just had an intense pain shoot from my taint to the back of my throat.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[DJEvelEd]

shoot from my taint to the back of my throat.

Why is this so funny?

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-11-03 @ 5:57 PM

[high fly]

I grabbed my own balls, squeezed my knees together and fell sideways to the floor like the old man on the tricycle on Laugh In.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[keithy_19]

I once punched my friend in the balls. I told him too look up. Gullible bastard looked up so I pooped him in his testes. He fell down and I laughed. He never got me back. No I always watch my back because I don't want larry moe and curly to get messed up. I have 3 balls so theres 3 names.

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[DJEvelEd]

I have 3 balls


Sounds bad! You may need to have yours squeezed professionally.





Nothin' like fresh squeezed!!!




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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-11-03 @ 9:44 PM

[KC2OSO]

so I pooped him in his testes.


Now that's just plain gay.

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[reeshy]

How the hell did this thread degenerate into talking about testicles....oh, I forgot where I was!!!!

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[Katylina]

He's got big balls.
She's got big balls.
But I've got the biggest balls of them all.

Have you tried squeezing his balls in retaliation? It reminded me of Goldilocks and the three bears:

This one's too soft.
This one's too hard.
This one is juuuuuuuuuuust right.
Then she get's the reach-around.

Next time he is caressing your balls, I reccomend you give him a good 'ol donkey punch.

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[high fly]

I guess we're all having a ball now.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[SatCam]

Now I think I know what high fly meant when he said "I just had an intense pain shoot from my taint to the back of my throat."

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[high fly]

Ever have melon balls?

Next time you do, think of this thread...




" and they ask me why I drink"

[Katylina]

... or chocolate salty balls?

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