Wearing sunglasses isin't cool anymore [Archive]

Locke

12-10-2003, 01:15 PM

It used to be. It still is in Europe, but not here. No cool person wears glasses anymore, only squares and old people. The best way you can look like a tool is if you where sun glasses AND a leather jacket, that is so 1991.

Sun glasses aren't the only things that used to be cool but now suck. Rips on the anckle of your jeans, hats that are worn both sideways and backwards. The only way to look cool in a hat now is to wear it at a 45 degree angle from the middle of your forehead. Wearing nose rings, shaving that small line which runs down your left eye brow. Wearing 12 ounce boxing-like gloves while riding a motorcycle, Jazz music, reality shows, award shows, and ofcourse Will Smith.

TooCute

12-10-2003, 01:19 PM

Being an ass isn't cool, either.

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Hottub

12-10-2003, 01:23 PM

Being an ass isn't cool, either.

Hey, That's what I was going to say.

However, it is really cool to not wear sunglasses, have the morning glare get right into your eyes, while driving to work, and smack your car into a utility pole.

You should try it

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SatCam

12-10-2003, 01:23 PM

I only wear sunglasses the day after it snows when it is really glarey. I'm cool.

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ChickenHawk

12-10-2003, 01:27 PM

Wearing sunglasses isin't cool anymore

Are you kiddin' me?
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mikeyboy

12-10-2003, 01:29 PM

I wear my sunglasses at night so I can watch you weave then breath your story lines.

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MattyBronx

12-10-2003, 01:32 PM

No cool person wears glasses anymore...

You're right. Cool people develop cataracts.

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Arienette

12-10-2003, 02:33 PM

I wear my sunglasses at night so I can watch you weave then breath your story lines.mikeyboy,

please get out of my head.

thank you.

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Bama

12-10-2003, 02:35 PM

Locke, keep on keeping on.

The silent majority is behind you on this.

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NewYorkDragons80

12-10-2003, 02:35 PM

Being cool is wearing sunglasses. Period, end of sentence, end of conversation.

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East Side Dave

12-10-2003, 02:44 PM

You're saying Richard Belzer isn't cool? Huh?!?! Why you rootin', tootin' no good varment! I'm a-gonna git you, rabbit!!

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12-10-2003, 03:41 PM

But my Members Only jacket is still cool right?

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Recyclerz

12-10-2003, 03:46 PM

Hey Locke

I always thought John Stuart Mill and Rousseau were way smarter than you.

Turns out I was right. ;)

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12-10-2003, 03:47 PM

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ChickenHawk

12-10-2003, 03:55 PM

As long as I live, I don't think I'll EVER understand how they found this guy:

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sr71blackbird

12-10-2003, 03:58 PM

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TheMojoPin

12-10-2003, 04:05 PM

You people are horrible.

Locke clearly risked a LOT to time travel here from 1986 to warn us all with his knowledge and wisdom.

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high fly

12-10-2003, 04:07 PM

Fashion tips from a kid in jr. high.

yeah, that's greeaat...

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Locke

12-10-2003, 05:50 PM

Bill From Yorktown

12-10-2003, 05:52 PM

Being an ass isn't cool, either.

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dead on.

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monsterone

12-10-2003, 08:27 PM

You people are horrible.

Locke clearly risked a LOT to time travel here from 1986 to warn us all with his knowledge and wisdom.

should we tell him about swatch watches and z cavaricci's?

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TheMojoPin

12-10-2003, 08:55 PM

Easy now. I told him about Slap-Wraps and he almost cracked up.

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monsterone

12-10-2003, 09:04 PM

thank god for ashton kutcher making mesh hats cool again. we're dealing with a sort of encino man here.

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Death Metal Moe

12-10-2003, 09:16 PM

Ok Locke. What you and me need to do now is I pay you a Consultant fee for you to come to my house and tell me what's cool and what's not.

Observe me for a few days and give me your final report.

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monsterone

12-10-2003, 09:23 PM

moe, give me $5(for rental) and $25(for gas to jersey) and i will let you watch teen wolf for 5 days (plus room and board)

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12-11-2003, 06:28 AM

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JustJon

12-11-2003, 06:49 AM

And how do you expect those of us that are nocturnal to deal with that evil ball of flame that hangs in the sky during those diurnal times?

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12-11-2003, 07:01 AM

East Side Dave

12-11-2003, 07:09 AM

[quote]As long as I live, I don't think I'll EVER understand how they found this guy:

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high fly

12-11-2003, 08:13 AM

Who else is gona teach you fashion? Your mamma? The government?Those God damn @ss monkeys Ebert and Roeper?! Review this old man! That hot black chick is only with you because of your money, trusts me it's not for your looks.

I thought it was my glasses with the PhotoGray lenses.
I suppose next you'll be telling me porkpie hats are out too...

Now finish your damned homework and wash your hands before coming down to supper...

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high fly

12-11-2003, 08:14 AM

AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT HAIR!

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dingo

12-11-2003, 08:29 AM

If we don't wearf sunglasses how are we going to see the subliminal messages and fight the aliens

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wilee

12-11-2003, 08:48 AM

nd how do you expect those of us that are nocturnal to deal with that evil ball of flame that hangs in the sky
So you see it too?! Good! My friend tried to convince me that I'm losing my mind, but as long as someone else sees it, I know I'm not!

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JustJon

12-11-2003, 09:40 AM

luckily, I was able to avoid the gaze of the evil, evil flames this morn. but I hear it will burn away our souls in the morn on the morrow.

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JohnnyCash

12-11-2003, 09:47 AM

But my Members Only jacket is still cool right?

Fuck yeah!

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