What Do You Tell Your Chick.....

[reeshy]

....If you're not in the mood?? I got this new woman in my life and we get along pretty well (well...she's not really that new...she's my first wife!) Anyways, last night I was over to her house for dinner and after we ate she apparently was in the mood for some horizontal hula!!! I was completely wiped out from work and totally not in the mood!!! Long story short, she got pissed off and tossed me out!!! Somebody please help me with some great excuses for the future...cause I KNOW this is gonna happen again...I know me!!!!

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[jocefus]

you could of at least did a little diddling, staples style.... she did invite you over and cook for you... its the least you could of did

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[SatCam]

I got this new woman in my life

How much does she cost per hour?

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[stickyfingers]

Fake it.

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[SatCam]

Does she want to do it in the butt?

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[StupidGirlllll]

If it did not work the first time & you are already getting into silly fights, just say fuck it & move on.

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[furie]

if you iknow she's going to be pissed, just saddle up there and do the deed. It's just easier than dealing with the bitching.


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[reeshy]

Do you guys realize what Viagra costs these days!!!!! JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!!!

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[Furtherman]

This message was edited by Furtherman on 11-2-04 @ 1:03 PM

[SatCam]

sounds like you need GENERIC VIAGRA!!! Go open one of those junk email.s

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[Justice4all]

Well it is apparent that all you are being used for is a booty call for your ex wife. Who needs that shit?
And if she threw you out of the house it also seems like that is all she wants you around for.
The best way is to find yourself another girlfriend and leave this one in the dust. There was a reason you two did not work as a couple. If you keep going back to her just because she spreads it like an eagle for ya in the long run you will regret it and look back as it was a waste of your time.
You desreve better then you got...go find someone who will think the same.


P.S. if you were so tired that you did not want to have sex...what job do you do?

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[MattyBronx]

I was completely wiped out from work and totally not in the mood!!!

Tired is one thing, but not in the mood??? Dude, that can't be healthy. You may want to see a doctor or something.

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[Yerdaddy]

cause I KNOW this is gonna happen again...I know me!!!!
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[newport king]

if it was some new girl you could always tell her you're gay but considering it's your ex and you've had sex with her before, just run some line of bullshit and tell her that you don't want to rekindle any feeling like that towards her because you've tried it once already and it didn't work.

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[walking joint]

i usually pass out in shock when my wife wants to have sex, so i never have thought of an excuse.

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[Yerdaddy]

tell her that you don't want to rekindle any feeling like that towards her because you've tried it once already and it didn't work.
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[Johnny4]

Is this a trick question? This does not happen to men.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[Bama]

It does if you've been with the same woman year, after year, after year, after fucking year.

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[Mike Teacher]

Is this a trick question? This does not happen to men.


I was wondering how I would respond as I read the replies, but the above says it best for me.

It comes off as macho BS, but I really can't imagine the situation where I'd be too wiped to perform. Wasted? Oh yeah. But if that happened; I'd gladly send her into orbit, as Brother Malcolm would say:

By Any Means Necessary!

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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 12-10-03 @ 6:24 PM

[Bama]

If you say no she'll respect you more. You can't just give it away boys.



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[TheMojoPin]

What Do You Tell Your Chick If you're not in the mood??

"Sorry, babe...I'm 58."

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[Steels]

you could of at least did a little diddling, staples style....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And yes there are men who are simply not in the mood. That said I can understand how a male that doesn't get sex very easy or often could have a hard time relating.

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[Jennitalia]

be a man, tell her to hop on and let her do all the work. we ladies have sexual urges and needs, too, you know... :)

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[Furtherman]

This message was edited by Furtherman on 11-2-04 @ 1:04 PM

[saveopieanthony.net]

I have no idea. The thought never crossed my mind. not once. but i'm straight.

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[JustJon]

tell her the sores are open and the meds haven't kicked in yet.

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[KillOReilly]

I was completely wiped out from work and totally not in the mood!!!


I know thw words used in this sentance but in this order they don't make sense to me.

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[PanterA]

fake a heart attack.

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[KCfromDC]

You know what the test is?
You just say, "get on top honey".
"You do what you like".


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[DJEvelEd]

When I was married, I got sick of ALWAYS initiating "whoopie". I waited to see how long it would take for her to make the first move. I waited 5 months, then I divorced her.

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[monsterone]

tell her that you're spoken for and that satcam is a very jealous lover. then explain that he's a teenage boy and that problem is solved.

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[reeshy]

ell her that you're spoken for and that satcam is a very jealous lover. then explain that he's a teenage boy and that problem is solved.


You know...that just might work!!!!

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[high fly]

(works finger in nose like crazy)
"Honey!
"I've got this booger way in the back that's giving me trouble. Can you help me out here? Your fingers are slimmer than mine..."


" and they ask me why I drink"

[Tall_James]

Tell her that you were so excited about seeing her that earlier in the day you ran a batch thinking about her.

She be both flattered and horrified.


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[high fly]

That Tall James- he always goes the romantic route.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[SatCam]

Might as well have sex with her soon before she dies. The average life expectancy is only about 80.

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[DJEvelEd]

*Eat garlic
*Pick all your scabs and show her (if applicable)
*Build a tampon castle on the bed
*Tell her that the last time you ate her out you could taste the abortion.
*Shit the bed



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