Tasteless jokes, Part 2

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Clare had a thread ages ago, but I couldnt find it. Sorry Clare.

Now I'm talking about the jokes that would end a politicians carear instantly. Leave the "why the long face" jokes out of here.

I've heard all these jokes before I'm sure, but I never remember them. Remind me.

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[CrazyClare]

i think cause the threads over a year old

why is beer better than retards?
Beer doesn't drool.
Beer stains wash out easier than drool.
Beer will wait patiently in the car while you play (football, etc.)
Beer is never late.
You don't have to limit yourself to bisyllabic words in discourse with beer.
Beer doesn't cry if you forget it.
Beer doesn't vote.
Beer never answers your phone.
Beer doesn't work your crossword puzzles in ink.
Beer doesn't demand to watch cartoons.
Beer won't ask loud, embarressing questions in public.
If the head's too big on your beer you can blow it off.
If the head's too small on your beer you can get another.
Beer doesn't have to be sterilized.



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[CrazyClare]

Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

A: "See you next month!"




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[saveopieanthony.net]

My girlfriend and I are hanging out at a party and meet someone who works at a famous girl focused magazine. She's asking us about a survey they did saying like 50% of girls prefer shopping to sex...after looking at our reaction she asks my girlfriend which she prefers...she's shy and looks at me and the magazine friend asks me.."what do you think your girlfriend prefers shopping or sex..."

I look at my girlfriend and back at the magazine friend and tell her "it doesn't matter to me..either way it's going to cost me $500"



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[Def Dave in SC]

Its Spring time in West Virginia and this girl asks her dad for $100 so she could buy her prom dress.

"I'll give you the hundred dollars", said the dad, "if you suck my dick."

EWWWWWW!" said the girl

A few weeks later the girl asks for the hundred dollars again, and again her dad would only give her the money in exchange for a blow job.

Finally its the day before the prom, and the girl gives up.

"Fine daddy, I'll suck your dick." She goes down on him and yells."Eww! Your dick tastes like shit!"

"Well," says the dad, "your brother needed to borrow the car"

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This message was edited by Def Dave in DC on 12-11-03 @ 6:53 PM