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Steels

12-08-2003, 10:10 PM

Starting with this post I will begin to hyperlink a slew of Christmas song parodies. These may be foul and offensive to some people so take caution before you decide to listen. As for the rest of us with senses of humor enjoy because these tunes are HILARIOUS! All of my selections are from the one and only Dr. Dirty, John Valby.

http://www.fcuk.nu/comedy - White Christmas parody.mp3

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TheMojoPin

12-09-2003, 08:10 AM

Are you a "Weird Al" fan?

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Armitage

12-09-2003, 10:02 AM

Someone should parody Christmas Shoes :O

Or at least make rude noises, screams, and whatnot when it's played :P

God, I hate that freaking song..

Whatever happened to novelty Christmas songs like that song in the first post anyway? Nobody makes 'em anymore.

furie

12-09-2003, 11:56 AM

Christmas at Ground Zero is my favorite christmas song.

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JustJon

12-09-2003, 12:08 PM

I'm partial to Christmas With The Devil

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Steels

12-09-2003, 01:52 PM

Here's a parody of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".

http://www.fcuk.nu/Dr Dirty John Valby - Santa's Whore (1).mp3

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high fly

12-09-2003, 03:18 PM

ALL Christmas music, of any kind, puts thoughts of murder in my mind...

" and they ask me why I drink"

Bama

12-09-2003, 03:21 PM

Same here. Down with Christmas songs and christmas parodies.

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Steels

12-09-2003, 03:55 PM

'Tis the Season

http://www.fcuk.nu/Fa-La-La-La-La - John Valby.mp3

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high fly

12-09-2003, 03:58 PM

...murder by handgun....murder by garotte...murder by tossing plugged in hair dryer in tub...

" and they ask me why I drink"

Steels

12-09-2003, 04:57 PM

Winter Wonderland

http://www.fcuk.nu/X Rated Christmas Comedy - John Valby - Winter Wonderland.mp3

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jafter

12-10-2003, 04:42 AM

ALL Christmas music, of any kind, puts thoughts of murder in my mind...

"Father Christmas give us your money, we'll beat you if you make us some noise" That one always gets me in the holiday mood.

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JustJon

12-10-2003, 06:53 AM

ah, the kinks classic. I forgot about that one.

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high fly

12-10-2003, 07:56 AM

...push-em off a cliff murder
push-em out of an airplane murder
push-em overboard murder...

These are the kind of thoughts that Christmas music, parody or otherwise inspires in me...

" and they ask me why I drink"

Steels

12-10-2003, 02:35 PM

This one is a "Frosty the Snowman" parody.

http://www.fcuk.nu/COMEDY~John Valby - Frosty The Pervert.mp3

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WRESTLINGFAN

12-10-2003, 02:55 PM

[quote]ah, the kinks classic. I forgot about that one.

i believe its called father christmas give us some money. great xmas song