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furie
12-08-2003, 12:40 PM
Ok, today was funny.

Today, at about 11 am, my boss comes in andtells me that he wants all of us (just me, him, and 3 others) to get the flu shot. he's concerned that this year is a serious strain and he doesn't want us missing to much. I at first don't want to go, because the last one made me sick, but what the hell, everyone else is going.

So we head out to the federal courts in brooklyn, where USPHS has an office. So we park, walk all over camden plaza and keep missing the building. Finally we break down and ask a cop. we get there at last. It's closed for lunch. we waited too long to get there. Ok. No problem, we'll go for lunch. Mike says, "Hey, lets go to chinatown and get some real chinese food. It's just over the bridge", pointing to the Manhatten bridge. John says "Yeah, I haven't had real chinese in a while." Ok, so we go.

Some would say this next part is my fault. Once over the Brooklyn Bridge, we go left, south. Apparently, that was a wrong move. We hit the westside highway, eventually passing ground zero. After a quick phonecall, we get some directions. We loop under the battery and head north on FDR. So after an hour and 20 minutes (the USPHS office is of course now open) we find chinatown but can't find a restaurant. Mike makes the comment that "On Long Island, anyplace with chinese writing is a restaurant. Here everything has writing. You walk into a place looking for food you find that it's a watch repair!"

After 15 minutes of searching, we pick a place Huo Lu's. Where is this? On Forsythe, right next to where we parked!!!. Anyway we order. No one speaks english but we make do with pointing and screaming. I got a #102, which was apparently Beef and Rice. Simple. We get the food, I pick up a salt shaker and start to shake salt on my food. The woman goes "OH! ummm.......soup soup!" I look at her, "What?" She just says "Oh no, soup!" then she looks at me, then to the plate, back to me, then the plate again. Back and forth. She's very agitated. So I look at her, my plate, the chopsticks, back to her, then the plate, and so on. It's a very odd situation. Peter says "Dude, I think you have to wait for the soup. You're pissing her off." Ok I think, maybe it's a cultural thing. I didn't order soup but maybe it comes with the order.

She's still looking at the food. I start to eat, and her eyes go wide. Finally she says, "No, sugar." and makes the shaking motion. I look at the salt shaker and I say "Salt?" "No," she goes "Sugar" Shit! I just ruined my lunch. But the shaker only had chinese marking on it. how the hell was I to know? I eat the beef anyway and it was fine. Not much sugar came out because the holes were too small. My thing is, how did she get sugar from soup? because they're both "S" words? I made the comment "Anyone know the word for 'Holy Christ, NO!'" That's all she needed to say.

Anyway, she goes back laughing and tells the cook. He comes out and they both watch me eat. I felt like a monkey in the zoo. I tell my buddy to start grooming me, picking lice out of my fur, it'll make the situation feel more natural.

Of Course it took us no more than 5 minutes to make it back to the courthouse, then an hour to the airport. What was meant to be a quick trip, back by 1230 ended up being a comedy of misadventures, and we didn't get back until 430. And now the shot's making me sick.






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high fly
12-08-2003, 12:45 PM
....and an hour later you wanted another shot, right?

" and they ask me why I drink"

A.J.
12-08-2003, 12:45 PM
"Forget it Furie -- it's Chinatown."

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KennethC
12-08-2003, 02:34 PM
What a relief. When I saw your topic title, I was worried you were going to tell us you bought a gremlin. Nobody go to Chinatown and buy a gremlin!

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high fly
12-08-2003, 02:45 PM
Gots to love that "Dragon and Phoenix Flu Vaccine".

" and they ask me why I drink"

reeshy
12-08-2003, 02:48 PM
So that's where my tax money goes to....4 hour lunches...HMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

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sr71blackbird
12-08-2003, 03:07 PM
"soup" sounds just like the Chinese word for "SARS"

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sr71blackbird
12-08-2003, 03:07 PM
just kiddin

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sr71blackbird
12-08-2003, 03:48 PM
Chinese guy and his wife are in bed and he says to her;
"Hey, you wanna 69?"
Shes says;
"Why you want beef and broccoli now??"

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high fly
12-08-2003, 04:25 PM
Good one, SR!

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furie
12-08-2003, 04:31 PM
So that's where my tax money goes to....4 hour lunches...HMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

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JustJon
12-09-2003, 07:23 AM
Dude, that wasn't beef.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-09-2003, 07:59 AM
Dude, that wasn't beef.


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12-09-2003, 08:05 AM
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12-09-2003, 08:35 AM
Has anyone seen my cat Alice?

Alice doesn't live anymore.

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wilee
12-09-2003, 08:51 AM
Any place that has real Chinese cooks serves "real" Chinese food. There's a place around the corner from me where every employee is Chinese, and they make some damn good food. You probably only had to go around the corner.

Maybe the black helicopters were coming for your boss and he was hiding out?

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12-09-2003, 08:52 AM
Alice doesn't live anymore
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Justice4all
12-09-2003, 10:01 AM
How is it that i can find my way to Chinatown no problem and I live in NJ and you work in NYC and get lost??
Any place that has real Chinese cooks serves "real" Chinese food. There's a place around the corner from me where every employee is Chinese, and they make some damn good food. You probably only had to go around the corner.


If that is true how come my McDonalds does not serve soul food?

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wilee
12-09-2003, 10:16 AM
If that is true how come my McDonalds does not serve soul food?


Who knows what's in those burgers?

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Justice4all
12-09-2003, 12:57 PM
Very true....I know it goes thru you faster then Drain-O.

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Contra
12-11-2003, 07:38 PM
I go to a place off of Mott. It has great food. I'm not too sure of the place you described. That is a pretty funny story though.

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