Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms

[SuperClerk]

I don't know if this has been posted before, but I found some of these very funny.

Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms (http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/sex.html)

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Merry Christmas to All!

[A.J.]

Noah Webster would have been proud.

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[Death Metal Moe]

You can hear civilization decay from the inside out as you read it!

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[high fly]

Blumpy-- close, but not quite.
The proper name is a "Blumpkin" and at the moment of sweet release, one drops mud.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[EndangeredFeces]

They seem to have forgotten The Justin Timberlake.

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I am a dirty liar

[gone]

godamn i miss O&A...

C*U*N*T
~Pax Et FuX~
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[Jack_Doff]

I think this one might be my favorite:

Greek
The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. E.g. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the Greek salad

Not for what it is but just because out of all the nasty stuff this guy writes about on the page, he feels he must use a euphemism for "penis" (if you know what I'm saying).