Whats your secret talent?

[WALRUS]

Well with all the free time that most of the people on here have i was wondering what kind of weird talents do everyone have and Joe JR drinking your own pee doesn't could thats just in the words of Fezzy "Rude and Rude".
For example my weird talent is that i can put my legs behind my head i ask you Whats your talent.

I am the walrus koo koo ka choo

[girl germs]

<font size="2"><b>i can magically edit all of my posts. woohoo!</b></font>

i can do a really good monkey impression. i can also stand on my hands.

<p align="center"><font face="arial">"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."</font></p>

This message was edited by girl germs on 8-28-01 @ 6:26 AM

[TomPoo]

i can put my legs behind my head too!


girl germs... uh... would you like to come over and play sometime?

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

<img border="0" src="http://www.viewaskew.com/clerks/images/pics/danteran.gif" width="200" height="100">

"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[girl germs]

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/useme.jpg" alt="uhm, no">

<p align="center"><font face="arial">"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."</font></p>

[Thunderlips]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

And I have the sharpest elbows in 6 counties. Watch your step around me. I staggered my friend's wife once when I turned around too quickly and caught her in the forehead.

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed. The lesson is: Never try.

[SirSmashALot]

I can break stuff on my head. Did anyone hear me on Friday??

Bite Me, SirSmashALot

[Gvac]

If I told you, it wouldn't be a SECRET talent anymore, now would it?







Steamrolling toward 1,000 posts

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

i can account for this! I have
been victim to his elbow quite
a few times!

~Alice :-)

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Oops!

Above post refers to
Thunderlips' elbows. ;-)

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I can "spin" my eyes-- I can
turn my eyes clockwise really
fast!

I can "fold" my tongue but
that's more a heredity thing
than a trick!

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[Leadbottom]

I can wiggle my ears

[skullcrush]

i can snort a thin thread up my nose and pull it out my mouth.(i can snort lots of things...)

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/skull
pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[babychanel]

2 girls at the same time ...

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/babychan

[Maddog00]

What about 2 girls at the same time? Is your talent being able to see them? Dance with them?

Jackie put it best when he said, "YEEEEEEEAAAAAH."
SEE-YA!
Mike "Maddog"

[The Blowhard]

I can sing out of my ass.
Oh, that poo over there? I was clearing my throat! ;)

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/heck.gif

[PanterA]

I can clap with one hand

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/bathsigCYA!

[WALRUS]

hey girl germs
e-mail me walrus70_1@yahoo.com

I am the walrus koo koo ka choo

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/13970a7b/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/tomato2.jpg?bcDnMiqBibGr6Azk

[Dirtybird11]

i can tyoe with 1 hand

till the next line~

[EffMeBoobs]

I can spit and swallow at the same time and I can suck my drool back up from the top of the world trade center.

I can pull my cerebellum through my belly button.
HA! Top that!

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~Well look up from the ground and see who's laughing last...I do what it takes to pull me through...No thanks to anything that you could do...I'm better off without you~

[Sunrisa]

my reputation preceeds me...

i am good with a banana



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.

[elizabeth8]

I'M MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!

[barry williams]

I can please four chicks at once...when your groovy, its possible.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/erinmoran01/images/bwilliams2.jpg" height=95width=295>

[MacVittie]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

[WampusCrandle]

being a snob

[RhinoinMN]

i can fart 30 times consecutively. 31 makes me shit

[OGC]

I can please four chicks at once...when your groovy, its possible.http://members.aol.com/erinmoran01/images/bwilliams2.jpg

How do you manage that ? By leaving the room ?

[foodcourtdruide]

I can stick my whole fist in my mouth.

[Annie Waits]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

hey that's my secret talent too!!

[Mikemantis]

i can wiggle my ears

[Jughead]

I can turn my eye lids inside out... Its great to do to customers kids I hate...:wink:

[weekapaugjz]

I can turn my eye lids inside out... Its great to do to customers kids I hate...:wink:

you can also sell a lemon with a straight face.

[bobstevens4]

I use to be able to blackout almost every time I drank.

[Jughead]

http://assets.cobaltnitra.com/teams/repository/bd5/4f018bcf110048ad900146efa6b30/1/JCoffman.jpg Look at this face is it not the sweetest thing since Mollys Ronny...:smile:

[IamFogHat]

This board was really jizzy when it first started. Not that it isn't now, just sayin.

[led37zep]

I use to be able to blackout almost every time I drank.

Its called College. We've all been there.

[Devo37]

i can play the Tin Whistle (and the fife).

marched in the NYC St. Patrick's Day parade for about 10 years in a Fife & Drum band in my youth.

[Jughead]

i can play the Tin Whistle (and the fife).

marched in the NYC St. Patrick's Day parade for about 10 years in a Fife & Drum band in my youth.



I remember you ...Oh Uncle Paul:innocent::smile:...

[disneyspy]

i can make girlfriends dissappear

i can also saw a woman in half

[jauble]

i can make girlfriends dissappear

I was going to go with I can make a stable relationship vanish but you got to it first...kudos to you DS.

[SatCam]

I can orgasm by simply sucking a dick

[led37zep]

I can orgasm by simply sucking a dick

you stealing b-Pabs bit?

[weekapaugjz]

I can orgasm by simply sucking a dick

did you used to date gvac?

[Gvac]

What do you mean used to?

Is there something you're not telling me, SatCam?

[weekapaugjz]

What do you mean used to?

Is there something you're not telling me, SatCam?

oh shit. i thought you knew...:unsure:

[Gvac]

There goes my great day. :glurps:

[weekapaugjz]

There goes my great day. :glurps:

i'm sorry. maybe bossanova will come around an cheer you up. oh, wait... :unsure:

[Gvac]

i'm sorry. maybe bossanova will come around an cheer you up. oh, wait... :unsure:

You really are a heartless bastard. :sad: :nono: :glurps:

[weekapaugjz]

i'd rather be a heartless bastard than a wimp.

[Gvac]

i'd rather be a heartless bastard than a wimp.

Amen, brother.

Amen.

[drusilla]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

dammit that was mine!

[Gvac]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

dammit that was mine!

It's supposed to be your secret talent.

I've been watching you do it in your sig pic for years now.

[Mullenax]

I'm super double jointed in my elbows. I once hula-hooped while running. I do a secret Cher voice. I'm damn good at catching swimming turtles by their tails, which was once my job, but might be impressive on an otherwise dull day.

With the right training, I could work my way into a middle school talent show or backwater carnival.

[sr71blackbird]

I can levitate for brief periods of time, but only at the apex of a jump.